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A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
> The pastor was so
> pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
> race again, and it
> won ................again.
>
> The local paper read: "PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT"
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
> that he ordered the pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.
>
> The next day, the local paper headline read:
> "BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS".
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
> pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a
> nun in a nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
> following headline the
> next day: "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN"
>
> The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
> would have to get rid
> of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
> The next day the paper read:
"NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10"
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
> nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to
the plains where it could run wild.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
"NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE"
>
> The bishop was buried the next day.
>
> The moral of the story is....being concerned about
> public opinion can
> bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten
> your life. So be yourself
> and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone
> else's ass and you'll be a
> lot happier and live longer!
>
>