Tuesday, June 12, 2007

blogsvilleidols

i listened to the blogsvilleidols contestants and i think
Chicala is HOT!!!!
Abujababe ROCKS!!!
Lurlur was CUTE!!!
Dscribe can SING!!!
Bobby Taylor was REFRESHING!!!
Tminx was ON POINT!!!!
Idemmili was COOL!!!!
Nigerican was SWEET!!!
Mimi had it GOING!!!
Everyone loves a naija girl was GOOD!!!
Naijadude made my HEART SKIP!!!!
Sparkle was FABULOUS!!!
Kid made me SMILE!!!
I'm a babe was LUVLY!!!
i am luving it..............keep rocking idols...........

Monday, June 11, 2007

My phone

So i had to go to Ojuelegba (in Lagos) yesterday and because i live towards the badagry axis i take one of those long buses...just a few meters from orile i am sending a text to a pal, and i hear fire ,i look up and i actually SEE smoke up front so everyone is scrambling to get out of the bus at the same time,now that i have had time to think about it, i must have dropped my phone, whilst we were scrambling, the people around helped to put the fire out and GOD did same.............it started raining!i was just standing in the rain watching the bus...thirty minutes later,i remember my phone!!!!!!!!!!can't find it anywhere ,then i remember i was in a bank fifteen minutes before i took the bus(in Nigeria -Lagos at least where i live , customers are not allowed to use their phones in the banking halls,u are expected to switch it off,but i always put it on vibration so i can see any calls i miss whilst in the bank)so thing is my phone is still on vibration...someone notices me fidget and says did i loose something? and i say yes my phone....so someone else suggests lets call the phone, i warn them it is on vibration(the guy that was sitting beside me in the bus before the incident goes ohhhhhhh that your phone?and i say yes.....so we start to call, this is about 430pm and it is ringing ,someone else say it is obviously not in the water...(we are back in the bus-yes i went back in !!!!!!! because it is raining outside......i/we keep calling my phone..it keeps ringing..the people console me and we go our seperate ways-the bus,yes the bus starts again and takes us to mile two i would not have gone back into the bus but i am still reeling from my loss...i HAVE NEVER lost a phone-i guess there is a first time for everything......about my about an hour later (about 530pm)whoever is with my phone picks it up and goes he cant hear me..what the f***?????????????i can hear u loud and clear and it is obvious dude picked it from the floor when i dropped it probably didnt fall in the rain.i keep calling and he doesnt pick up i send 2sms and i go like please picks my call, info on the phone is priceless ,i try the GOD angle and the reward angle.he still doesnt pick my call, i dont know if he read the sms's i sent, at about 7pm i am no longer on the network so i am thinking,dude has taken my sim out and is probably the new owner of a nokia 6230i.the fone is about 3yrs old but i love it.so i wake up this morning..my wrists hurt and i have a bruise on my shin(not a bad one) i will go retrieve my sim from the service provider later today..i miss my phone...

rains....................

it rained most of the day yesterday
we had breakfast and started gisting
and cause it rained a long while we talked about a whole load of stuff
one of the stuff we talked about was what does it takes to arouse a guy/gal
i say, a woman is aroused by touch (aiint)phallus arent good looking so u have to touch a woman to get her juices flowing but a guy gets aroused by looking or thinking about
so my gist mate(male cuz-Kaz) says he knows some gals whose juices will flow just by some guy walking into the room and i think omigosh..is that possible?
when i was dating the love of my life(LOML) my first!!!!!!!! ..stopped dating some ten years ago but i am still attracted to him...thing is when ever he came into a room i felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand but juice flow?nah
but i guess we all are different...............


does everyone has a married ex who thinks he can come shag u?
why do men do dat?
if i wasnt good enuff to be ur wife why would i wanna be ur mistress?

Saturday, June 9, 2007

TUFACE

not Idibia
me
yes
i am two faced
sensible ibi and naughty ibi
i love it when a guy calls me ibi
its sooooooo hmmmmmm(naughty ibi..always horny and it rains everyday now,so not helping my hormones at all,they are raging like hell)
i hate it when a guy gives me a nickname,i have ten names choose one(sensible ibi)
i love both sides of ibi they balance each other out
naughty would wanna do any guy that has large hands and feet.u know big feet and ...but the size doesnt really matter,what matters is if a guy knows what to do with his whatdoucallit that matters to me but the sensation of a sensibly sized phallus is nice
sensible ibi likes to do the go to the marriage bed undefiled thing
more later

Friday, June 8, 2007

HUNGER

what was wrong with me yesterday?
had breakfast at 930am
early lunch at 140pm
late lunch at 430pm
dinner at 730pm
a snack at 1030pm
i am trying to gain weight but i dont get to stuff myself like that everyday
so when my body decides to stock up on food i let it
i really need to gain some weight i weigh below 100lbs
i get lifted off the ground by 12yr olds(yea freaky)
an ex used to use me as weights (dumbells)
so eat eat i eat
need to pile on the weight
ciao

STOLEN AGAIN

This time from my-fish-bowl

1.What time did you get up this morning? 5:45am

2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Because I said so

4. What is your favorite TV show? Most anything witty would do

5. What did you have for breakfast? Doughnuts and a drink

6. What is your middle name? got ten names,the one I choose as middle depends on my mood

7. What is your favorite cuisine/meal? Cuisine?amala and ewedu.

8. What foods do you dislike? Anything I cant cook

9. Your favorite Potato chip? Plantain chip pls……...................

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Tuface Idibia

11. What kind of car do you drive? Soon

12. Favorite sandwich? Sandwich? amala………..

13. What characteristics do you despise? People who lie, cheat, are selfish, are dishonest, are chauvinists, are unintelligent………….

14. Favorite item of clothing? Shorts

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Seychelles Island

16. What color is your bathroom? White

17. Favorite brand of clothing? Most anything would do

14. Favorite item of clothing? Shorts

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Seychelles Island

16. What color is your bathroom? White

17. Favorite brand of clothing? Most anything would do


20. Where were you born? Lagos, Nigeria

21. Favorite sport(s) to watch? Volleyball, Basketball and Football,

22. Who do you least expect to respond to this? dunno

23. Person you expect to respond first? I no know

24. What laundry scent do you use? Omo

25. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi

26. Are you a morning person or night owl? Night owl

27. What size shoe do you wear? 4 American 37 British

28. Do you have pets? Not anymore ,used to own a cat

29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? I'm horny (not new not exciting)

30. What did you want to be when you were little? Surgeon

31. Favorite Candy Bar? Tobleron or Twixt

32. What is your best childhood memory? Travelling sans mum(unaccompanied to uk was fun)

33. What are the different jobs you have had in your life? Office Manager, receptionist, egg setter, hatchery attendant, marketer, secretary

34. What color/type underwear are you? Soft colors, g strings

35.Nicknames: smallie (hate it)

36. Piercings ? One in each ear

37. Eye color? Brown

38. Ever been to Africa? i live here...

39. Ever been toilet papering or rolling? Dunno what this means

40. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes

41. Been in a car accident? Nothing major

42. Croutons or bacon bits? Neither

43.Favorite day of the week? Sundays

44. Favorite restaurant? Mama cass

45. Favorite flower? Next question……….

46. Favorite ice cream? St elmos cup with caramel topping………….

47. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Never

48. What color is your bedroom carpet? Brown

49. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Did not fail

50. Before this one, from whom did you get your last email? My bro

51. Which stores would you choose to max out your credit card? Sans credit card

52. What do you do most often when you are bored? Read, fantasize, daydream, sleep

53. Bedtime? Midnight

54. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? No on in particular

55. Last person you went to dinner with? A pal

56. What are you listening to right now? Beyonce…….Bday

57. What is your favorite color? black

58. Lake, Ocean or river? Lake

59. How many tattoos do you have? None. I might get one soon……………..

60. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

stolen......

this from bellanaija

PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE LEAVING CERTIFICATE
NAME OF STUDENT: Aremu Mathew Okikiolu Olusegun Obasanjo
CLASS: Aso Rock Villa
YEAR OF GRADUATION: May 29th 2007
SUBJECT - SCORE - GRADE
1. Energy 12% F9
2. Agriculture 19% F9
3. Education 17% F9
4. Poverty Eradication 5% F9
5. Telecommunication 50% C5
6. Human Right Abuse 75% A3
7. Globe Trotting 100% A1
8. Fuel Price Hike 175% A1+
9. Reforms 40% C6
10. Fighting Corruption 20% F9
11. Transparency 9% F9
12. Accountability 12% F9
13. Credible Election 2% F9
14. Crime fighting 10% F9
15. Women Affairs 200% AAA REMARK: Outstanding!
No resit please.
PERFORMANCE: YOU BE THE JUDGE.


this from deoluakinyemi

Object based intelligences
1.Image Smart - This is the intelligence that people who love to think in pictures,shapes, colours e.t.c have the most. They like to paint, draw, match colours, find their way with a map, know how a room out to be decorated, doodle as they learn e.t.c. They are usually excellent when it comes to activities that involve using the minds eye. You can easily guess the kinds of careers they would be successful in.
2.Logic smart - This is the intelligence that uses, numbers, logic and math to form patterns. They like to see patterns in things that others miss. They are analytic, love to work with numbers, perform experiments e.t.c.
3. Body Smart - Learning by doing This intelligence manifests in strong body awareness, connects well with activities peculiar to the body and hidden from the mind. Like how to dance, ride a bike, parallel park a car, run fast, walk on a rope, learn kung fu e.t.c.
4. Nature Smart - You have a strange connection with nature, you love the outdoors, you enjoy the scenery, you love animals, identify plant species, weather fascinates you, the farm appeals to you…this is you
Object Free Intelligences
5. Sound Smart - (I dear say this is strongest in Africa…but that was just me thinking out loud) You are very sensitive to sounds in the enviroment, you even remember past events by the sounds, various sounds and tones have visible effects on you, you can reproduce a rhythm having heard it once, your wife/hubby wonders where and when you heard all these songs.
6.Word Smart - you tend to think in words, you have highly developed skills for reading, writing and speaking, you like word games, making up poetry and stories, you enjoy debatting, remembering and telling jokes e.t.c.
Personal Intelligences
7. People Smart - If this is how you are smart, you learn more from interacting with people, you learn more in a team environment, you have many friends, empathise with people, understand different peoples points of view. You are likely good at drawing others out, you are sensitive to peoples feelings and ideas. What you read in a book sticks less than what you had a friendly discussion about.
8. Self Smart - Hmmm, this is the intelligence that provokes “hmmms” . You are very self aware, introspective, you are more likely to be in tune with your inner feelings, values belief and sense of purpose of life. You sometimes like to work alone, stay away from the crowd and range alone.You are very intuitive and are more self motivated than externally motivated. You are often strong willed, opinnionated and self confident, people naturally come to you for advice.
So the question goes to you, how are you smart? I’m sure reading this could help you come to a little understanding of my kind of smart as well . The first step is to know yourself, then as you begin to settle that puzzle, all your friends and acquaintances will fall into perspective.

why did i steal? cos i love both posts

Sunday, June 3, 2007

ramblings of my mind

Anybody ever get insomnia? Bet u would HATE me
I never do.......get insomnia
yea sometimes I am awake if i am thinking about stuff or doing stuff, but usually I am awake by choice. And my dreams are usually an extension of my tots so I enjoy them except when I have to fight off some old toothless woman.......(any one get one of those dreams?)here in naija if u have some problem it is probably some sister,aunt,grandmother,mother,uncle,friend,cousin,co-worker who is debarring you from success and he/she probably comes to u in sleep zone to finish off what he/she started in your life....don’t indulge myself in such tots...
He sure is alive aiint He? Yea!!!!!

I have this penchant for giving names to guys I like...so when I am gisting about him with my peeps other people around don’t know who I am talking about, a guy with a name like abdul sule would be called abd,dul or sul by me, this name I would store against his number on my phone, it would appear as such in my diary and yea it would appear as such on my blog. Yea i like 3 or 4 letter names. Lol

Am i aggressive? my mum and closest friend say i am especially to guys i don’t like!!!!!!!!! but, thing is, y should i be nice to a guy if he is PISSING me off??????? say i meet a guy, we exchange numbers and just cos calls are free the ASSWIPE calls me at 245am......is he on drugs????????????
only family, my boo(my closest friend-did i mention he is male, I am attracted to him but i don’t wanna spoil a good friendship so i am keeping my claws off him) and my current ykw(you know who) is allowed to call me that early and it better be good...else i will put my phone on silent and go back to my dream..........part of my aggression stems from the fact that i am 4"11 but i would swear that i am 5"2 i don’t like being treated small so i guess a little aggression saves me from the treat her like a kid just cos she is small syndrome. I would maim anyone who dares describe me a sho………….. i cant bring myself to finish the word. lol

I am extra NICE to those i lurve.......

sum times i hate being single, other times i enjoy the freedom of singlehood,
say i wanna catch a good movie and my peeps have dates(i hate those gals)or when it rains and i am home alone, i crave a partner but when i remember u usually have to feed a man. I love singledom (yea i hate cooking ...i CAN rustle up a good meal and i aiint anorexic but i do hate slaving over the cooker.............

more later

MWAH