tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73599485135573988192024-02-19T14:03:03.025-08:00ibiluvibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.comBlogger221125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-15980162607964588112017-05-02T15:16:00.000-07:002017-05-02T15:16:16.035-07:00RAINI turn around and hear the wind<br />
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it sounds angry i think<br />
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i need a drink of water<br />
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i roll over and there it is<br />
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my faithful bedside bottle i change every night<br />
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i take several gulps<br />
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he turns..<br />
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hey..<br />
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hey i said<br />
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smells like rain he said<br />
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yea...<br />
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i finish the water and snuggle into his arms<br />
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thinking to catch some sleep<br />
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i did doze off..<br />
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not sure how long i had been asleep but i felt feather light kisses against my thigh<br />
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i stretch but i dont open my eyes<br />
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he continues then starts to lightly touch my nipples<br />
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i wriggle<br />
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he moves up and clamps a nipple with his warm mouth<br />
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i groan...<br />
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<br />ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-64124087664841969812017-05-02T15:15:00.001-07:002017-05-02T15:15:09.460-07:00Help Reni<a href="https://www.gofundme.com/Pls-help-Reni-out">https://www.gofundme.com/Pls-help-Reni-out</a>ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-80401122900466958772017-03-31T13:50:00.002-07:002017-03-31T13:50:51.988-07:00Hey...At some point I was locked out<br />
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i got a hi from <span style="background-color: white; color: #ff6600; font-family: "Open Sans", arial, sans-serif;">Toinlicious </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: "Open Sans", arial, sans-serif;">and I came here and well i am no longer locked out</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "Open Sans", arial, sans-serif;">its been aeons</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "Open Sans", arial, sans-serif;">not sure I still have my mojo</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "Open Sans", arial, sans-serif;">imma check and be back.....soon</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #ff6600; font-family: "Open Sans", arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px;"><br /></span>ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-55776325738740237492015-03-21T11:39:00.000-07:002015-03-21T11:39:05.997-07:00The BalconyI love balcony's<br />
my earliest memories of them<br />
Gramps and i sitting on chairs<br />
swatting at mosquitoes<br />
talking about any and everything<br />
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Em has a balcony<br />
and there were no quitos<br />
(an endearing name for mosquitoes)<br />
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we were laughing at something he said<br />
i giggled then slapped his thigh softly<br />
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he caught my hand and stroked it<br />
i smiled, licked my lips and<br />
........our lips fused<br />
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the kiss was .......bliss<br />
i opened my eyes and said<br />
Em, people can see<br />
he smiled and said<br />
<b>spend the night with me</b><br />
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the breeze is cool against my skin<br />
i'm sated...<br />
i cant remember what we ate, neither do i recall what we drank<br />
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i however can recall every touch,<br />
how his skin felt when I slid my hands across his back<br />
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how his beard tickled my thigh<br />
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wide grin<br />
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<b>i love balcony's</b><br />
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wink wink<br />
17 yrs is too damn long<br />
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he hit me up on lync-what you doing at work?<br />
deadlines, hon i replied.<br />
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same here...<br />
i'll be done in an hour he said<br />
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i'll be done in 2 i said<br />
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was saving my work<br />
then i heard the doors open<br />
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a wide grin spread across my face<br />
i thought you said you would be done in an hour?<br />
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i decided to wait for you-he said<br />
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i smiled and said<br />
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i'm horny....<br />
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thought you had a man he said<br />
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hes not here, is he? i asked<br />
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i get up and slide into his arms<br />
i steer him into the meeting room-its d room u can see the doors from<br />
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i'm wet<br />
hez hard<br />
protection on and i straddle him...<br />
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<br />ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-43212780514355948032015-02-18T16:52:00.000-08:002015-02-18T16:52:17.608-08:00PowerSeen the series?<br />
Power<br />
its nice shey?<br />
the story line is fab, aiint it?<br />
Omari's body is a work of art<br />
that man can arch my back anyday<br />
still not sure if its the series i love or the sex scenes<br />
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...long slow kisses...<br />
my heart smiles when i feel him shudder<br />
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he doesn't state it much<br />
i'm cumming...<br />
i can feel him cum<br />
but i love it best when he screams my name<br />
well maybe not a scream<br />
a growl..wink wink<br />
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i get a kick from seeing someone on the dining table or the couch<br />
and knowing what we did/plan to do to the poor furniture<br />
if only the inanimate objects in this home could speak<br />
people wouldn't bother to visit us<br />
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<br />ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-12382380748834466192015-01-27T14:21:00.001-08:002015-01-27T14:21:22.023-08:00I like me some himHe's cute<br />
<br />
he's not cute like a kid but i do believe i'm older than he is<br />
<br />
i seem to be older than everyone these days<br />
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well age has never bothered me<br />
<br />
will it bother him?<br />
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He's light skinned<br />
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first time I've ever drooled over a light skinned dude<br />
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my tastes seems to be changing...<br />
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He's a great talker<br />
<br />
I've always been that girl that loves to hear a man talk<br />
<br />
i'm talkative so i don't need a man that will talk my ear off<br />
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i just mean a man who can hold a conversation intelligently<br />
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someone who can pronounce his words properly...<br />
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i do love a rich baritone but anything in between will suffice<br />
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just not a girly squeak...<br />
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He must like me too<br />
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he smiles when i bat my eyes at him,<br />
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he smiles when the timber of my voice goes down an octave when we talk<br />
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He gives another girl his attention<br />
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is that to keep me at arm's length or to get me to show my claws?<br />
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He has a gut<br />
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i like all of him<br />
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we can slide our guts over sweat drenched skin all day and night....<br />
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Father forgive me....<br />
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<br />ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-3810403179904927822014-09-21T05:58:00.000-07:002014-09-22T03:48:47.011-07:00Vacaylazy days...<br />
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movies, series....blissssss<br />
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eating on cue and pill popping<br />
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Lagos state and PHCN have put a damper on my days though...cos electricity and water have been scarce...<br />
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but the good news is...<br />
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my stitches itch........yayibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-6502754144766712282014-09-08T14:14:00.000-07:002014-09-08T14:14:09.746-07:00Addicted........<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>Trying to suggestively tease someone by stroking their stomach and making them flinch uncontrollably because it turns out, rather than making them want to orgasm wildly, you’re putting them through sheer hell with your relentless tickling.</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>how y'all doing?</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>everyone staying safe?</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>ebola tinz?</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>so weird </i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>such a fast acting virus</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>i'm addicted to haribo</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>the happy cola type</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>my mates are addicted to caffeine or tobacco</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>i was addicted to caffeine a few years ago-broke it off when i triggered an ulcer attack</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>a baddddddddd one</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="background-color: white;"><i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, Helvetica Neue Light, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">so since then-I've kept my addictions simple</span></span></i></span><br />
<i style="color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">now all i have to worry about is pile or diabetes</i><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>sigh</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>oh and by the way</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>i may be a sex fiend but i'm not addicted to sex</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>need to see my dentist</i></span><br />
<i style="color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">i need an s&p</i><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>a refill and an extraction</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>all 3 procedures-same day</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, 'Helvetica Neue Light', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>then no work for the 3 days it will take my gum to heal</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #444444; font-family: HelveticaNeue-Light, Helvetica Neue Light, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><i>need a vacay.....</i></span></span><br />
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ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-32264236217951691662014-03-16T14:48:00.002-07:002014-03-16T14:57:40.084-07:00Happy New Yearits been 4 months.....how u all been?<br />
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i'm fabulous.....grateful for and loving life<br />
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glad about the way life is treating me<br />
always hoping for better ....reaching out to better<br />
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so mum thinks, i should attend owanbe parties more<br />
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for some weird reason, that is where the husbands are: in her books<br />
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i have the best time when i'm wearing loose fitting tee and shorts<br />
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getting glammed up is so tiring....<br />
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parties aiint just my forte................owanbe or otherwise...<br />
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i have not stopped renewing my couch potato membership<br />
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flirting is fun aiint it?<br />
weda said dude is forbidden or acceptable<br />
just as fantasies are fun<br />
weda we get to act them out or not<br />
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Dee got me a couple of books last year<br />
richest man in babylon and rich dad poor dad which was fun to re-read <br />
i must admit i spend money a whole lot faster than i make it<br />
so it was his way of schooling me to get me out of owing my bank<br />
i've been schooled but i still love my credit card....<br />
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thing is: him getting me those books reminded me i used to love reading<br />
well its so easy to browse the net and just indulge in whatever is online these days<br />
so i've gone back to walking into a bookshop, picking a book<br />
taking my time-so it doesnt interfere with sex,work, home, exams<br />
then getting another.....<br />
someone suggested kindle...me thinks...maybe for my birthday.....<br />
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one weird thing about me<br />
when i get mad...really mad...i can almost feel my blood boil<br />
(cos i'm part wary i dont allow myself become hypertensive like my mum's siblings)<br />
and cos the holy book praises those who control their anger<br />
and cos i wont say sorry for things i say-so i never speak when i'm angry<br />
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i give you the evil eye, and walk away then i take a 20-30 minute stroll to calm down<br />
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even at work-same thing-i walk away<br />
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then when i'm calmer....we can talk.....<br />
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i dont allow myself get this angry often....<br />
anyone who knows me knows when she gets mad-then its on<br />
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p:s-i'm opinionated<br />
so if its a friendly argument-i'll argue till i get to a point....<br />
then i'll say<br />
that is ur opinion and u are entitled to it<br />
and this is my opinion and i'm entitled to it<br />
and thats that.<br />
and no matter what you do or say after that<br />
you shall not get a word from me on the matter.<br />
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ciao<br />
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<br />ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-90320082563244208132013-11-17T08:39:00.000-08:002013-11-17T08:44:12.868-08:00NA WA OIBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
where you carry waka?<br />
my people............. me sef I taya<br />
I dey this gidi o<br />
dey chase money up and down<br />
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how I for do?<br />
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life is good... we dey pray make e better<br />
work is aiight...that can always be better too<br />
sex is fabulous as always <br />
my family is good...mum just keeps getting old people's illnesses<br />
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one day she's cold<br />
another day-her chest hurts<br />
next its her knee<br />
then you always have to tell her again and again something you already told her<br />
if I didn't know any better I would think she has pregnancy brain<br />
<br />
its worse for me cos Dee has it too...<strong>pregnancy brain</strong><br />
<br />
I tell him something in the morning and by afternoon he's calling to ask me about it<br />
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all I can do is roll my eyes and wonder why my partner and my mum are growing old on me at the same time<br />
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its okay to talk to family isn't it?<br />
my issue is I've always been a bad gossip-I'm also a terrible liar<br />
I always always tell gossipee what we gossipers gossiped about in her/his absence<br />
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<br />
so the gossip got to me so I told gossipee what we had gossiped about without naming names<br />
well she's has taken a stance and everyone concerned believes there's anger in the reaction<br />
I on the other hand couldn't care less<br />
cos she did as we wanted/expected<br />
weda the reaction was borne out of anger or of realisation doesn't affect my orgasm later tonight<br />
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Dee thinks I should have held my piece<br />
I told him she's family-she can agree or disagree or disagree to agree<br />
after all that is said and done<br />
it takes a village to raise a child<br />
and we the village have spoken<br />
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gonna do my blog rounds now<br />
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cant say if I'll be back here tomorrow or next month or in another 8 months<br />
but <strong>I'll be back</strong><br />
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toodles..................<br />
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<br />ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-62982629696969006172013-06-30T15:56:00.001-07:002013-06-30T15:56:52.428-07:00titbits and a post to say bye bye to Junewould be nice if I could fuck in an elevator<br />
<br />
I never wanna try out a threesome-I'm not that wanton-and I don't wanna share<br />
<br />
Dee we really should get naughty in a movie theatre one of these days-too bad naija cinemas don't show x rated movies-then we could go all out-yes dear I'll wear a short dress with no panties-but other peeps would wonder why I need to sit on your lap you know-wink<br />
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will sex ever get boring?- I hope not....<br />
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can I have a kid readymade at 5?.well, kids are a handful at age 0-5.....<br />
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I need a raise<br />
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gonna have to do an early post in July or 2 posts in August...........Ramadhan<br />
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why am I getting bald?...Dee says shave your hair off....he says it'll make me look younger....I'm not willing it take d risk...being growing my hair since I was born...see how long it is...if I cut it??? what will happen???<br />
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it rained ALL day in Lagos today....or was it just my hood???<br />
<br />
I really hate people that beat about the bush<br />
<br />
R.... I really didn't appreciate your feedback, you came off as you were trying to save face-you shouldn't have bothered...I don't really like you and its obvious the feeling is mutual...lets stay civil....we are after all only colleagues...we don't need to be friends<br />
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what is cracking the maid up on tv???<br />
<br />
did kim really name her daughter north? and I cant believe how quiet her twitter handle has being since the birth of donda....<br />
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I used to be the girl who didn't have le petit mort with every sexual experience<br />
I've had pretty amazing sex, earth shattering love making but it would not always culminate into an orgasm<br />
I surfed the net and found women like me<br />
sex was great-fun-fabulous but orgasms were few and far between<br />
<br />
I've had previous lovers say their egos were smashed<br />
and I've had to assure and reassure-I had mad fun-you made my world shake<br />
please ignore the fact I didn't cum<br />
its just me<br />
that is the way I am wired<br />
<br />
I don't cum as much as other women do<br />
I would totally enjoy the sex but trying to achieve an orgasm would just make the sex mundane<br />
<br />
so lets just have mad fun and ignore the fact that an orgasm didn't/wont happen for me<br />
<br />
until Dee<br />
he is some kinda sexual genius<br />
he makes me <strong>CUM EVERY FUCKING TIME</strong><br />
<br />
not sure how he does it<br />
not even sure its cos I love him cos its been dis way since before I fell in love<br />
<br />
I remember an ex who could make me climax with a look<br />
some other guy whose voice drove me mad and who.....I'll <strong>NEVER</strong> forget that day and those O's<br />
I've had some pretty amazing O's............just not from coitus<br />
<br />
so my friend says he (Dee)is the one<br />
he(friend) says marry him(Dee) before he slips outta your finger<br />
<br />
I'm not worried<br />
<br />
I don't worry about marriage and kids the way other people seem to<br />
<br />
kids will happen when I want them to<br />
I'll go off the pill and slowly get my eggs fertile again<br />
and if that fails<br />
I'll adopt<br />
shrug<br />
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as for marriage.............<br />
some day....I'll be ready<br />
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ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-91055019921108241862013-06-30T14:05:00.005-07:002013-06-30T14:05:57.922-07:00Belated MayI really have no excuses for may<br />
<br />
i'm truly sorry peeps<br />
<br />
I'll make up for it<br />
<br />
so for some reason I'm not worked up about bba the chase<br />
<br />
y'all know how I like my reality shows<br />
<br />
I guess its because naija performed badly last year<br />
<br />
ola and his pal went out too early and I refuse to speak ill of the dead<br />
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all I see is dem peeps should watch out for selly<br />
<br />
dat girl is there for the moolah<br />
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as for stupid betty<br />
<br />
continue enjoying yaself<br />
<br />
I'm no hypocrite<br />
<br />
I love sex<br />
<br />
but I'm fabulously discreet<br />
<br />
I've had my fair share of fuck-buddies ...one night stands and whatnots<br />
<br />
so when a babe goes in to the big brother house and has sex with some random dude from another country she may never see again......<br />
<br />
I know its entertainment for us<br />
<br />
but I do have a problem with it cos its on camera for every one to assume or see<br />
<br />
I'm a tad traditional about that<br />
<br />
she may fuck every dude in the house so long as there is no proof.......wink<br />
<br />
but when u go under the sheets.....we can all conclude girl....<br />
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so I know someone who tends to drop off her kid at her mum's on Sunday with the maid then picks up the tot Friday evenings<br />
<br />
<strong>he's a handful</strong><br />
<br />
first and foremost---my issues is her mum is older hence handling a toddler is way more tiring for her-my opinion<br />
and why drop him off for 5 days and nights a week?<br />
she lives 10mins away from her mom <br />
<br />
i think its bullshit<br />
but if her mom is okay with it and cant/wont complain<br />
dats fine<br />
<br />
but i don't think its healthy that her kid is away from her 5nights a week<br />
<br />
he's your kid -don't matter how much of a handful he is<br />
he is your responsibility not your mum's<br />
<br />
my two pence<br />
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ok I started this post before betty was evicted<br />
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seems shenanigans under the sheets aren't what its about<br />
<br />
she and beau are both out<br />
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good riddance <br />
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oh and by the way-still on bba<br />
selly has had her share of shenanigans under the sheets<br />
is it just me or just nando just ignore her now???<br />
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did I ever tell you about the massive crush I used to have on banky w?<br />
<br />
had a fling with some dude about that time and he could never make me cum<br />
<br />
didn't matter what he did-I had to minister to myself to get off<br />
<br />
I know I wasn't really into him<br />
<br />
why did I have a physical relationship with him y'all are asking???<br />
<br />
sometimes I get horny and my vibrator just doesn't cut it and if I'm not in a relationship I can get myself a fling<br />
<br />
but I was soooooo into banky then<br />
<br />
dude used to say -please think of him (banky) so you will cum<br />
<br />
at least for once-it will be nice to have you (ibi) cum while I (dude) am pumping away<br />
<br />
needless to say -the fling fizzled away<br />
<br />
dude still professes how I was the best thing between his sheets <br />
<br />
but all I remember was some guy pumping away and me making a lotta noise just to get him to feel good about himself and cum and roll off me<br />
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mwah y'all<br />
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oh by the way I'm listening to R & BW as I type this<br />
still love him<br />
<strong>he's so fucking fine</strong> <br />
but I've actually never fantasized about him<br />
my fantasies are about <strong>Dee</strong> and <strong>Idris Elba</strong><br />
<br />
I've seen him walk past me (banky w) a couple of times at concerts and whatnots<br />
and on every occasion I froze in my tracks<br />
couldn't even work up a hello can I take a picture?<br />
<br />
I like him<br />
love his music<br />
but I prefer to like/love him from <strong>he doesn't know Ibi exists land</strong>...................wink<br />
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<br />ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-14854253916320332712013-04-25T15:43:00.001-07:002013-04-25T15:56:59.312-07:00AprilSo in the spirit of a post a month<br />
<br />
i'm here<br />
<br />
how have you all been?<br />
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Dee has been lethargic all week<br />
i say take your vitamins every morning<br />
<br />
he says... will it work?<br />
<br />
i say ...just try... and in a week if you still yawn after every sentence<br />
<br />
we'll both know you are pregnant<br />
<br />
we both lolled at that<br />
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i love kids even though i can only keep up with them for a couple of minutes<br />
they soon tire me out and i need a chair to strap them in or a play pen to drop them into<br />
<br />
i most definitely love kids who do enjoy their own company <br />
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<br />
sometimes i wonder how i'll cope when i eventually bring forth mine<br />
then i remind myself<br />
<br />
i'll have a live-in nanny and if my kid is anything like me...they will be pretty easy to manage<br />
<br />
i wanna believe that mom wasnt trying to be patronising when she said i was a pretty easy child<br />
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so whew...looking forward to birthing children who shall stress me not...<br />
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everyone keeps reminding me<br />
nectar is going sour.have them kids now<br />
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help me ask them if they will assist me with baby food,clothes,diapers,cost of a nanny...college fees etc<br />
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truth be told..i'm not emotionally and financially ready for a child...emphasis on emotionally<br />
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so i'll have a live-in nanny....where did i state: i wont be a hands-on mum?<br />
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as for being a fabulous wife that slaves in the kitchen?<br />
<br />
i dont even like to eat<br />
<br />
Dee tends to say.. i wanna eat ... then i'll say...lets go to the kitchen...i'll keep you company<br />
<br />
does it matter who does what?<br />
<br />
we eat and thats that<br />
<br />
when ever he leaves it to me to decide when my body needs nourishment?<br />
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i end up not eating anything<br />
<br />
well cos i tend to say<br />
<br />
i'm not hungry Dee<br />
<br />
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so i snack on an apple, some grapes, maybe a mango...or some ice cream and tobleron<br />
or some grilled chicken and french fires<br />
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He always says whatever happened to eba or amala or beans or rice or whatever<br />
<br />
so...i'll say well if you are making it,i'll keep you company and we'll eat together<br />
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oh well...its great to be in love with a man who doesnt care who has what role<br />
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the rains are here<br />
i hate the rains<br />
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always a chore to get to anywhere<br />
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bad water clogged roads<br />
traffic dat drains the life blood outta you<br />
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oh dear<br />
<br />
i cant wait for it all to end<br />
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i truly enjoy getting older<br />
allows me to get away with a lotta crap<br />
i tend to wave my birth certificate in people's noses<br />
<br />
at my age...i'm entitled to a life <br />
by my rules<br />
<br />
especially cos i'm dependent on noone<br />
<br />
i also enjoy being selfish half of the time<br />
<br />
marriage and children will make me selfless<br />
<br />
so i wanna enjoy my selfish years for as long as i can<br />
<br />
truth be told<br />
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my parents did a bad job of the whole shingdig...i guess its one of the reasons i dont care for the institution <br />
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i guess...someday.....someone will change my mind and i'll be ready for the journey<br />
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until then......i love me alone..... a lot<br />
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p:s...i love you Dee.....<br />
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see y'all in Mayibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-20520485073892292852013-03-14T16:21:00.003-07:002013-03-14T16:21:33.825-07:00MarchHey Peeps<br />
<br />
so i wonder... am i planning to stick to a post a month?<br />
i did not set out to do this<br />
but it will be regular wont it?<br />
instead of a post every 7 months.......<br />
<br />
So february was aiight<br />
vals day was fun<br />
lots of laffs at work<br />
<br />
dry tables<br />
full tables<br />
cakes...gifts...flowers...<br />
<br />
i thorougly enjoyed darey's concert<br />
i didnt go cos of kimmy<br />
i watch her enuff on e!!!<br />
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a lot of peeps were disappointed by her 30 second hello<br />
i couldnt care less....<br />
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Dare...<b>that was fabulous</b>...my opinion....<br />
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My gifts?<br />
thoughtful.....<br />
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my thank you?<br />
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<b>earth-shattering</b>.....<br />
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wink wink wink<br />
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you guys ever noticed how...if you savour the sex and dont fall over the cliff when you get the need to....<br />
the orgasm is so much better when you eventually let yourself fall?<br />
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<br />
So boyf hates it when i say sex<br />
he prefers to use the term love making<br />
<br />
i could say fuck <br />
<br />
really makes no difference<br />
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all i know is <b>its fucking great</b>......wide grin...chuckling...giggling....laffing<br />
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friend of mine has been searching for the fruit of the womb for about 5 years<br />
says his wife is not letting them shag no more<br />
she is disappointed in the whole process<br />
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i guess i can try to understand where she is coming from<br />
but there are needs other than procreation for sex aiint it?<br />
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we whey never marry sha dey oil our engines<br />
what is it with wifes who dont feel the need to oil theirs?<br />
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you lie in a bed beside a warm body every night...dont ya?<br />
i totally get it...........<b>noone does *it* every night</b><br />
but married couples.......especially those without kids yet<br />
since i know kids can tire you the fuck out...sometimes....there is not enuff energy in the body to get it up....<br />
<br />
biko explain it to me<br />
<b>precious dick beside you and you dont feel the need to ride it?<br />
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</b>and if you have ever wondered about <b>my fav position</b>... i just spilled<br />
<br />
ibi loves to ride........<b>yeehaw</b><br />
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i'll be back to tell una why we do it<br />
after i marry<br />
that is if i find myself in that rut<br />
<br />
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i'm not shy about taking what i want<br />
if i'm ready to go and boyf is snoring<br />
<br />
i wake him up with a bj and ride him till i'm spent<br />
he can go back to sleep after that<br />
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so when i marry<br />
if i go for <b>months</b> without sex and i truly dont feel the need to <b>fuck</b> <br />
<br />
i'll come back here to yarn una<br />
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erm for those of you who may be wondering why i have this great sex life and i havent said anything about marriage<br />
i can not tell you when i will marry yet because my oga at the top may change it.....lol<br />
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that clip is fucking hilarious<br />
<br />
everytime i watch it ............it cracks me up<br />
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mwah peeps<br />
<br />
i'll be back in April or i may surprise myself and be back before march fades...........<br />
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ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-12327122019787131072013-02-02T22:14:00.001-08:002013-02-02T22:14:54.269-08:00Februaryhey Peeps<br />
<br />
so its february again<br />
peeps be getting all hot and bothered<br />
what will i get for him ?<br />
what will i get from him?<br />
<br />
do i spend a little or a lot?<br />
<br />
do i cook him a meal?<br />
send him a meal?<br />
take him out to dinner?<br />
<br />
oh well......<br />
<br />
i only know <br />
<br />
soon it will be <b>feb 15th </b>and peace will reign again<br />
<br />
if its any consolation<br />
<br />
most people dont have aids on world's aids day<br />
<br />
so if you are val-less on valentine's day?<br />
<br />
<b>life will go on</b>......<br />
<br />
look out for them concerts though,who knows a lonely soul may be lurking <br />
<br />
erm but please watch out for murderers,rapists,thugs,thieves...they are out their lurking too<br />
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always sad to hear when fab teams break up<br />
the whizkid saga<br />
<br />
but alas<br />
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<b>change is the only constant thing in life<br />
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ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-87876491636248808582012-12-31T18:14:00.002-08:002012-12-31T18:25:09.408-08:00Ibi in 2013hey peeps<br />
<br />
so we all make new year resolutions?<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>i never do</b><br />
<br />
<br />
but Jan 2012 i set one goal for Ibi<br />
<br />
just one<br />
<br />
really proud of me....<br />
<br />
<b>i sucessfully achieved it<br />
</b><br />
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<br />
2012 was a good year<br />
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i have decided to set just one goal for 2013<br />
<br />
i'll let you all know in a year if i sucessfully achieve it<br />
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as for my mum---she needs a son in law...good thing is, she has learnt he will come...patience..His time is never late<br />
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my friends---they need for Ibi to own a car...my money never complete,na by force?...my old truck showed me...and i refuse to buy a car i can only drive with the aid of a throw pillow<br />
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my father---he probably needs to get his wife pregnant...oh by the way,i oddly have no hard feelings towards the newly weds...i just dont feel the need to be friendly with his model(na so he talk am-i married a model)...she's 5 yrs older than Ibi-definitely too young to be my stepmum,she's my father's wife-plain and simple...anyone that knows her should advice her..the only children of my father who wish to enjoy her motherhood are the ones she'll bear him...QED<br />
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i dont pay for sex<br />
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fab news dat you wont pay for it<br />
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personally i dont think there should be an exchange of money for sex<br />
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you are horny,he is horny...fuck him,let him fuck you and dat is dat<br />
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my cousin's take...is with regards married boos <br />
<br />
you are married...your pussy dey house<br />
<br />
what is wrong with it?<br />
<br />
is it loose,cold,worn out,is the baby's head blocking the vaginal canal?<br />
<br />
please explain to me why you wont pay me to fuck me na?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
as you come my house come carry me say make we go catch up over drinks<br />
come carry me go suites say make you massage me....<br />
<br />
help me ask him<br />
<br />
did i complain of weary muscles?<br />
did he become a masseur in the couple of months we lost touch?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Ubongda and i were gisting and he has requested i tell her that asking for money wont put every guy off<br />
<br />
she loled and said so far it has been <b>foolproof</b><br />
<br />
<br />
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<br />
Ibi's take?<br />
<br />
there is <b>always</b> an <b>underlying reason </b>to why men cheat<br />
<br />
his wife has changed or he married the wrong woman.....<b>akuko</b><br />
she doesnt watch porn with him no more<br />
she doesnt give head no more<br />
she is away a lot<br />
she is tired a lot<br />
she wont try new things with him<br />
she spends way too much money<br />
she isnt bringing up the kids the way he wants<br />
she doesnt have a good handle on her staff-domestic or otherwise<br />
she exasperates him<br />
she dis <br />
she dat<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>he always goes back home to her</b><br />
<br />
if he is not afraid of his wife...good for you<br />
<br />
wife number 2 title awaits you or at least you are a kept woman: a mistress<br />
<br />
if he is scared of his wife....you are OYO<br />
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Rita Dominic-i loved you in The meeting<br />
<br />
i hated the concept of you in streets of calabar<br />
<br />
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Phoneswap.....i loved every minute of it<br />
<br />
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<br />
Dr Bello?....isaiah-why did you come to naija for such a silly script?<br />
<br />
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A wish....some good laffs....and sometimes i just wanted to bitchslap Umoh and Kemi's father<br />
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I lift my glass to you all...to a year filled with the Good Lord's unending blessings and mercy...<br />
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ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-3958466047190705732012-10-12T06:38:00.002-07:002012-10-12T06:41:43.975-07:00Wowza!!!!<br />
<br />
So i've been away how many months?<br />
i've lost count meself<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Ibiluv turned 5 on the 31st of May<br />
and for some reason i was too lazy to come here to celebrate<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
then i turned 34 on the 7th of October<br />
and was too lazy to come here as well.......<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
i forgot about sex for the month of ramadhan<br />
<br />
i've since remembered sex, but i dont have gist about any sexcapades......<br />
<br />
Ibi!!!!!!!!!!! where is your mojo??????<br />
<br />
<br />
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<br />
My closest pal felt the need to let her hair down a couple of weeks ago and we <br />
hooked up with some pals whilst dancing<br />
<br />
after everyone was kinda spent on the dance floor<br />
<br />
we went off to a strip joint<br />
<br />
we had her younger bro and his babe in our entourage<br />
<br />
the girl froze in her tracks and must have begged every angel in heaven to get her outta there <br />
<br />
she gave us.....my pal and i, an attitude the next day<br />
<br />
and her boyf came to say she was mighty angry she had to experience that and she assumed our male friends who took us along had dishonourable intentions<br />
<br />
i laughed so hard cos i couldnt understand how going to a strip joint with pals had anything to do with honourable or dishonourable intentions<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
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<br />
<b>i dont need a man to lead me on a merry go round if he wants sum<br />
<br />
same as i wont go on a merry go round with anyone if i want sum<br />
<br />
</b><br />
<br />
<br />
reminds me how it was drummed into my ears growing up that you can never pick up a boyf or future hubby at a club<br />
<br />
i'm not so sure i agree with that analogy<br />
<br />
i hardly do any picking up at the club anyways<br />
<br />
its just crazy that if i dump a guy in the friend zone.......there shall he stay<br />
<br />
but if a guy find himself in the too hawt to resist zone....its hard to get him outta there<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
so for every ex whom i never succumbed to.........<br />
<br />
its either of two things<br />
<br />
<b>you hurt me real bad <br />
</b><br />
or <br />
<br />
<b>sex with you?????<br />
</b><br />
...i dont feel the <b>need</b> to relive<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
cant relive it cos you are <b>off limits</b><br />
<br />
or cant relive it cos <b>current beau </b>does a better job than you ever did....wink<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
so is it wrong to hang out with a married pal?<br />
say a group of friends share a meal and sweat (dancing)<br />
<br />
seeing that he's leaving the club and heading home to his wife<br />
i have no qualms about sharing sweat with a married pal<br />
but if you think i was dancing too close????<br />
<br />
<b>no be me bring ur man come club </b>o<br />
<br />
and if you are married to him and you dont have kids below 10<br />
but you let him go clubbing alone.....no comment<br />
<br />
we will dance close to him o<br />
and we will grind against him with our assets sef<br />
<br />
dont worry..........<br />
<br />
we are only getting him <b>hot and bothered </b>enuff to come home to give you a little sumthing sumthing.........<br />
<br />
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<br />
mwah y'all<br />
<br />
Ibi is back!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-64823552709348332092012-05-27T17:47:00.001-07:002012-05-27T18:25:47.434-07:00reality shows.....grandmas....3 wishesAnyone who comes here<br />
<br />
<br />
knows i love my reality tv shows<br />
<br />
<br />
Sad Joshua didn't win idol but i loved the finale<br />
2 hours of fabulous singing<br />
<br />
<br />
i'm looking forward to a Joshua/Fantasia duet<br />
a Josh album<br />
a Skylar album<br />
a Jessica album<br />
<br />
<br />
please don't disappoint me people......<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Ice and Coco?<br />
love them<br />
<br />
<br />
Khloe and Lamar?<br />
love them<br />
<br />
<br />
Bachelorette/bachelor<br />
wont be caught dead watching it<br />
<br />
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BBA7<br />
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<br />
i miss Ola and Chris<br />
<br />
<br />
Now that maneta and zainab are in upville<br />
i no longer watch downville<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Goldie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
<b>PLEASE COME HOME</b><br />
<br />
stop disgracing me<br />
<br />
woman talk to you<br />
instead make you reply <br />
you go cry<br />
<br />
man talk to you<br />
instead make you reply<br />
you go cry<br />
<br />
parry dey house<br />
<br />
instead make you dance<br />
<br />
you go gum body for prezzo side<br />
<br />
<br />
you dey gum body for him side<br />
when he touch you<br />
you go dey do like virgin<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
abegggiiiiiiiiiiiii<br />
<br />
PLEASE come back home to make music<br />
<br />
i met you briefly at champagne conversations and i was glad i did<br />
<br />
as of now<br />
you dey fall my hand<br />
<br />
please nominate yourself and come home<br />
<br />
abeg <br />
<br />
because the girl in your videos and the wimp in bba are 2 different people<br />
<br />
my colleague says you went into the house to find a husband<br />
<br />
since you have found him<br />
<br />
please come home<br />
<br />
bikoooooooooooooooo<br />
<br />
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<br />
a pal of mine recently got married<br />
she insists she needs help<br />
she wants her mum around<br />
<br />
in my place...........its the mother in law that gets to stay<br />
<br />
hubby has told his mum to stay away-he thinks both mums don't need to stay<br />
<br />
she on the other hand has re-invited her mother to stay<br />
<br />
i say she is being stupid<br />
<br />
cos if you ask me...its not like she needs help<br />
<br />
she is just being lazy and doesn't yet understand that she is married<br />
<br />
she wants her mum around her<br />
<br />
i love my mum but i wont want her hovering around when i have a baby-my mama is too busy/funky to hover sef<br />
<br />
she can go live with my brother(s)<br />
<br />
and if my mother in law turns out to be like my friend's<br />
i would love her for dat<br />
<br />
pop in for a day or 2 to help<br />
disappear for 4 days to a week.........rather than have her over 24/7 for my 3 months maternity leave<br />
<br />
i said my piece when everyone did<br />
which led to both mothers leaving<br />
<br />
now dat she has re-invited her mother<br />
<br />
i wont say a word<br />
<br />
<b>abegggiiiiiiiiiiiiii-before dey will ask me-wetin my own?<br />
as i never marry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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<br />
<b>i need a genie-3 wishes<br />
<br />
i need a wardrobe change<br />
<br />
i need a holiday<br />
<br />
i need for my new boss to be offered a job at Chevron</b>ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-79009566808369667472012-04-12T21:33:00.001-07:002012-04-12T21:38:26.109-07:00soundtrack,shorties,work,horny,kilosafter being confronted a couple of times by Dee and denying it...<br />
i made an effort to listen to myself and i was shocked.....kinda<br />
to find out my soundtrack is.......a tad religious<br />
i've always thought and insisted...i am a moaner <br />
but to find out i call on HIM....<br />
<br />
erm erm Deee...u bad boyyyyyyyy...see what you make me doooooooo<br />
<br />
<br />
ohhh and soundtracking in a local dialect during sex always sounds ludicrous <br />
i've heard it...and i found it hilarious and no it wasnt Dee<br />
hez......silent <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
i can be a tease and i do enjoy attention<br />
but i wish small men could read my mind and leave me the fuck alone<br />
i do not wish to measure height with(fuck) my twin(i dont have one)<br />
if you are only about 2 cms taller than Ibi<br />
scrammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm<br />
<br />
<br />
been mad busy at work lately<br />
oddly enuff i'm happiest if i've got a shitload of work to do<br />
it makes playing much more fun when i get off work<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
do y'all remember my boss?<br />
the one i wanted to kill?<br />
naija jazz finally got to him<br />
we are no longer alllowed into his office in his absence <br />
and he carries *holy* water around now <br />
which he periodically sprinkles on everyting in his office<br />
apparently hez leaving us in a couple of months<br />
some cocksuckers feigned sadness<br />
i kept a straight face<br />
well.......cos smiling or laffing out loud woud have been u know.....bad<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
1 more person Lord........that jazz needs to get to <br />
ironically its not cruella<br />
which ever doc is treating her at yaba left now<br />
is doing a good job<br />
shez sane 4 and a half days a week<br />
blissssssss<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
crazy when Dee is miles away and i'm horny as a bitch<br />
darn it..........<b>I AM A BITCH ON HEAT </b><br />
loads of cyber sex,online porn and dirty pictures<br />
and darling mr b to the rescue<br />
mr b? <b>my vibrator</b>.....wink<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
so its 520am now and btw 10pm when i got home and now<br />
i've listened to a couple of movies(i wasnt paying attention) <br />
whilst bantering with Dee and letting the porn vids download<br />
i've also added a new stash to my collection of naughty pictures<br />
and cummmmm a couple of times..........i wasnt counting<br />
i have dinner half eaten-yes dinner dat late cos i skipped lunch<br />
but its time to get up and get ready for work<br />
erm <b>i forgot to sleep</b>.......<br />
<br />
<br />
Dee......my appetite has been messed up lately-not sure y<br />
i'm gonna get me some vits-i've lost a kilo or 2<br />
loosing kilos isnt acceptable oooooo<br />
<br />
Ubong sebi u know i'm talking about ya friend<br />
hmmmmmmmm i have gist for you<br />
lets discuss this away from blogspot<br />
<br />
ciao people!!!!!!!!!!ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-54458935280365544092012-02-19T05:34:00.000-08:002012-02-19T05:34:28.201-08:00Flirt---Adele-----Whitneymet a good looking guy a while back at work<br />
<br />
we flirted on the fone a couple of times<br />
<br />
i may have fantasised about straddling him-wink<br />
<br />
but guy has gone underground............i'm 6 years older<br />
<br />
i miss the flirting though<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
i'm sooooooooooooooo loving Adele right now<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Sad about Whitney<br />
tired of all the hate directed at Bobby<br />
we all make our own way in life<br />
i pray she found peace with God before going underibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-21940600579643756942011-12-13T16:53:00.000-08:002011-12-13T16:53:23.135-08:00Birthday CardsI used to really appreciate them........birthday cards<br />
i love words<br />
<b>it takes me forever to form them </b><br />
cos i never take words for granted<br />
<br />
i've always been a note writer<br />
i'll write a note/text/mail to my boss,colleague,subordinate<br />
rather than call/or walk up to a person<br />
<br />
words can be beautiful<br />
leave you happy even when you are penniless<br />
just like a great big bear hug practically cures depression<br />
<br />
the best words???<br />
those left unsaid<br />
<br />
2 days ago<br />
bad head space<br />
everything was work related<br />
and to cap it ...i was bone tired and hungry<br />
i was dragging myself to get <b>brunch</b> when a pal walked up to me and without a word gave me a hug<br />
it was so sweet of him to do that<br />
ibi i hate it when you look forlorn<br />
what is wrong?<br />
this place i said<br />
we laughed.....<br />
<br />
<br />
Cruella has been a good girl lately<br />
but cos evil never completely erodes<br />
her evil side showed up last week<br />
3 days of ignoring her and shes back to being sane<br />
<br />
its my other boss....he, i would love to poison<br />
<br />
the job is fyne-i love it<br />
the pay sucks..........<br />
my colleagues-fun people<br />
my boss.........i hope he drops dead<br />
<br />
<br />
back to words..........<br />
<br />
i honestly cant remember the last time i went off to buy one<br />
i cant be bothered anymore to <b>find a meaningful card</b><br />
a text message- a bbm display picture-a bbm-a voice note<br />
all of that and <b>more</b> will do it<br />
why buy cardboard that will eventually be used to pack dirt?????<br />
<br />
oh and by the way-a birthday gift will show just how much you care<br />
the more useful it is to the person the more meaningful<br />
<br />
so out with birthday cards...in with...gifts<br />
cash gifts?<br />
<b>always a pleasure</b><br />
wink...........ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-1106443295179787602011-10-20T16:58:00.000-07:002011-10-20T16:58:18.987-07:00do we really ever know anyone or ourselves?sometimes i wonder if i am being truthful when i say i am<br />
<br />
not sad,not lonely,not angry,or that i am happy<br />
<br />
whilst i agree that <b>happiness is a choice</b><br />
<br />
i do know that sometimes being happy or getting <br />
<br />
to the frame of mind of being happy is/can be a chore<br />
<br />
<b>i have legendary mood swings</b><br />
<br />
one minute i am sad<br />
<br />
the next minute i am happy<br />
<br />
it doesnt matter if its home/office/play<br />
<br />
when my mood changes i just wanna be left alone<br />
<br />
sometimes i dont even know why i'm suddenly sad/upset<br />
<br />
so i let it simmer for a few minutes then internalise <br />
<br />
and find what triggered it<br />
<br />
usually i am able to find what it is and deal with it<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
if i care about a person/thing<br />
i bother about her/him/it<br />
i involve myself in their life<br />
be it in a little way or a big way<br />
a call/a text/an email<br />
if i can drag myself to visit.........<br />
i must love you<br />
<br />
<b>that is because i only need people in small doses</b><br />
<br />
i spent a lot of time growing up by myself<br />
so i'm used to entertaining me<br />
i've never been <b>bored</b> in my life<br />
i'm pretty sure it will never happen<br />
i'm also quite able to create new worlds in my head <br />
<b>worlds i wanna live in</b><br />
afterall dreams come true<br />
i'm also adept at doing nothing.....<b>my favourite past time</b><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
i'm sensing they think its jealousy <br />
maybe even envy<br />
its actually anger<br />
<br />
i'm the chatter box<br />
in someone's company so long as there is no tv<br />
i'll entertain you<br />
i talk a lotttttttttttt<br />
most of my stories are about me<br />
<br />
i'm not a good gossip<br />
cos i tend to confess to the victim<br />
so hardly would you catch me gossiping<br />
<br />
why am i angry?<br />
its not like i think its anyone's fault<br />
its one thing for me to like being by myself<br />
its another thing to be excluded<br />
<br />
now that i no longer wish to be included<br />
they are coming at me with the snide remarks<br />
jealousy,envy,sadness they say<br />
<br />
<b><br />
i say-go jump over the third mainland bridge please</b><br />
<br />
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<br />
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<br />
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<br />
i'm upset at work peeps<br />
every single one of them forgot my birthday<br />
i made a fuss to a select few<br />
some reverted with a genuine apology<br />
someone in particular seemed to shrug me off<br />
<br />
i'm vindictive enuff to do same to her in 2012<br />
<b>oh and dat goes to everyone in my life</b><br />
<br />
its the one day in my life that i will exercise <br />
<b>my God given right as a woman to invent and establish drama</b><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>oh and another thing............<br />
i treat people the way they treat me<br />
<br />
</b>ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359948513557398819.post-51122948866078812852011-10-09T22:17:00.000-07:002011-10-10T07:29:31.531-07:00did i fare better?i've had a very bad case of blogger's block<br />
i've also been incredibly lazy<br />
<br />
but i did promise i'll be back <br />
and i always do a <b>birthday post<br />
</b><br />
so i was a year older on the 7th<br />
<b>afrobabe i love you<br />
</b>*cyber hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*<br />
<br />
i tend to get a little melancholic on my birthdays <br />
so to make up for the shitty head space i knew i was gonna get into<br />
i was supposed to hang out with the girls after work<br />
<b>and</b> it was a friday <b>but</b> the rain was a bitch<br />
<br />
so we didnt have girls nite out <br />
dinner someplace<br />
get tipsy<br />
flirt shamelessly<br />
dance like crazy and tumble into bed in the morning<br />
<br />
<br />
so we had a lazy saturday instead<br />
we shopped-meat,veggies and condiments for edikaikong<br />
facials <br />
ran into my aunt<br />
2 yrs older but technically my aunt<br />
harrassed her kidz(i love em kidz)<br />
had dinner<br />
and laffed so hard i almost peed in my pants<br />
<b>i love you girls</b><br />
<br />
<br />
i temporarily moved to my aunt's since july<br />
construction at my zone is driving me nuts<br />
she doesnt <b>get it </b>apparently that i love <b>my own space</b><br />
she keeps asking me what is wrong <br />
then goes into a prayer session<br />
cos my cousin(her daughter) who i am a year older than <br />
is getting married in nov<br />
<br />
i dont have a jealous bone in my body<br />
and i only envy people what <b>they have that i wish i had<br />
</b><br />
i wish her mum got it<br />
but then again if i was to explain it to her the way <b>it really is<br />
</b>it would only be read as <b>jealousy or envy</b><br />
since it is neither-she(my aunt) will have to get used to my smiles and the sealed lips<br />
i'm wondering why she hasnt brought it up with my mum<br />
well cos my mum hasnt asked me<br />
even though my mum gets it<br />
well if she does-i'm guessing my mum will tell her to ignore it<br />
mum calls it-the curse of my dad's family<br />
we internalise and shut everyone out<br />
people think it is cos we are bothered about something<br />
but the harsh truth is <b>its cos we really dont care</b><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
my brother is well<br />
has a new girl on his hands<br />
i dont particularly like her<br />
i dont consider her cute/curvy/nice <br />
and i dont like girls who live in filth with their squeeze<br />
especially cos <b>i</b> have to witness the filth<br />
i still breeze into my place anyday i wanna<br />
well,i harrassed her 2 wks ago<br />
so far she seems to have imbibed the clean space rule<br />
<b>good</b><br />
<br />
<br />
<b>you hurt me......bad<br />
I need a proper apology <br />
jewelry always works i hear<br />
but do remember to ask me before you splurge on an item i'll detest<br />
cos i'm still very upset with you<br />
i'm gonna let you deal with your stuff<br />
cos i get it............<br />
but you owe me.........<br />
</b> <br />
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so my colleague has been advised to get a vibrator<br />
i've tried to get her to surf the web<br />
and maybe make a purchase but she keeps dilly dallying<br />
with <b>my man </b>outta town a lot<br />
life would be almost unbearable if i didnt own one<br />
*wink*<br />
i know a vibrator wont take the place of a warm body<br />
but it can take the edge of animalistic tendencies<br />
wink<br />
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a friend of mine seems to be avoiding me/us<br />
i guess its cos lately all we do is berate her<br />
well its like this<br />
if you <b>must </b>date more than 1 married guy<br />
please make it about the money<br />
no sense in hoping from one bed to another for a meal and a drink<br />
well maybe........some lousy thousands<br />
<br />
cos apparently shez been sleeping with 2 married guys<br />
(mayb more)<br />
and she gets pregnant<br />
does she<br />
a-ask them to accompany her on the same day or on different dayz?<br />
b-get the fundz from both possible fathers but go fix it alone?<br />
c-fix it then bill the fathers heavily?<br />
d-fix it then bill then what the doctor billed her?<br />
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kindly note i think shez an ass-<br />
dating 2 or more men that are <b>off limits to you is bullshit</b><br />
actually allow <b>both of them to sperminate you is stupid</b><br />
then to <b>get fertilized was downright idiotic</b><br />
but to then decide to be cautious about <b>billing them</b>?<br />
i thot.....<b>silly</b><br />
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<b>to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction<br />
if you wanna sperminate you have to worry about fertilization<br />
not so?<br />
</b>ibiluvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06357025487806887917noreply@blogger.com9