Biceps

saw a guy today with bulging biceps-hmmmm
the sun was shining-his skin was glistening in the sun
he lifted 4 crates of Guinness 'with ease'
nice show


i remember an incident when my younger brother Sup was about 13
this guy in my opinion couldn't cook(then) to save his life
that day he showed me he could
mom and i went out
we knew we had just a little stew at home
but we planned not to go to the market
when we get home,we would prepare a bowl of eba and all 6 of us would eat together(mom,I,brothers&cousins)
we tagged such meals as 'family'-no one got individual plates
we got a big bowl made food and sat to eat together
but the eldest had to make sure for every bolus you swallow the youngest has two to swallow.....
it so happens a friend of my mom came to visit a few minutes after we left
So she waited a while....
after about 3hours ,Sup decided she must be hungry so he asks if she would like to have lunch-she says yes-so he goes into the kitchen-prepares eba for two, (considering the bowl i had to wash when i got home)the friend of my mum is a hearty eater-slim as a rake but eats enuff for two
anyways he was generous with the stew and meat:i was mentally devouring on the way back home.
we return home a full hour after the guest has digested the food and gone home only to get home hungry to an empty pot
we didnt get mad-we laughed our heads off
i just couldnt get over the fact that Sup could make 'edible eba'
that day was tagged alejo day(alejo means visitor)
to this day the easiest way to describe *the woman* to anyone is to say
that mum's friend 'alejo sup'
yea-u guessed right-i had to go to the market and cook



My first crush's'
Amitabh Bachan-all that chest hair-marvelous
Bruce Willis-from watching Moonlighting
Jake and the fat man-he always got the girls



Beyonce is allergic to perfume
I hate to go into lifts alone
Beyonce's cat is named master P
I hate smoking(the habit)i don't smoke and i abhor it in others
Beyonce was discovered by Whitney Houston
I hate it when anyone raises their voice at me
Beyonce's first solo-dangerously in love got her 5 grammys
I hate the greediness abound in our country
Beyonce's nicknames include Juju bee,foxxy
I hate it when the traffic light turns red just when i get there


Most common fear-Odynophobia-fear of pain


A man buys a PC
he is setting it up in the room
system asks for 'password'
he decides to be naughty and types 'penis'
system says 'password rejected not long enough'
wife bursts out laughing
'however did the system know?'
*wink*

Barka da sallah

My first sallah withhout Gramps
was good but oddos
but its all good

my cousin has a facial palsy
all started after a horrible flight on chanchangi-to abuja and irs-to lagos
she fanned herself from abuja to lagos in the irs plane
she got an earache
got home-slept
woke up with a numb face(left side)
by eveninig she was in hospital
had a cat scan, brain scan all sorts of tests
well shes home now
she has stopped stammering
but only the right side of her face is moving
she gets physiotherapy daily
she wants to go to the states
she doesnt think she is getting the best treatment
doc at saint nicholas said she may have the palsy for 6months
thats crazy
another doc has requested a test-it mite be a tia(mild stroke)
shes only 32
i have got over the initial scare i got when i heard
and saw her with slurred speech and she was stammering
thank goodness the cat scan and brain scan came out positive
i just wish she gets better quick
its not nice knowing she may have had a mild stroke
its also not nice watching her learn to chew with her left jaw
her nerves are not working
D-wish ur nerves would just up and start to work TODAY
love u gal
someone said na spiritual attack from her office
she has a political appointment-this new BRF regime
whatever it is,i dont belive these things
HE is able to restore your health
and i am trusting HIM


I wish u all in blogsville a very merry xmas
and a prosperous new year

Mber months

My boss got robbed yesterday-bag,fones,keys,cash
not sure if she got slapped but the last person
i know who got robbed also got raped so she is lucky
an evil part of me felt it serves her right
just cos i am mad at her
but hey for real
its not fair that i am gloating
it is a terrible experinence
i have never been a victim but i don hear enuff stories
peeps be careful its the yuletide-the boys r hungry
avoid traffic as much as u can and be afraid of nitetime
and before dawntime
that when they attack cars
rememeber to always leave your bags outa sight in your cars
and above all
NEVER underestimate the power of prayer
He keeps u safe if u remember to ask for His cover
ciao

WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i was younger and trying to increase my vocabulary
My Gramps made me read newspapers,now i read almost anything
My Mum made me listen to the news to hear how words are pronounced
I pray my kids dont get to listen to the new breed of broad casters
haba
whats going on
Radio and tv this days
they keep assaulting my ears
they pronounce crap
as for Galaxy tv and dia diction avenue-its crap(i hope its off the airwaves)
NO ONE in my opinion uses THAT much stress when pronouncing a word
as for dress sense-I dont get why a young lady will wear a suit then beads!!!!
fashionistas??? e blend????
Adaure u are a pretty girl,lovely voice and u do the job well
but please try and be a little daring.....
CHANGE UR HAIRSTYLE
everytime i see u, u seem to have the same hairdo
different weaves-same style
i am sure u will still look phat if u try something else with ur hair
as for those pronouncing with igbotic yorubatic and all sorts of accents
spare our ears
PLEASE............



Heard about a woman who committed adultery on the same night her husband did
neither ever found out about the other but the marriage became better cos each found out what he:she would have lost
hmmmmmmmm
no go try am o

Manager!!!!!!!

Enjoy this.

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

Are you the manager? She asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no, the man replies. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. “I’m afraid I can’t,” breaths the bartender. Is there anything I can do?”

“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

“What should I tell him?” the bartender manages to say. Tell him, she whispers, there is no toilet roll or hand soap in the ladies room”.

Forbidden

sheck out
www.lovinglinks .com
www.illicitencounters.com

one of the women was quoted to say
i call my affair my indulgence
i never want to sit in a rocking chair
in a retirement home mulling over the thrills i have missed in life
it is better to regret the things you have done than the things you havent done

women get an endorphin boost during daytime
A woman's sex drive reaches its peak at 3pm(really?????)
so women are more amorous during the day
(wish we could get sex breaks instead of lunch breaks)*wink*



saw someone at obalende selling candles biscuits and butter
what is the relation???
ok maybe butter and biscuits...but candles!!!!!!

Gramps

My Gramps has been ill a while
all started about 5years ago
he had an issue with his prostate
he had an op
he recuperated, got better
2yrs later a relapse-anoda op
all these while he got older

about 2 yrs ago-his response to questions
took foreever before they came out of his mouth
he stopped recognising people
short memory span
all the signs of old age
all i could rememeber everytime i went to vist
was sitting on his lap for a kiss on my way to boarding school
treats from him when he returned from shareholders meetings
his car horn and the way we would hurridely rearrange the home
bring out our books-before he came up the stairs
even if my gramps saw u reading a comic at 2am
he was sure to leave u be
but if he finds u in front of the tv at 9pm!!!!!TROUBLE4U....
sallah with cousins,family...full house
getting my Uncle into trouble just for the fun of it.....

2 yrs ago he goes on and on about visiting home
so his kids and a few grandkids left lagos for abeokuta for a day visit
we had no tv-just the basics
food water mattresses
but we had fun

he woke up the next day and sad he wanted to return to lagos
though he showed a few of us where he wanted to spend eternity
2 weeks ago i heard he could no longer speak and wasnt eating
in fact he was living on drips
heard he had about 40 before he gave up the fight
he died 940am 16th Nov 2007 at 84yrs
i loved him and i will miss him dearly
I am just glad he has gone to rest in HIS BOSOM

Adieu Gramps
May Allah grant u paradise

Thots and Joke

What does a girl want?
What do u term as success?

Success for me is fulfillment
much as i know i dont need a man to complete me
i really wont feel utter fulfilment till i discard my Father's name
and bear another..........
moreover all i long for is to be a good wife and mother
that will be success to me and give me fulfillment

someone just sat beside me ad he is overwhelmingly choking me
odd thing is he isnt holding the stick
he must have put it out before coming into the cafe
but GADDDDDD the fumes emanating from him
reminds me when i was about 5-9 anytyme anyone smoked around me i used to puke
and if u had to refuel a car and i was in the vehicle
i would puke
in trains,buses,planes-i was known to puke the whole journey
never discovered if i would b seasick........
but considering...
if i took a cruise then,wouldnt i puke?
anyways that was when i was younger....
now...any form of travel(havent tried sea though)
i am sure not to puke

Ibi stop digressing
success.....
I think we should stop agonising about
what people term as success and understand that
Success is What God wills for our life
So today i say
Lord i will let Your will for my life take centerfold
NOTHING ELSE EVEN COMPARES

cos most times we are harrasing Him
about this issue or another and we forget the little things
i was in class today and was lost for about 5mins
a pal tapped me and asked what i was doing
i said thinking
he goes...Y
He has plans for u
y bother about the things He seemingly hasnt done
but be grateful for what he has done......
so i say
Thank u Lord
for eyes that see
ears that hear
legs that walk
hands that carry
a luscious voice
a lovely personality
a job(not there yet so i wont say good)*wink*
brothers that love me to death
a mom who would give her eye for me
a faher who is learning to be a dad
friends that care
good health
lovely skin(even wit my pimples)i LOOK GOOD
nice hair
lovely dentition(i get gap sef)
the love of family
shelter
buses(no car yet)
i say THANK U for ALL u have done BABA LOKE
I just ask...the remaining i wish for nko?
Do it for me ASAP
THANK YOU
AMEN............





Mandela was enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when Bush (chewing gum) sits next to him and starts a conversation:

Bush: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"

Mandela: "Of course."

Bush: (blowing bubbles with his gum) "We don"t. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to South Africa ."

Mandela: "Oh Really?"

Bush: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"

Mandela : "Of course."

Bush: (chuckling and crackling his gum) "We don't, in the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa ."

Mandela: "Do you have sex in America ?"

Bush: "Of course we do."

Mandela: "And what do you do with the condoms?"

Bush: "Throw them away of course."

Mandela: "We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America ."

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

The vertical smile

Scrambled eggs between the legs

sunny side up on the way to the butt

the pink taco

lower whiskers

all of the above where culled from a movie
and they all describe the vagina...hmmmmmmm
i found it hilarious.....


A man always looks more formal when he is erect.
True?


Anyone crave lovely inner garments?lingerie?
check out Etc-Ikoyi mall shop 9 lagos
opposite federal sec ikoyi
nice stuff
size a-g
for the men-cufflinks,ties,boxers,socks
candy g-strings
edible cock rings
*wink*

ASS

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
> The pastor was so
> pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
> race again, and it
> won ................again.
>
> The local paper read: "PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT"
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
> that he ordered the pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.
>
> The next day, the local paper headline read:
> "BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS".
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
> pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a
> nun in a nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
> following headline the
> next day: "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN"
>
> The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
> would have to get rid
> of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
> The next day the paper read:
"NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10"
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
> nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to
the plains where it could run wild.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
"NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE"
>
> The bishop was buried the next day.
>
> The moral of the story is....being concerned about
> public opinion can
> bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten
> your life. So be yourself
> and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone
> else's ass and you'll be a
> lot happier and live longer!
>
>

More Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bible Lesson
> A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph
> and Mary took Jesus
> with them to Jerusalem.
> A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby
> sitter."
>


> The Ten Commandments
> A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
> Commandments with her five
> and six year olds. After explaining the commandment
> to "honor thy father
> and thy mother," she asked,"Is there a commandment
> that teaches us how to
> treat our brothers and sisters?"
> Without missing a beat one little boy answered,
> "Thou shall not kill."
Funeral Instructions
> An elderly woman died last month. Having never
> married, she requested no
> male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions
> for her memorial
> service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while
> I was alive, I don't
> want them to take me out when I'm dead."
>
> Church Announcement
> There is the story of a preacher who got up one
> Sunday and announced to
> his congregation: "I have good news and bad news.
> The good news is, we
> have enough money to pay for our new building
> program. The bad news is,
> it's still out there in your pockets."

The Sermon
> A little girl became restless as the preacher's
> sermon dragged on and on.
> Finally, she leaned over to her mother and
> whispered, "Mommy, if we give
> him the money now, will he let us go?"
>
> The Boasting Boys
> Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about
> their fathers. The first
> boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece
> of paper, he calls it a
> poem, they give him $50."
> The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad
> scribbles a few words on a
> piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him
> $100."
> The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad
> scribbles a few words on
> a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes
> eight people to
> collect all the money!"

Professional Toasting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Girl,

I am very happy to inform you that I have feelings for
you since Tuesday, the 17th of August.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the
17th of August at 1500 hours, I would like to present
myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would
be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be
continuous on-the-relationship training and
relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion
from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment
would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on your performance, I might take up a larger
share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded
enough, to be taking care of on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of
receiving this letter, failing which; this offer would
be canceled without further notice and shall be
considering someone else. I would be happy, if you
could forward this letter to your sister, if you do
not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely

THE MAN




TOP TEN PICK UP LINES!!!!!!!!!!!

10- Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?
9- If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
8- Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
7- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
6- How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5- You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
4- Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in heaven.
3- I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
2- Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
1- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Selfish

So my cousin-B got married over the weekend
I am older than her by 4 days
So EVERYONE kept asking,wondering,speculating.......
when my turn will come

my turn?I have no idea
i just know it will happen
i also know i will be a good wife and mother
and then be less selfish
K says i am(anoda female cousin)

so i told her-K
'single people tend to be selfish'
(i heard it somewhere)
anyways i cant bother being nice to anyone other than family

the most important person to me
is me.....for now....*wink*

Virginity

My cousin says virginity is not virtue
It is the absence of opportunity

True?

a pal of mine just caught the blogging bug,
i think he is cool
doubleo-doubleo

Na wa oooo

Someone i know is in uk-illegally
u know when u are in a foreign land
without a green card hence u must not have a skirmish with the authourities???

well he dey dia with hin fiancee
both of them searching for the golden fleece in uk
hoping to 'hammer' someday and come back home to a grand wedding

well his ex goes to uk on a visit
and he decides to visit her
told a fib to fiancee and heads out

got on the wrong bus with a wrong ticket and conductor nab am
was to pay a fine of 20pounds but he no get for pocket
na so conductor call olopa(police)

na so omo boy begin see naija o
he cried..... serious ooo...he cry
but common sense prevailed thru the tears and he called his ex

she rushes out to go save him
pays the fine and explains to olopa the mix-up

well na so he for find himself for naija
cos he wan go tap that ass.............
not to mention infidelity
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Purpose!!!!!!!!!

What is your purpose in life?

When i was younger........my purpose was to be a good mother and wife
I lost that focus years back

My focus now is to laze around but not know poverty
*wink*

But really,to what purpose are we in the world for?

Do u know yours?

Dating mishaps

A friend of mine says the fumes she inhaled
after her home was fumigated must be affecting her
She hasnt gotten any date since then
I think this is her being funny
Or.....guys?will a lady put u off a la if she asphyxiates you?
LOL
have a swell weekend u all..........

MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men play at love to get sex?

Women play at sex to get love

Rings true to me
any contrary opinion?

Stolen from teediva

Recently discovered teediva’s blog
went thru her blog
got hooked and found this
decided to try it

1.WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans, top and platforms

2. WHAT KINDA UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING? Sexy black bra and g-string

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Aroma-Olu maintain & Pasuma

4. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Nah

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Yam porridge

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? black.

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Cool-its early yet

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mi brother

9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? His command of the English language

10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? no one sent it to me, saw it on teediva’s blog...

11. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yea

12. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? content

13. FAVOURITE DRINK? pineapple juice

14. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Baileys on ice

15. FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAL? Jollof rice & plaintain

16.FAVOURITE SPORTS? Football (to watch), volleyball (to act like i can play-but i made my nysc platoon proud in 2004 when i finished an opposing platoon)

17.HAIR COLOUR? Almost black

18. EYE COLOUR? Brown

20.TATTOOS OR PIERCING? Tattoos-not yet/piercings-ears only

21.STAR SIGN? Libra

22. FAVOURITE MONTH? Oct? cos i was born in Oct

24.FAVOURITE FOOD? Amala ,ewedu and fish-yummy

25.LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Erin Brockovich.

27. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Any day i make extra cheddars!!!!!

28. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Nah-if i am interested and he is too slow/shy to ask-i will ask him.

29. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER? Scary-cynical about love at the moment

30.SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

31. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs-almost anyone, kisses-only to get my freak on....*wink*?

32. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships plssssssssss.

33.CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate

34. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? ???

35. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Have no idea

36. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Beats me!!!!!!!!!!!

37. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING NOW?

38. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I am mouse-pad less!!!!!!!

39.FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? Scrabble

40. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Watched movies

41. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? anoda day to be grateful for.

42. WHICH DO YOU BELIEVE, EVOLUTION OR CREATION? Creation........ no be God?????



ANODA STOLEN FROM HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.How old were you the first time? 19-he thot i was 21

2.)Name of your first? T

3.) Good or Bad? definitely not a bed of roses

4.) Name of the worst and why? J-guy thot pumping was all that mattered-slam, bam....never again!!!!!!!!!

5.) Name of the best and why? L-t’was always mind blowing, i had crazy love for the guy-he just knew what to do to get mi juices flowing!

6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex? on the roof.

7.) Favorite Position: as long as i am getting pleasured-makes no difference

8.) Ever fake an orgasm? No-u either give me one or u dont

9.) Would you admit it if the person asked? Yes, I have/would

10.) Favorite time of day to have sex? Early morn just b4 dawn.

11.) Most times you have had sex in one day? Wasnt counting

12.) Same person? Hell yea.

13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with? Nah

14.) Restrictions during sex? none

15.)Accessories?None yet

16.)What? Yea........

17.) Done it in the rain? Does drizzling count?

18.)Done it in a car? Yea

19.) Had a Threesome? Wont ever happen

20.) Want to have sex now? Mayb later........

Happy Birthday Ibi

Yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am 29-today
in the last 5 years,my birthday was melacholic
(my making)
cos i didnt achieve the goals i set for myself
but i have been/am grateful cos I am able to say
THANK YOU to Him for another yr
for good health
eyes that see though myopic
legs that walk
arms that carry
a nose that can smell a lot that isnt its biz(anoda blog)
a mouth that houses a luscious smile
a voice fit for radio if not a career as a singer
a lovely personality
confidante to many

This yr I have done away with the melancholy
Its my last yr as a 20yr old
things can only get better in my 30's
I am glad to be alive/happier than i have been in a while
grateful for those who love me genuinely(and i love back)
wary of those who love me in bits/from far
sure of the fact,the man whose rib i have in me will find me soon
(he is the one whose searching-for his missing rib)*wink*
aware i will get a windfall of money-job?lottery?
who cares-as long as it cures this fear of poverty

so i am just chilling
and i will have a fun filled sunday with family/friends
though no one can feast till evening (ramadan)

but for u all who wanna groove
there will be a shindig next yr
its the 3-0

have a splendid day/week u all
MWAH

Safety?

Heard 2face was shot.....
he is in hospital..........
wont the robbers stop?
he was robbed 2yrs ago
and he had to use the neck brace.....
get well soon

marathon runner

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. On one wet and lusty day, she was in bed with her lover when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God - hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to him. "Jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window, it's raining out there!" came the reply from beneath the sheets.

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems."

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window. As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon. So he started running alongside the others about -- 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn't that effective! After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes," he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."

Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"

"Oh, yes," he answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Only if it's raining."

Artists

Is it true?
that it is nice to date artistic people?

my ex is a graphic atrist and truth be told
he did see beauty in everything..............

someone said to me recently
she has always wanted to meet a painter
because of their ability to see beauty in everything
then capture it and leave it for all to see
(ok,i am a fraud--got it from a movie,Cherry Crush)

another graphic artist friend who whilst
working in an advertising agency
once told me i lie for a living so i guess i am a good liar
but he did also see beauty in everything

so it has occurred to me

artists see beauty in everything

any contrary opinion?

Random

The fire that is put in a child's palm by his father will not hurt him

A man who wants to lead other men will see spirits on his way

A man who wants to swallow an ugala seed must first consider the size of his anus

No father sends his child to the market to buy salt then invokes rain on him

Lets find a black goat before it becomes dark

When an animal feels an itch on its back,it scratches on a tree
but a man calls his fellow man
(proverbs from ultimate warriors-naija movie)
yea-i watched it and even wrote down the proverbs

U have no business marrying someone with emotional,
psychological,physical features u cant work with
then expect him or her to change

Just 1 cigarette narrows the artery,raises the blood pressure and puts an extra strain on the heart for 1hr30mins-do smokers know this?

saw the movie
escape from sobibor
again a few days ago
i am just glad
i wasnt part of all that inhumanity

MAD????

How mad do you get?

I once heard of a man who burst a vein in his eye
cos he got sooooooooo mad at his wife
i wonder what she did?
*wink*

but really how mad is mad?
mad enuff to hit?
mad enuff to kill?
mad enuff to maim?
mad enuff to hurt?
madf enuff to insult?

i learnt a long time ago to control my anger
then i developed the art of delivering missles in mails,texts,calls
so i am not tempted to hit,maim,kill,hurt
(was never allowed to perfect the act of maiming with my younger ones)
i never learnt the art of fighting either
i am as the french will say
Je suis mince
i dont have a large frame
so i refuse to allow anyone annoy me to a lava producing stage
(as i no fit fight)
*wink*
to this day it baffles me
why did i not join the world of karate and judo in uni?
my roommate had a brown belt in judo

ironically,some people just know exactly what to do/say
to turn you into a human volcano
i actually feel my blood boil at such instances......

its sooooooo easy to fly into a rage and hurl insults at a person
that gets me that mad
fortunately or unfortunately
i ONLY say the word sorry to people.....
who are ill,bereaved,have lost something.........
hardly ever to anyone who got the end of my tongue
cos when i do it(hurl it)
either to ur face or via whatever medium......
I USUALLY MEAN IT

so those who see me keeping mute..................


"the gentility of a cat is not an act of cowardice"

Long meme stolen from Manda

FOODOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Salad Cream on Coleslaw

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Chicken Republic

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Mama Cass

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Tips?moving on.....

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Amala and ewedu,does icecream count?

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. moving on.............

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter Jam and Eggs

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. anything from Wrigley's

TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. About 500

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. About 527

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Halle Berry's pic!

Q. How many televisions are in your house or apartment?
A. 2

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Do you like your smile?
A. Yes

Q. What's your best feature?
A. My eyes

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. 2 teeth

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Smell

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Been a while

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. me?lift heavy stuff?in my next life

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No

CRAPOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no

Q. Is love for real?
A. yea

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. ok with it

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. No

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Maybe Unknowingly

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Possibly

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. no

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. no

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. no

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. i would cheat and start anoda blog...*wink*

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. no

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. no

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. no

Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Idi

Q: Last person you called?
A. Khairat

Q: Last person that called you?
A: Mom

Q: Person you hugged
A: K

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 7

Q: Color?
A: Black

Q: Season?
A: Harmattan(Dry Season)-i'd rather be cold than hot

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: no

Q: Mood?
A: Hungry

Q: Listening to?
A: Aye Ole-Infinity

Q: Watching?
A: Prison Break

Q: Worrying about?
A: nothing

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: the loo

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: become a millionaire

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Lonely hearts

Q: Do you smile often?
A: i try

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yea

Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A. Get back to reading my mails

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: no pockets

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: not seen it

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Neither

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: sit?is the person sane?

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: i dont like people in my space

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: 3

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: 2yrs ago,was almost arrested for wandering(was chatting
in front of my flat with a male pal mind u but it was 2am
so i guess i deserved that)

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Rich..moreover i am grown..............

Warning!!!!!!!!!!

Please Inform all your Female Friends !!!!!

A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug.

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.

The drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - They are P*E*R*M*A*N* E*N*T!!! Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses.. Any female who takes it will NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE... The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university.

It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it.
Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls.. Be careful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended.

Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know... Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives!

From Nyemoni

Accent: Nigerian i guess
Booze: Does half a glass of baileys with lots of ice at parties count?
Chore I Hate: Ironing
Dogs/Cats: Dogs-no!!!!!!!Cats?love them
Essential electronics: Mobile,TV,Radio,Dvd,Laptop,Fridge,Microwave,Kettle,Hair Dryer
Favourite Perfume: Simply Irresitible by Givenchy & Ck in2u by ck
Gold/Silver: Gold
Hometown: Ikereku Egba OkeOna Ogun State
Insomnia: Never!
Job title: Administration
Kids: A girl and twin boys(all I need) will start on them next year.*wink*
Living arrangements: comfy apartment
Most admired trait: I tune off when people badmouth or bore me
Number of sexual partners: good girls NEVER tell
Overnight hospital stays: several Typhoid Fever&Ulcer attacks when i was younger
Phobia: Povertyphobia
Quote: "The best amongst you is he who can control his anger" Hadith
Religion: Islam
Siblings: 2- (2 brothers)
Time I usually awake: 5:30a.m
Unusual talent: "sleeptalk"
Vegetable I refuse to eat: none comes to mind..
Worst habit: Dillydallying
X-rays: To extract a tooth at 13&18 and to get admitted to sec sch&uni
Yummy foods I make: Vegetable&Ogbono soup,Yam Porridge
Zodiac sign: Libra

First time..............

it was sheer bliss as he moved within her
what a wonderful part of love this is
how beautiful and special to have two bodies
joined as one
to have such powerful feelings surge through them both
to discover such love together
there's no way to fully share one's self
with another
except through lovemaking


excerpt from a novel
brings up a few questions

is it true there's no way to fully share one's self with another
except through lovemaking?

was anyone's first time
the way it is painted in novels?
mills and boon made me believe so
but in reality
no be so(it aiint that way)
abi na only me?(is it only me)
*wink*

A little of this and that

The most stupid part of a man's anatomy is his phallus
it has a head
no brain
lives in front of two nuts
and lives around the corner from an arsehole

Women want EVERTHING
Men want THREE things
food
sex
silence
as long as u can feed him
fuck him
AND keep quiet
most men would die happy

A woman knows within the first five minutes
of meeting a man especially
after a handshake
if she will sleep with a guy

the happiest people make the best of everything
they dont have the best of everything

what lies behind us and before us
is nothing compared to
what lies within us
fan it into flames

it takes a real man to fall in love
allowing someone else control his feelings

anyone can father a child
but only a man can be a father to a child

men lie all the time...i was at Tony's home
women tell the biggest lies...it's your baby

it doesnt matter
where,how,when you meet
its what keeps you together that is the mystery

there are two kinds of men
those that like the chasing
those that like the having

the only difference between an expert lover
and one who is merely adedquate
is the degree with which he/she can perceive
and satisfy a partners's deepest needs

luck is when preparation meets opportunity

SNIPPETS

he who laughs last.....is a stammerer
those who live by the sword....isoko people(no offence intended)
little drops of water......from the tap
let sleeping dogs lie......not possible,calabar people dey here(no offence intended)
birds of the same feather....are from the same mother


babies have no hair(white babies)
an old man's head is bare
between the cradle and the grave lies a haircut and a shave

Hating people is like burning your home to kill a rat

let a jealous man envy you,your joy is enough punishment for him

a short man hangs his coat where his hands can reach it

ignorance is degrading only when found in the company of riches

a rich widow is a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store(not fair)

you cant hold on to the past and still ride off into the future

to lead an orchestra you must turn you back to the crowd

show me a thoroughly satisfied man and i will show u a failure

the sun will shine on those who stand before it shines on those who kneel

when the moon is shining,the cripple becomes hungry for a walk

mountains meet only through their shadows

the moment you stop learning,you stop leading

a crab which swims in hot water,wants to turn red

ORIKI

an oriki loosely translated
is an ancestral song/rhyme that is used to perk up one's spirits(i guess)
well i hear mine when i'm down in the dumps and my gran tries to make me smile
she always succeeds(u would soon know why)
anyone know the translation of ORIKI?
educate me please

read on someone's blog a while ago
cant remember whose(sorry) about her love for her oriki
i actually know mine
and if u believe i know the following off-hand
then u can believe anything

Ota Odo
omo arodede
omoola sowan(a child of wealth is scarce-priceless,not common)LOL
omo amula eleji pokowoo
omo ola lo
omo aribi dege
ola potiti ola onipekun
afi aagara ola dami
aya mi pupa kosi nile(my fair-skinned wife isnt home)
koje kinse alejo(so i cant see off guests)
dudu ile komo obe se(my dark-skinned wife who is home,is a bad cook)
ijanpere koje kin mu isu loko(i cant make it to the farm to get yam bcos of ijanpere)
isu wa nile ko si obe(i have yam at home but there's no knife)
mofi iru yo lota(i used dadawa to season it)

cant translate it all but the part i have always loved is translated
reminds me of an interview i had a few years back
she asked for my star-i am libran
she also asked for my hometown(odd questions dont u think?)
soon as i said Abeokuta in Ogun state.....
she said......."Abeokuta people are lazy"
stupid me i actually agreed
but u would agree too if u had an oriki such as mine
drummed into ur ears before u could speak the language
soon as i could speak the language
the meaning of the last few verses always made me laugh
my people must be mighty lazy

ijanpere by the way is a crazy-ass ant type insect
whose sting in large doses is deadly even to man
so.if they are on the way to ur farm
u try to kill them
go back home(like my people do)
or get ready to be buried cos they will swarm u like bees

sorry........long post
anyone think i am lazy?????????
read my profile
LOL

Anyone agree?

saw a movie yesterday Deathwatch
and i got miffed
i know only a few words in German
how come there was no translation
to explain to those of us who would have liked
to see,hear what the guy was warning them about????
please translate once you speak a different language
anyone agree?

The only way to rid yourself of temptation
is to yeild to it
or substitute with something more tempting
(culled from the movie After the Sunset)
anyone agree?

we like people for their qualities
love them for their defects
anyone agree?

guys like.......
a rough touch
sexy women
the "view"
first time inside feel
love to be told what to do
love it wild and animalistic
quickies
anyone agree?

to get a guy coming back for more....
inspire a repeat(of what?)
pay attention(to what?)
have fone sex
anyone agree?

more later..............

Relationships

What keeps a relationship strong?
Trust
Communication
Intimacy
Humour
Sharing goals and interests
Sharing tasks
Daily Exchanges

i agree with whoever coined this
but the one i agree with the most is the last one
i personally agree with a quote i saw on my mum's friend's keyring
"never allow a man's mind to wander,it is too small to do so,it'll get lost"
i was amazed when i saw that and i was about 16-but it stuck
and years later i do say i agree with it

it is true that a man will cheat on u,
if he wants to,even if he is tied to ur apron strings
i just like to be in CONSTANT touch with whomever i date
so his mind doesnt "wander"
i like daily excahnges-made easier these days with technology
emails,calls,texts,mms......... u dont have to visit daily

the daily visit was necessary in uni
where would he rather spend his after school hours,if not with u?
my uni was non residential,so we had privacy!!!!!!!
(to do what with,i have NO idea "WINK")
except if u had the kinda guy who liked to drink
(we had no clubs,funspots so guys found solace in bars)
then he would hang out with his drinking buddies
poor u,when they are done,u would have to feed them all
moreover,he was sure to get fed in ur apartment
why miss out on a good meal thats free?LOL

i guess they are no sure tricks to having a good relationship
i've heard u have to be the perfect person to find the perfect partner
but i do believe in a relationship where.......
Trust,Communication,Intimacy,Humour,Sharing goals,Sharing tasks,Daily exchanges
thrives ON BOTH SIDES
the couple will go from strength to strength
whatdauallthink?

FUCKMATES

crazy title?
i know
my cuz and i were hanging out a few days ago
so,this chic sends him a text
then he calls her
he sounds angry..............
why did she send him a text to remind him its her birthday today?
so if anyone hasn't called her by noon does that mean he/she has forgotten?
he didnt forget-he said
so i am thinking..its noon...why hasn't he called or sent a text?
he didnt look like he was planning to spoil someone......
he tells me...........
we are fuckmates so whats the big deal?

so ladies
wives are wives
girlfriends are girlfriends
friends are friends
fuckmates are fuckmates
apparently a fuckmate is a friend of the opposite sex
where both friends help themselves to relieve sexual tension
there is NO relationship
problem is, many girls dont understand the difference

if he never asked you out and you sleep with him
u are probably a fuckmate
a man can function in a relationship where the sex is good
AND HAVE NO EMOTIONAL TIES TO THE LADY
but we(ladies) tend to have emotional ties when the guy keeps coming back
forgerrrrrrit..he comes back for the sex
rememeber they(guys) say
once debe,ever debe(if you have tapped the ass once,you can ALWAYS tap it again)
even when basically all that happened
is a friendship that evolved into a sexual relationship

i advice that in all relationships with a man
LADIES.......spell it OUT in plain language
are u friends?stay friends.........no sex
are u dating?have sex if you wish
are u married?if u like stay off sex.LOL
dont allow yourself be a fuckmate.....except if U CAN HANDLE IT

maybe u desire to let off sexual tension
without the hassles of being in a relationship
but for ladies...i advice against it

tu parles francais?

not sure what to post about

anyone speak fluent french out there?
i need to pass intermediate french
a course i MUST pass as part of the prerequisites to getting my MBA
which i should bag sometime next year
always loved the language
actually went to Alliance Francaise in Yaba for 8 months in 2004
cos i wanted to learn the language of love(i really believe this)
but those verbs?
they undid me
i mean in english we say
I am
You are
They are
We are
not so?
in french..i is Je
you is Tu
he/she is Il/Elle
we is Nous
they is vous
ils/elles is he/she (plural)
but when u have a verb like etre(am)
it is conjugated as Je suis
Tu est
Il es
Nous sommes
Vous etes
Ils/Elles sont
am i right?or i have blundered?
but really...how do i make sense of a verb
that changes for everyone unlike
good old english you are,they are,we are
though i am being made out to be a demi-god in class
cos i seem to understand what the guy is talking about
apparently my 8months dey pay off
but it reminds me
the best way to learn french is to be born french.LOL
but a french man is understood by me to be arrogant and proud
but he LOVES life
and his women
ciao

love letter

4th april 2000
ibi
Attraction takes off at different speeds ,but once it does,the feeling is unmistakable.I recognised that feeling the very first time I set eyes on you, you invariably created a flurry of excitement,for there was a magical quality about you, one that evolved the most romantic of images. It was compounded of a variety of elements, the spectacular looks that startled with their impact,the intimate sense of personal style, the intuitive flair for selecting and wearing with great panache the most eye catching of clothes and finally but by no means the least, the dignity in your bearing.

ibi,sorry fr not even bothering to greet you before all this story, it is all to show the excitement in me, it is a thing of pride to meet a woman that is full of knowledge,brave,bold and talent such as you.

ibi,showing my interest in you now does not mean i am a coward but a wise man will always look before he leaps so as not to allow a flashlight to take figure from him

ibi,you are such a lady that a wise man will always run after because of your wealth of character,to cut it short, i think it will b better for us to continue when we meet at Ibadan during the april 21st meeting

please never take this to be a stupid exhibition of character by me but a thing you can think of and analyse

take care of yourself

i care

yours in service
MB





I was digging through my stuff a while ago and i found this,well i turned him down...i did appreciate that he saw all of that in me but i didnt like the letter approach and i was head over heels in love with someone else then...well he is married with kids..the guy i was in love with then is also married..i dont feel i missed out on a marriage with MB...it is just nice to know someone cared this much about me sometime ago

i am a happy single and i know he is out there(my soulmate) he just has to find me...he is the one looking for his missing rib...........LOL
ciao

from nyemoni

I am ....Ibiluv
My ex-boyfriend ….is still my ex..... Maybe I should …marry my best friend? I love …Sleep! I don't understand.....my parents! I lost my....my fone last month. My current boyfriend is …none existent. people say I'm ….easy going.Love is ..…universal. Somewhere, someone is…getting laid.
I will always... love Star. Forever is....till infinity.I never want to…..lie to my mamam again! I think the current President is….a good man
When I wake up in the morning….I thank the Lord for another day Life is full of....beautiful people. My past has been.....great! I get annoyed when….I see agberos. Parties are for...mingling! Girls are ...mysteries. Sex is…. earth shattering with the right person!!!!I wish...I had more moeny. Tomorrow I'm going to…..sleep in! I really want some….fun in my life! I have low tolerance for people who….are pathological liars If I had a million dollars... I’d retire NOW. My job makes me…. wish i was old/rich enuff to retire!

What's on my playlist? Rihanna - Umbrella Gwen Stefani -Sweet escape. Beyonce - upgrade you.Fergie - Glamorous.Sasha -Adara. Tuface -truelove. Rugged man-Boing Boing

life goes on

so my VERY first boyfriend(cant remember sharing a FULL frontal hug,much less a kiss) got maried recently
was there
had fun with a group of guys and a friend ,we were all in secondary school together
i and a pal kept adding little snippets to what the pastor was saying
we sure acted like imps in church(GOD forgive us)
it was fun
and i really am happy for him

ironically was at my ex's sister's wedding a week later
and all i wanted to do was strut in front of him so he would see what he is missing
(got hit on though by a good looking dude-felt good)and probably decide to marry me,then i remembered all the love in the relationship was one sided(my side) and i am not going to subject my self to that anymore
my cousin thinks i am nuts.....why did i attend?
she invited me(the bride) and i decided to honour the invitation
didnt seek out the brides's brother though...still have feelings for him and i didnt want the feelings beclouding my judgement so i stayed far away from him
felt stupid later for not strutting...........
i need me a man.........that adores,cherishes,loves ME for me
i promise to do adore,cherish and love him back
where u at?
please come loaded though......................
ciao

MFTA

i am sad
yea i lost a part of me
well it sure feels that way

I LOVE HER
I lost a sister
she died july 8th
I loved her(now i have to talk about her in the past
sense)
in sec sch- we were 4-used to hang around together
we did all sorts of stuff together
defied seniors,talked about first crushes,first
loves,studied together,how far we would go
(we didnt go far though)i remember leaving sec sch at
age 15(much too young to go far)
ate together,played together,slept together(we are all
straight- THANK YOU)
and all the other stuff friends do together
we had code names we called ourselves with,cat
calls,songs
we loved to dance,mime,we dabbled into drama and
debating society,press club,discovered a beach
(found a small stretch of sand behind our hostels away
from the noise of the hostel-
we used to go there pretending we wanted to study -all
we did was gist and eat mangoes
u know the kind of friendship where u could almost
read the other person's mind
always knew,felt what the other needed,was feeling,was
talking about
we were that close

since i heard the sad news,its like i have been
watching a movie,playing back all the times we spent
together
like a movie in my head
now it is too late to tell her how much i love her
too late to tell her how i looked forward to growing
old knowing she would always be there for me
my friend-a support system
someone i dont see often but i can feel her love from
miles away
hoping our kids would be friends
going on trips together with our hubby's and kids
or alone(just us the girls)

i couldn't bring myself to call her hubby(we were in sch together)
still havent caled him
i sent him an sms
i will eventually dig up the courage to call him
thing is........ i dont have the words ....i know
nothing i say is equivalent to what he is going
through right now
other are denying it,refusing to acknowledge the
information
unfortunately it is true
she is gone
she was ill-in hospital-admitted sat afternoon-dead
sun morn

i can hit my head against the wall,scream, wail but i
know it wont bring her back
but i find solace knowing that
her life was His to give and take
He has taken her from us too soon
but the decision was His to make
i thank Him for the memories
cos she always had and will always have a special
place in my heart
love u MFTA
rest in His bosom

I pray the Good Lord will grant her hubby,mom
siblings and family the fortitude to bear this loss
Adieu dear friend

HONEST MEN

So now,i enjoy reading blogs rather than updating mine
dont mind me
saw Linda Ikeji on Funmi Iyanda's show wed 27th june...........girl is cute
she sure deserves better than Dan
u go girl..................
u will find u a honest man
and it is tru
All i really need myself is a honest man
i dont understand why men cant practise fidelity???????????????????


we got into a talk the other day,Kaz(my cuz) and I
i said a woman just understands and practices fidelity
y are men so weak?????????????
we(women) get asked out on dates DAILY...by people we give a damn about ,by people we wouldn't give the tyme of day ,by asswipes
but we dont go saying yes to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or anyone else once we have a man
i mean the thing that i appreciate most in a relationship is ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if a guy cares about me ,he will be attentive
i dont mean being attentive like a lap dog................. but u know
i wake up and he calls/sends a text....he is taking his 10min break at work and he calls/text/email,he gets off work and he visits/call/text
we have a late night talk and one of us falls asleep first
i used to do this with Rah so i know it is possible
(Rah is my confidant/boo/elder brother/friend/crush/boyfriend i never dated)
unfortunately Rah belongs to Dee now and we dont do the attention thing no more
all his attention is spent on Dee now

so i mean if a guy can do this he sure wont have a wandering mind
and thats how u know when u r man is cheating
his calls/texts become infrequent and his visits none existent
he suddenly becomes busy
haba................thats y we have cell fones
when i am busy and i cant really call/text,i could be in a meting and send a text Hi...
it just shows him i am thinking about him
like Beyonce said..if i am not your everything, how about if i am your nothing?nothing at all to u
i think that is just apt.....................if i mean the world to u and i should........................ u would think about me all the tyme
i know a man's mind is too small to wander on its own....................... .it will get lost
but i think brothers should make an attempt
i look at cute guys but dont get temtped...read greenpalms's blog about nne's bash 2 final temptation and i thot yea
women, we do that.....................but men........
God i wonder y we love them so.........................
but u see i am a one man woman ..............dont like to share
so my man better understand that
else ......................he can use the door
dont need that kind of drama in my life
so i am holding out..........
HONEST MEN...HERE PLS...............................lol

blogsvilleidols

i listened to the blogsvilleidols contestants and i think
Chicala is HOT!!!!
Abujababe ROCKS!!!
Lurlur was CUTE!!!
Dscribe can SING!!!
Bobby Taylor was REFRESHING!!!
Tminx was ON POINT!!!!
Idemmili was COOL!!!!
Nigerican was SWEET!!!
Mimi had it GOING!!!
Everyone loves a naija girl was GOOD!!!
Naijadude made my HEART SKIP!!!!
Sparkle was FABULOUS!!!
Kid made me SMILE!!!
I'm a babe was LUVLY!!!
i am luving it..............keep rocking idols...........

My phone

So i had to go to Ojuelegba (in Lagos) yesterday and because i live towards the badagry axis i take one of those long buses...just a few meters from orile i am sending a text to a pal, and i hear fire ,i look up and i actually SEE smoke up front so everyone is scrambling to get out of the bus at the same time,now that i have had time to think about it, i must have dropped my phone, whilst we were scrambling, the people around helped to put the fire out and GOD did same.............it started raining!i was just standing in the rain watching the bus...thirty minutes later,i remember my phone!!!!!!!!!!can't find it anywhere ,then i remember i was in a bank fifteen minutes before i took the bus(in Nigeria -Lagos at least where i live , customers are not allowed to use their phones in the banking halls,u are expected to switch it off,but i always put it on vibration so i can see any calls i miss whilst in the bank)so thing is my phone is still on vibration...someone notices me fidget and says did i loose something? and i say yes my phone....so someone else suggests lets call the phone, i warn them it is on vibration(the guy that was sitting beside me in the bus before the incident goes ohhhhhhh that your phone?and i say yes.....so we start to call, this is about 430pm and it is ringing ,someone else say it is obviously not in the water...(we are back in the bus-yes i went back in !!!!!!! because it is raining outside......i/we keep calling my phone..it keeps ringing..the people console me and we go our seperate ways-the bus,yes the bus starts again and takes us to mile two i would not have gone back into the bus but i am still reeling from my loss...i HAVE NEVER lost a phone-i guess there is a first time for everything......about my about an hour later (about 530pm)whoever is with my phone picks it up and goes he cant hear me..what the f***?????????????i can hear u loud and clear and it is obvious dude picked it from the floor when i dropped it probably didnt fall in the rain.i keep calling and he doesnt pick up i send 2sms and i go like please picks my call, info on the phone is priceless ,i try the GOD angle and the reward angle.he still doesnt pick my call, i dont know if he read the sms's i sent, at about 7pm i am no longer on the network so i am thinking,dude has taken my sim out and is probably the new owner of a nokia 6230i.the fone is about 3yrs old but i love it.so i wake up this morning..my wrists hurt and i have a bruise on my shin(not a bad one) i will go retrieve my sim from the service provider later today..i miss my phone...

rains....................

it rained most of the day yesterday
we had breakfast and started gisting
and cause it rained a long while we talked about a whole load of stuff
one of the stuff we talked about was what does it takes to arouse a guy/gal
i say, a woman is aroused by touch (aiint)phallus arent good looking so u have to touch a woman to get her juices flowing but a guy gets aroused by looking or thinking about
so my gist mate(male cuz-Kaz) says he knows some gals whose juices will flow just by some guy walking into the room and i think omigosh..is that possible?
when i was dating the love of my life(LOML) my first!!!!!!!! ..stopped dating some ten years ago but i am still attracted to him...thing is when ever he came into a room i felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand but juice flow?nah
but i guess we all are different...............


does everyone has a married ex who thinks he can come shag u?
why do men do dat?
if i wasnt good enuff to be ur wife why would i wanna be ur mistress?

TUFACE

not Idibia
me
yes
i am two faced
sensible ibi and naughty ibi
i love it when a guy calls me ibi
its sooooooo hmmmmmm(naughty ibi..always horny and it rains everyday now,so not helping my hormones at all,they are raging like hell)
i hate it when a guy gives me a nickname,i have ten names choose one(sensible ibi)
i love both sides of ibi they balance each other out
naughty would wanna do any guy that has large hands and feet.u know big feet and ...but the size doesnt really matter,what matters is if a guy knows what to do with his whatdoucallit that matters to me but the sensation of a sensibly sized phallus is nice
sensible ibi likes to do the go to the marriage bed undefiled thing
more later

HUNGER

what was wrong with me yesterday?
had breakfast at 930am
early lunch at 140pm
late lunch at 430pm
dinner at 730pm
a snack at 1030pm
i am trying to gain weight but i dont get to stuff myself like that everyday
so when my body decides to stock up on food i let it
i really need to gain some weight i weigh below 100lbs
i get lifted off the ground by 12yr olds(yea freaky)
an ex used to use me as weights (dumbells)
so eat eat i eat
need to pile on the weight
ciao

STOLEN AGAIN

This time from my-fish-bowl

1.What time did you get up this morning? 5:45am

2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Because I said so

4. What is your favorite TV show? Most anything witty would do

5. What did you have for breakfast? Doughnuts and a drink

6. What is your middle name? got ten names,the one I choose as middle depends on my mood

7. What is your favorite cuisine/meal? Cuisine?amala and ewedu.

8. What foods do you dislike? Anything I cant cook

9. Your favorite Potato chip? Plantain chip pls……...................

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Tuface Idibia

11. What kind of car do you drive? Soon

12. Favorite sandwich? Sandwich? amala………..

13. What characteristics do you despise? People who lie, cheat, are selfish, are dishonest, are chauvinists, are unintelligent………….

14. Favorite item of clothing? Shorts

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Seychelles Island

16. What color is your bathroom? White

17. Favorite brand of clothing? Most anything would do

14. Favorite item of clothing? Shorts

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Seychelles Island

16. What color is your bathroom? White

17. Favorite brand of clothing? Most anything would do


20. Where were you born? Lagos, Nigeria

21. Favorite sport(s) to watch? Volleyball, Basketball and Football,

22. Who do you least expect to respond to this? dunno

23. Person you expect to respond first? I no know

24. What laundry scent do you use? Omo

25. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi

26. Are you a morning person or night owl? Night owl

27. What size shoe do you wear? 4 American 37 British

28. Do you have pets? Not anymore ,used to own a cat

29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? I'm horny (not new not exciting)

30. What did you want to be when you were little? Surgeon

31. Favorite Candy Bar? Tobleron or Twixt

32. What is your best childhood memory? Travelling sans mum(unaccompanied to uk was fun)

33. What are the different jobs you have had in your life? Office Manager, receptionist, egg setter, hatchery attendant, marketer, secretary

34. What color/type underwear are you? Soft colors, g strings

35.Nicknames: smallie (hate it)

36. Piercings ? One in each ear

37. Eye color? Brown

38. Ever been to Africa? i live here...

39. Ever been toilet papering or rolling? Dunno what this means

40. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes

41. Been in a car accident? Nothing major

42. Croutons or bacon bits? Neither

43.Favorite day of the week? Sundays

44. Favorite restaurant? Mama cass

45. Favorite flower? Next question……….

46. Favorite ice cream? St elmos cup with caramel topping………….

47. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Never

48. What color is your bedroom carpet? Brown

49. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Did not fail

50. Before this one, from whom did you get your last email? My bro

51. Which stores would you choose to max out your credit card? Sans credit card

52. What do you do most often when you are bored? Read, fantasize, daydream, sleep

53. Bedtime? Midnight

54. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? No on in particular

55. Last person you went to dinner with? A pal

56. What are you listening to right now? Beyonce…….Bday

57. What is your favorite color? black

58. Lake, Ocean or river? Lake

59. How many tattoos do you have? None. I might get one soon……………..

60. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken

stolen......

this from bellanaija

PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE LEAVING CERTIFICATE
NAME OF STUDENT: Aremu Mathew Okikiolu Olusegun Obasanjo
CLASS: Aso Rock Villa
YEAR OF GRADUATION: May 29th 2007
SUBJECT - SCORE - GRADE
1. Energy 12% F9
2. Agriculture 19% F9
3. Education 17% F9
4. Poverty Eradication 5% F9
5. Telecommunication 50% C5
6. Human Right Abuse 75% A3
7. Globe Trotting 100% A1
8. Fuel Price Hike 175% A1+
9. Reforms 40% C6
10. Fighting Corruption 20% F9
11. Transparency 9% F9
12. Accountability 12% F9
13. Credible Election 2% F9
14. Crime fighting 10% F9
15. Women Affairs 200% AAA REMARK: Outstanding!
No resit please.
PERFORMANCE: YOU BE THE JUDGE.


this from deoluakinyemi

Object based intelligences
1.Image Smart - This is the intelligence that people who love to think in pictures,shapes, colours e.t.c have the most. They like to paint, draw, match colours, find their way with a map, know how a room out to be decorated, doodle as they learn e.t.c. They are usually excellent when it comes to activities that involve using the minds eye. You can easily guess the kinds of careers they would be successful in.
2.Logic smart - This is the intelligence that uses, numbers, logic and math to form patterns. They like to see patterns in things that others miss. They are analytic, love to work with numbers, perform experiments e.t.c.
3. Body Smart - Learning by doing This intelligence manifests in strong body awareness, connects well with activities peculiar to the body and hidden from the mind. Like how to dance, ride a bike, parallel park a car, run fast, walk on a rope, learn kung fu e.t.c.
4. Nature Smart - You have a strange connection with nature, you love the outdoors, you enjoy the scenery, you love animals, identify plant species, weather fascinates you, the farm appeals to you…this is you
Object Free Intelligences
5. Sound Smart - (I dear say this is strongest in Africa…but that was just me thinking out loud) You are very sensitive to sounds in the enviroment, you even remember past events by the sounds, various sounds and tones have visible effects on you, you can reproduce a rhythm having heard it once, your wife/hubby wonders where and when you heard all these songs.
6.Word Smart - you tend to think in words, you have highly developed skills for reading, writing and speaking, you like word games, making up poetry and stories, you enjoy debatting, remembering and telling jokes e.t.c.
Personal Intelligences
7. People Smart - If this is how you are smart, you learn more from interacting with people, you learn more in a team environment, you have many friends, empathise with people, understand different peoples points of view. You are likely good at drawing others out, you are sensitive to peoples feelings and ideas. What you read in a book sticks less than what you had a friendly discussion about.
8. Self Smart - Hmmm, this is the intelligence that provokes “hmmms” . You are very self aware, introspective, you are more likely to be in tune with your inner feelings, values belief and sense of purpose of life. You sometimes like to work alone, stay away from the crowd and range alone.You are very intuitive and are more self motivated than externally motivated. You are often strong willed, opinnionated and self confident, people naturally come to you for advice.
So the question goes to you, how are you smart? I’m sure reading this could help you come to a little understanding of my kind of smart as well . The first step is to know yourself, then as you begin to settle that puzzle, all your friends and acquaintances will fall into perspective.

why did i steal? cos i love both posts

ramblings of my mind

Anybody ever get insomnia? Bet u would HATE me
I never do.......get insomnia
yea sometimes I am awake if i am thinking about stuff or doing stuff, but usually I am awake by choice. And my dreams are usually an extension of my tots so I enjoy them except when I have to fight off some old toothless woman.......(any one get one of those dreams?)here in naija if u have some problem it is probably some sister,aunt,grandmother,mother,uncle,friend,cousin,co-worker who is debarring you from success and he/she probably comes to u in sleep zone to finish off what he/she started in your life....don’t indulge myself in such tots...
He sure is alive aiint He? Yea!!!!!

I have this penchant for giving names to guys I like...so when I am gisting about him with my peeps other people around don’t know who I am talking about, a guy with a name like abdul sule would be called abd,dul or sul by me, this name I would store against his number on my phone, it would appear as such in my diary and yea it would appear as such on my blog. Yea i like 3 or 4 letter names. Lol

Am i aggressive? my mum and closest friend say i am especially to guys i don’t like!!!!!!!!! but, thing is, y should i be nice to a guy if he is PISSING me off??????? say i meet a guy, we exchange numbers and just cos calls are free the ASSWIPE calls me at 245am......is he on drugs????????????
only family, my boo(my closest friend-did i mention he is male, I am attracted to him but i don’t wanna spoil a good friendship so i am keeping my claws off him) and my current ykw(you know who) is allowed to call me that early and it better be good...else i will put my phone on silent and go back to my dream..........part of my aggression stems from the fact that i am 4"11 but i would swear that i am 5"2 i don’t like being treated small so i guess a little aggression saves me from the treat her like a kid just cos she is small syndrome. I would maim anyone who dares describe me a sho………….. i cant bring myself to finish the word. lol

I am extra NICE to those i lurve.......

sum times i hate being single, other times i enjoy the freedom of singlehood,
say i wanna catch a good movie and my peeps have dates(i hate those gals)or when it rains and i am home alone, i crave a partner but when i remember u usually have to feed a man. I love singledom (yea i hate cooking ...i CAN rustle up a good meal and i aiint anorexic but i do hate slaving over the cooker.............

more later

MWAH

MWAH

recently i fell in lurve with blogs
it is a nice way to spend tyme on the internet(i am addicted to the internet)ironically i have had a diary since the age 13
now i get to keep an online diary,blogging is fun
odd as it may seem, there is a something to be learnt
from fellow bloggers-strenghts,weaknesses,ideas,thots,opinions
it is uncanny,i sometimes read a blog and it feels like i know the person
i used to think i would be a writer.......
i still toy with the idea, maybe freelance......
it may still happen...i look forward to a wonderful tyme blogging
catch u all here soon
ciao