Saturday, May 31, 2008

HAPPY BLOG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


its my blog day
this blog is one today

thank u so much blogsville for accepting me
loving me(abi???) and being there for me

Me Cousin & his galfriend
I AM TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude came up to me and said his gal needed to be around
our hood for IT-(industrial attachment) for 3months
can she stay in my crib???
cos he wouldnt dare take her home
his mama is home...........

i dont know what i was thinking
i should have said
she can cant
but whatever..................
they have had my spare room for
i cant wait..........
she gets to go back to school
he goes back home
i get my flat back to myself
i am craving some alone tyme
looking forward to stripping and strutting my stuff
around my pad cos its just me

and getting some in mi casa
no one ever wrote it in stone that not having a man
means u have to be celibate

i look forward to me screaming me head off in mi casa
not wondering if his roommate
can hear my

the bliss of being had against my kitchen wall

and then she comes up to me today to say
she needs to be here another 3 weeks cos
school doesnt start till the end of June
she would like to make the extra money
and i am sure she would like to keep getting some

its not fair........
*tearing my hair out*
its mi casa and she gets all the action..............

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Love Handles.............

I am a Fraud
i have love handles
they are getting bigger
my ex always complimented me
ur midriff is sooooo sexy..........
no extra fat........yea right..........
i go just dey laff am inside....if only u sabi

I have always wanted to gain weight
everyone i know wants to loose
i need to gain
i want it all(the weight/fat) to go to
the twins&my bum

i have recently successfully added 3 kgs
i need 5 kg more
but from what i can see.........
1 kg went to my bum
2kg has added itself to my midriff
i cant pass off the flat tummy anymore

can anyone tell me how to loose fat
from my midriff without taking a cm off my bum???
else i am about to get me a bum pad
cos i need to get rid of my love handles

Monday, May 26, 2008

Its complicated.........

The wedding was fly
Mc made me laugh my ass off
one of the stuff he said that had me thinking
was how............
when singles are asked to pray
everyone goes
Pls God grant me a husband
the dictionary meaning of husband is
man with wife

how can God grant u a man who already has a wife

he says the proper prayer should be
Dear Lord grant me a rich,single,good looking
romantic,caring guy to be my husband

Weddings remind people you are single
a lot of people go.................when?????
I was at the wedding with pals and him
him is my *its complicated*
i have never been physical with this dude(thats what makes him special)
but the guy knows me by heart

this goes back to a song by Dolly Patton where she says
"i know you by heart
and you are sooooo much a part of me
its no wonder i can love you the way that i do'
i can finish every sentence you start"

he can.......literarily read my mind.......
he's my dearest closest confidante
my friend,brother.........he's a lot of stuff to me but he aiint my lover(yet)

but while i know he would make me a good husband
some stuff wont let us make that commitment

like i said its complicated

Friday, May 23, 2008


if i take a fancy to a song
i google the lyrics............

i perused the lyrics to Damaged by Danity Kane last night
and i wondered
why do people do that???????????

i dont know if its aiight or not
but i am only comfortable talking about ex's with friends/family

i dont understand the need to talk about my ex with current beau
and u sure as hell will do good not to regale me with stories of her
and as long as her pictures dont adorn ur
home/wallet/car or fone screensaver/wallpaper
i am fyne

i just think hey i am no spring chicken
neither are u...........
clean slate
lets move on....

so while i can commend the artistic talent
its not a song i agree with

i love the track No Air Jordin Sparks&Chris Brown
but no air???
with all this abundant oxygen
when no be say i am prone to asthma#@^%$&*#

but a song i agree with its every word is
have u ever really loved a woman.

Bryan Adams

To really love a woman
To understand her
You gotta know her deep inside
Hear every thought
See every dream
And give her wings when she wants to fly

And when you find yourself
Lying helpless in her arms
You know you really love a woman

When you love a woman
You tell her that she’s really wanted
When you love a woman
You tell her that she’s the one
She needs somebody
To tell her that it’s gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman

To really love a woman
U gotta hold her
Until you know how she needs to be touched
You gotta breath her
Really taste her
Till you can feel her in your blood
Then when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
You know you really love a woman

When you love a woman
You tell her that she’s really wanted
When you love a woman
You tell her that she’s the one
She needs somebody
To tell her that you’ll always be together
So tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman

You got to give her some faith
Hold her tight
A little tenderness
You gotta treat her right
She’ll be there for you
To take good care of you
You really gotta love your woman

And when you find yourself
Lying helpless in her arms
You know you really love a woman

When you love a woman
You tell her that she’s really wanted
When you love a woman
You tell her that she’s the one
She needs somebody
To tell her that it’s gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman
Just tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman
Just tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman.

ladies dont u all agree???????????

have a fab weekend u all
got a wedding on sat-plan to have fun
its a reunion kinda-and i am sure more guys will sign on as loyal fans

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


When i was younger
when ever anyone smoked near me
i would puke............

as i got older i outgrew the puking fetish
mum could not explain it
but we all knew it would happen

i also used to be air sick and road sick
you couldnt have me in the car when u go fuel buying
the fumes........
i would puke

thankfully i no longer puke when someone smokes
or when i fly
or go on a road trip
or i go buy fuel

i have never found out if i will be sea sick.....

i have always known i wont date/marry a man that smokes......

before u all ask if he smokes...
remember there's no he......
my ex was a social smoker
if we were hanging out,just cos his friends did
he would have a few drags
he never did ever take a whole stick
never could u find a stick,match box,lighter
on his person or in his car/abode

my cousin always said so long as he takes a few drags
it qualifies as he smokes..............

i could have lived with that..............

so the last post was basically
some things we say we cant do
we find we can do with the other person
when they waltz into our lives

i still maintain...........
never try to analyse what keeps people together

as long as they are happy together

so be it...............

Monday, May 19, 2008


Sometimes a man and a woman have an understanding
no one else can understand

even themselves..................

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Another one.............

Last post didnt have a heading
no one noticed or did ya??

Met a guy online a few days ago
he says he is a con artist
he is proud of what he does
he is married-wife and kid in the states
he wants to have lunch with moi

why in heaven's name would i wanna have lunch with a con artist?
i'm sure you wonder why i bother chatting with all sorts...
they provide amusement............

moreover he asked for a raise yesterday
do i mint money?
i thot 419 was a lucrative biz?

which brings me to y do friends and family think u are a bank
just cause u have a job??it becomes worse when u change jobs
cos a change means a pay rise...................
isnt the whole idea of earning more
cos u wanna do more for self and NUCLEAR family
i know pple who have siblings/parents who dont give a damn
i am blessed
i can do ANYTHING for my mama&brothers
cos i know they got my back at all times...........

call me selfish if u will
but i aiint going outta my way to do shit for NOONE
a lot of pple who didnt do shit for you
suddenly remember your number when they see ur biz card

u hear u been?
its been a while,i need a huge favour.....
a loan -i promise to return it at..............
they hardly ever stick to that time frame
or u never see that money no more
and cos they are family/close friends u cant scream blue murder
i aiint letting anyone put me in a difficult situaton

i will just borrow a leaf from my Uncle
he says apart from landed property&buildings-stuff that appreciate
the rest of his money stays in his stomach
he doesnt do banks,shares whatever else
he is known as the Uncle that cant give you more than 200naira(85pence)
you wont even bother going to him for a loan
he lives almost outside lagos
the journey to his abode is almost suicidal
but we all know he is loaded
but when u remember all you will hear na story plus 200 naira cab fare back
u stay home and bother little pple(like me)

ko si obo mo ni idanre(people don wise up)
oju anu ti fo(the kind ones have lost their sight..........
hence they cant see those they should be kind to)
owo apa ni ma gbe oke apoti(it is only a wasteful fellow who keeps money at the top of his box)

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

I have online buddies
people i meet via yahoo chat rooms
or i stop communicating with
others i have stayed friends with
a friend of mine dated a guy she met via whisper and they were together 2years
babe was thinking marriage after a while
guy got married a few months after they broke up
(a story for another blog which i dont have details to....*wink*)

a guy called me last year
he said he got my number from a site he hacked/designed to get him a partner
thing is i have two mobile lines
his programme got him the one i hardly use or put on my profile online
how he hacked a number i rarely use is beyond me
we kept up a relationship via phone calls for a while
he kept asking that i leave work on a friday
hook up with him on the island
spend the rest of the night at a club
go on over to his place about 4am somewhere in lekki-he would drive me home the next`day

i just could not understand why he felt
it was okay for me to spend time in such an intimate setting as a club with a guy i know nuthing about-then follow him home............
for all i know

he could be an axe`murderer

he didnt want to meet up in the daytime in a bar,restaurant
he didnt want to make the journey to my abode
(whats it with guys who want to hook up-and they expect the lady to make the trip????)
he kept saying i stay too far from civilisation
while i agree my abode is a distance from lekki
why he thought it was ok for me to make the journey-while he would sit pretty waiting for me
was beyond me...........
he is the one that wanted a mate
shouldn't he be ready to go to any length to get one?????

i lost my phone june last year
forgot about the sim to the number he knew for a few months
after i got a new phone and reactivated the sim-no calls from him
i'm sure he found someone else.........
yesterday i scrolled thru my phone and there his number was........
maybe i should call him........
i am curious...........

why?i know not......
i am not trying to fill a void in my life
i do have loyal members in my fan club
........some i dig......some i dont
some i plan to recruit.............*wink*

on why i did the last post
heard someone say-if she gives in easy
shes not worth it
i dont agree
i do agree with what u all said
sometymes it matters that u dont give in easy sometymes it doesnt
different strokes for differemt folks

i say..............
it doesnt matter who/how/where/when you meet
its what keeps you together that matters..........

Friday, May 9, 2008

Wait or not to wait............

If she gives in to you easy
she probably does same to a whole lotta people....

if she makes you wait
shes gonna be worth the wait

how true????????

Wednesday, May 7, 2008


was standing on the road..about to get a bus home....
busy road ooooooo
na so bobby begin itch me

e itch me gan
i use style clap hands in front of my chest
begin stroll(no destination)
just so noone will notice wetin i dey try clap for

that method didnt work

i got into the bus
took the back seat
ignored the people beside me
bent down to suppossedly do sumthing to my foot

na so i put hand inside blouse


the bliss of a good scratch............

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Cute Butt

There's this guy who was in my old office who is married
he says he couldn't ask me out whilst we worked together
cos he was afraid of me saying no
i def would he keeps wanting to get with me
-yea he wants to boff........

while i like being in company of goodlooking men,
i prefer single guys-he's not bad to look at but
he's not the kind i usually swoon over.........
the way i see it-if he's single-anyone can get him(if u are trying)
but if he's married......what the fuck you doing with another woman's beau?

abeg....the guy should free me-he has introduced me to his wife
i wonder why he thinks i can boff him after meeting her

there's this guy with a cute butt,who is also a fan of Arsenal
like moi and he is a sight for sore eyes.....

we work together(new space)...different depts.....
while i've never done the office romance thing
i could,if i wanted-i mean i dated guys in the same uni????
so why not someone you work with?but i am really just content
with ogling his butt...moreover a relationship is a lot of work.....

i will have to give my itinerary,i will bother where he's being
sticking it if he doesnt keep appointments,i will fret
when he doesnt call,he will fret when i dont call....

i know a few people will read this and say...yea right....
but honestly......for those in love-i am pleased for you...

i've never had a bad breakup cos i wear glasses.....
I always see the writing on the wall and i know men are naturally polygamous...

i heard of a dude who actually told his wife of a year to get off him,he was tired of the same pussy...
after just a year of wedlock....that girl is in trouble......

while i know eventually i will commit to someone,i dont belive in fairy tales.......

Remember Jason's lyric....saw it again 2days ago and this caught at the romantic in me.........
i am not even gonna ask you on a date
i just wanna be where you are
if you are at the market, i wanna be on the same aisle
if at church,the same pew