Sunday, December 23, 2007


saw a guy today with bulging biceps-hmmmm
the sun was shining-his skin was glistening in the sun
he lifted 4 crates of Guinness 'with ease'
nice show

i remember an incident when my younger brother Sup was about 13
this guy in my opinion couldn't cook(then) to save his life
that day he showed me he could
mom and i went out
we knew we had just a little stew at home
but we planned not to go to the market
when we get home,we would prepare a bowl of eba and all 6 of us would eat together(mom,I,brothers&cousins)
we tagged such meals as 'family'-no one got individual plates
we got a big bowl made food and sat to eat together
but the eldest had to make sure for every bolus you swallow the youngest has two to swallow.....
it so happens a friend of my mom came to visit a few minutes after we left
So she waited a while....
after about 3hours ,Sup decided she must be hungry so he asks if she would like to have lunch-she says yes-so he goes into the kitchen-prepares eba for two, (considering the bowl i had to wash when i got home)the friend of my mum is a hearty eater-slim as a rake but eats enuff for two
anyways he was generous with the stew and meat:i was mentally devouring on the way back home.
we return home a full hour after the guest has digested the food and gone home only to get home hungry to an empty pot
we didnt get mad-we laughed our heads off
i just couldnt get over the fact that Sup could make 'edible eba'
that day was tagged alejo day(alejo means visitor)
to this day the easiest way to describe *the woman* to anyone is to say
that mum's friend 'alejo sup'
yea-u guessed right-i had to go to the market and cook

My first crush's'
Amitabh Bachan-all that chest hair-marvelous
Bruce Willis-from watching Moonlighting
Jake and the fat man-he always got the girls

Beyonce is allergic to perfume
I hate to go into lifts alone
Beyonce's cat is named master P
I hate smoking(the habit)i don't smoke and i abhor it in others
Beyonce was discovered by Whitney Houston
I hate it when anyone raises their voice at me
Beyonce's first solo-dangerously in love got her 5 grammys
I hate the greediness abound in our country
Beyonce's nicknames include Juju bee,foxxy
I hate it when the traffic light turns red just when i get there

Most common fear-Odynophobia-fear of pain

A man buys a PC
he is setting it up in the room
system asks for 'password'
he decides to be naughty and types 'penis'
system says 'password rejected not long enough'
wife bursts out laughing
'however did the system know?'

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Barka da sallah

My first sallah withhout Gramps
was good but oddos
but its all good

my cousin has a facial palsy
all started after a horrible flight on chanchangi-to abuja and irs-to lagos
she fanned herself from abuja to lagos in the irs plane
she got an earache
got home-slept
woke up with a numb face(left side)
by eveninig she was in hospital
had a cat scan, brain scan all sorts of tests
well shes home now
she has stopped stammering
but only the right side of her face is moving
she gets physiotherapy daily
she wants to go to the states
she doesnt think she is getting the best treatment
doc at saint nicholas said she may have the palsy for 6months
thats crazy
another doc has requested a test-it mite be a tia(mild stroke)
shes only 32
i have got over the initial scare i got when i heard
and saw her with slurred speech and she was stammering
thank goodness the cat scan and brain scan came out positive
i just wish she gets better quick
its not nice knowing she may have had a mild stroke
its also not nice watching her learn to chew with her left jaw
her nerves are not working
D-wish ur nerves would just up and start to work TODAY
love u gal
someone said na spiritual attack from her office
she has a political appointment-this new BRF regime
whatever it is,i dont belive these things
HE is able to restore your health
and i am trusting HIM

I wish u all in blogsville a very merry xmas
and a prosperous new year

Monday, December 10, 2007

Mber months

My boss got robbed yesterday-bag,fones,keys,cash
not sure if she got slapped but the last person
i know who got robbed also got raped so she is lucky
an evil part of me felt it serves her right
just cos i am mad at her
but hey for real
its not fair that i am gloating
it is a terrible experinence
i have never been a victim but i don hear enuff stories
peeps be careful its the yuletide-the boys r hungry
avoid traffic as much as u can and be afraid of nitetime
and before dawntime
that when they attack cars
rememeber to always leave your bags outa sight in your cars
and above all
NEVER underestimate the power of prayer
He keeps u safe if u remember to ask for His cover

Friday, December 7, 2007


When i was younger and trying to increase my vocabulary
My Gramps made me read newspapers,now i read almost anything
My Mum made me listen to the news to hear how words are pronounced
I pray my kids dont get to listen to the new breed of broad casters
whats going on
Radio and tv this days
they keep assaulting my ears
they pronounce crap
as for Galaxy tv and dia diction avenue-its crap(i hope its off the airwaves)
NO ONE in my opinion uses THAT much stress when pronouncing a word
as for dress sense-I dont get why a young lady will wear a suit then beads!!!!
fashionistas??? e blend????
Adaure u are a pretty girl,lovely voice and u do the job well
but please try and be a little daring.....
everytime i see u, u seem to have the same hairdo
different weaves-same style
i am sure u will still look phat if u try something else with ur hair
as for those pronouncing with igbotic yorubatic and all sorts of accents
spare our ears

Heard about a woman who committed adultery on the same night her husband did
neither ever found out about the other but the marriage became better cos each found out what he:she would have lost
no go try am o

Saturday, December 1, 2007


Enjoy this.

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

Are you the manager? She asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no, the man replies. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. “I’m afraid I can’t,” breaths the bartender. Is there anything I can do?”

“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

“What should I tell him?” the bartender manages to say. Tell him, she whispers, there is no toilet roll or hand soap in the ladies room”.