Tuesday, September 4, 2007

SNIPPETS

he who laughs last.....is a stammerer
those who live by the sword....isoko people(no offence intended)
little drops of water......from the tap
let sleeping dogs lie......not possible,calabar people dey here(no offence intended)
birds of the same feather....are from the same mother


babies have no hair(white babies)
an old man's head is bare
between the cradle and the grave lies a haircut and a shave

Hating people is like burning your home to kill a rat

let a jealous man envy you,your joy is enough punishment for him

a short man hangs his coat where his hands can reach it

ignorance is degrading only when found in the company of riches

a rich widow is a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store(not fair)

you cant hold on to the past and still ride off into the future

to lead an orchestra you must turn you back to the crowd

show me a thoroughly satisfied man and i will show u a failure

the sun will shine on those who stand before it shines on those who kneel

when the moon is shining,the cripple becomes hungry for a walk

mountains meet only through their shadows

the moment you stop learning,you stop leading

a crab which swims in hot water,wants to turn red

5 comments:

bighead said...

ignorance is degrading only when found in the company of riches


know where to find plenty of degradation? House of Assembly

exschoolnerd said...

loving this post..am a huge fan of proverbs/wise saynings

Nyemoni said...

Hahahaha! Nice and picturesque! Vey funny indeed!

Senator said...

nice post. "show me a thoroughly satisfied man and i will show u a failure". Is that why baba Iyabo went goes to skol?

Pls tell exschoolnerd that he likes the pic

ibiluv said...

@bighead......i agree
@exschoolnerd...me too-huge fan
@nyemoni......bless you
@senator...it is possible