Monday, August 10, 2009

Roaches........

So................last night
i was watching a movie
then i see a roach

aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant stand cockroaches
i'd rather be in the same room with a snake
well i have been..........
but i cant be in the same room with a rat or roach
the dreaded R's

i always have insecticide beside my bed
so i use it

that was my undoing..............

i saw another..........
then another
i jumped up
put on the light

yea...the bug uns that can fly
four of them had been irritated by the insecticide
so i get up
and deal with them

eventually i see four big uns and three small uns
very dead......yippie......
left them on the floor of my room and swept them out in the morn

now if i believed in that shit
i would say i dealt with them
u know.....erm.....the witches they sent to me in cockroach form

my room now smells of insecticide and perfume and i'm cockroach free

*wink*








why do babes go fuck fuck fuck when they are getting fucked
i tend to go ...........

i have no idea why you thought i would tell you what my soundtrack is






so a pair of ex's have been calling
the other one i blew away cos it seemed everything i said was rude
i am opinionated
i know what i am
so i knew we could not be together
moreover dude was stuck in a town i had no idea to go live in


other ex is Mel
he's being acting nice
off and on again
which was his signature in the 3 years we were off and on again

neways i'm celibate.........single.......and need a raise

sex i can get
or may get
............






I'm gonna be lazying around sooooooooonnnnnnn
i wanna laze around cos
its coming........

The Holy Month!!!!!!!!!!!!