Monday, October 29, 2007

Professional Toasting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Girl,

I am very happy to inform you that I have feelings for
you since Tuesday, the 17th of August.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the
17th of August at 1500 hours, I would like to present
myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would
be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be
continuous on-the-relationship training and
relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion
from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment
would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on your performance, I might take up a larger
share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded
enough, to be taking care of on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of
receiving this letter, failing which; this offer would
be canceled without further notice and shall be
considering someone else. I would be happy, if you
could forward this letter to your sister, if you do
not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely



10- Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?
9- If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
8- Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
7- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
6- How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5- You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
4- Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in heaven.
3- I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
2- Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
1- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?


Nigerican said...

what awful pick up lines LMAO.I'll be damned if some dude asked if my parents are retarted cus i'm special HAHAHAHAH.

ibiluv said...

@nigerican...just to make u laff babe.some dude had beta not try them.LOL