Friday, September 28, 2007


Is it true?
that it is nice to date artistic people?

my ex is a graphic atrist and truth be told
he did see beauty in everything..............

someone said to me recently
she has always wanted to meet a painter
because of their ability to see beauty in everything
then capture it and leave it for all to see
(ok,i am a fraud--got it from a movie,Cherry Crush)

another graphic artist friend who whilst
working in an advertising agency
once told me i lie for a living so i guess i am a good liar
but he did also see beauty in everything

so it has occurred to me

artists see beauty in everything

any contrary opinion?

Wednesday, September 26, 2007


The fire that is put in a child's palm by his father will not hurt him

A man who wants to lead other men will see spirits on his way

A man who wants to swallow an ugala seed must first consider the size of his anus

No father sends his child to the market to buy salt then invokes rain on him

Lets find a black goat before it becomes dark

When an animal feels an itch on its back,it scratches on a tree
but a man calls his fellow man
(proverbs from ultimate warriors-naija movie)
yea-i watched it and even wrote down the proverbs

U have no business marrying someone with emotional,
psychological,physical features u cant work with
then expect him or her to change

Just 1 cigarette narrows the artery,raises the blood pressure and puts an extra strain on the heart for 1hr30mins-do smokers know this?

saw the movie
escape from sobibor
again a few days ago
i am just glad
i wasnt part of all that inhumanity

Tuesday, September 18, 2007


How mad do you get?

I once heard of a man who burst a vein in his eye
cos he got sooooooooo mad at his wife
i wonder what she did?

but really how mad is mad?
mad enuff to hit?
mad enuff to kill?
mad enuff to maim?
mad enuff to hurt?
madf enuff to insult?

i learnt a long time ago to control my anger
then i developed the art of delivering missles in mails,texts,calls
so i am not tempted to hit,maim,kill,hurt
(was never allowed to perfect the act of maiming with my younger ones)
i never learnt the art of fighting either
i am as the french will say
Je suis mince
i dont have a large frame
so i refuse to allow anyone annoy me to a lava producing stage
(as i no fit fight)
to this day it baffles me
why did i not join the world of karate and judo in uni?
my roommate had a brown belt in judo

ironically,some people just know exactly what to do/say
to turn you into a human volcano
i actually feel my blood boil at such instances......

its sooooooo easy to fly into a rage and hurl insults at a person
that gets me that mad
fortunately or unfortunately
i ONLY say the word sorry to people.....
who are ill,bereaved,have lost something.........
hardly ever to anyone who got the end of my tongue
cos when i do it(hurl it)
either to ur face or via whatever medium......

so those who see me keeping mute..................

"the gentility of a cat is not an act of cowardice"

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Long meme stolen from Manda


Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Salad Cream on Coleslaw

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Chicken Republic

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Mama Cass

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Tips?moving on.....

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Amala and ewedu,does icecream count?

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. moving on.............

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter Jam and Eggs

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. anything from Wrigley's


Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. About 500

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. About 527

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Halle Berry's pic!

Q. How many televisions are in your house or apartment?
A. 2


Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Do you like your smile?
A. Yes

Q. What's your best feature?
A. My eyes

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. 2 teeth

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Smell

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Been a while

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. me?lift heavy stuff?in my next life

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No


Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no

Q. Is love for real?
A. yea

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. ok with it

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. No

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Maybe Unknowingly

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Possibly


Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. no

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. no

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. no

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. i would cheat and start anoda blog...*wink*

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. no

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. no

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. no

Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Idi

Q: Last person you called?
A. Khairat

Q: Last person that called you?
A: Mom

Q: Person you hugged
A: K


Q: Number?
A: 7

Q: Color?
A: Black

Q: Season?
A: Harmattan(Dry Season)-i'd rather be cold than hot


Q: Missing someone?
A: no

Q: Mood?
A: Hungry

Q: Listening to?
A: Aye Ole-Infinity

Q: Watching?
A: Prison Break

Q: Worrying about?
A: nothing


Q: First place you went this morning?
A: the loo

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: become a millionaire

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Lonely hearts

Q: Do you smile often?
A: i try

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yea

Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A. Get back to reading my mails

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: no pockets

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: not seen it

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Neither

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: sit?is the person sane?

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: i dont like people in my space

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: 3

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: 2yrs ago,was almost arrested for wandering(was chatting
in front of my flat with a male pal mind u but it was 2am
so i guess i deserved that)

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Rich..moreover i am grown..............


Please Inform all your Female Friends !!!!!

A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug.

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.

The drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - They are P*E*R*M*A*N* E*N*T!!! Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses.. Any female who takes it will NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE... The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university.

It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it.
Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls.. Be careful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended.

Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know... Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

From Nyemoni

Accent: Nigerian i guess
Booze: Does half a glass of baileys with lots of ice at parties count?
Chore I Hate: Ironing
Dogs/Cats: Dogs-no!!!!!!!Cats?love them
Essential electronics: Mobile,TV,Radio,Dvd,Laptop,Fridge,Microwave,Kettle,Hair Dryer
Favourite Perfume: Simply Irresitible by Givenchy & Ck in2u by ck
Gold/Silver: Gold
Hometown: Ikereku Egba OkeOna Ogun State
Insomnia: Never!
Job title: Administration
Kids: A girl and twin boys(all I need) will start on them next year.*wink*
Living arrangements: comfy apartment
Most admired trait: I tune off when people badmouth or bore me
Number of sexual partners: good girls NEVER tell
Overnight hospital stays: several Typhoid Fever&Ulcer attacks when i was younger
Phobia: Povertyphobia
Quote: "The best amongst you is he who can control his anger" Hadith
Religion: Islam
Siblings: 2- (2 brothers)
Time I usually awake: 5:30a.m
Unusual talent: "sleeptalk"
Vegetable I refuse to eat: none comes to mind..
Worst habit: Dillydallying
X-rays: To extract a tooth at 13&18 and to get admitted to sec sch&uni
Yummy foods I make: Vegetable&Ogbono soup,Yam Porridge
Zodiac sign: Libra

Friday, September 7, 2007

First time..............

it was sheer bliss as he moved within her
what a wonderful part of love this is
how beautiful and special to have two bodies
joined as one
to have such powerful feelings surge through them both
to discover such love together
there's no way to fully share one's self
with another
except through lovemaking

excerpt from a novel
brings up a few questions

is it true there's no way to fully share one's self with another
except through lovemaking?

was anyone's first time
the way it is painted in novels?
mills and boon made me believe so
but in reality
no be so(it aiint that way)
abi na only me?(is it only me)

A little of this and that

The most stupid part of a man's anatomy is his phallus
it has a head
no brain
lives in front of two nuts
and lives around the corner from an arsehole

Women want EVERTHING
Men want THREE things
as long as u can feed him
fuck him
AND keep quiet
most men would die happy

A woman knows within the first five minutes
of meeting a man especially
after a handshake
if she will sleep with a guy

the happiest people make the best of everything
they dont have the best of everything

what lies behind us and before us
is nothing compared to
what lies within us
fan it into flames

it takes a real man to fall in love
allowing someone else control his feelings

anyone can father a child
but only a man can be a father to a child

men lie all the time...i was at Tony's home
women tell the biggest's your baby

it doesnt matter
where,how,when you meet
its what keeps you together that is the mystery

there are two kinds of men
those that like the chasing
those that like the having

the only difference between an expert lover
and one who is merely adedquate
is the degree with which he/she can perceive
and satisfy a partners's deepest needs

luck is when preparation meets opportunity

Tuesday, September 4, 2007


he who laughs a stammerer
those who live by the sword....isoko people(no offence intended)
little drops of water......from the tap
let sleeping dogs lie......not possible,calabar people dey here(no offence intended)
birds of the same feather....are from the same mother

babies have no hair(white babies)
an old man's head is bare
between the cradle and the grave lies a haircut and a shave

Hating people is like burning your home to kill a rat

let a jealous man envy you,your joy is enough punishment for him

a short man hangs his coat where his hands can reach it

ignorance is degrading only when found in the company of riches

a rich widow is a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store(not fair)

you cant hold on to the past and still ride off into the future

to lead an orchestra you must turn you back to the crowd

show me a thoroughly satisfied man and i will show u a failure

the sun will shine on those who stand before it shines on those who kneel

when the moon is shining,the cripple becomes hungry for a walk

mountains meet only through their shadows

the moment you stop learning,you stop leading

a crab which swims in hot water,wants to turn red


an oriki loosely translated
is an ancestral song/rhyme that is used to perk up one's spirits(i guess)
well i hear mine when i'm down in the dumps and my gran tries to make me smile
she always succeeds(u would soon know why)
anyone know the translation of ORIKI?
educate me please

read on someone's blog a while ago
cant remember whose(sorry) about her love for her oriki
i actually know mine
and if u believe i know the following off-hand
then u can believe anything

Ota Odo
omo arodede
omoola sowan(a child of wealth is scarce-priceless,not common)LOL
omo amula eleji pokowoo
omo ola lo
omo aribi dege
ola potiti ola onipekun
afi aagara ola dami
aya mi pupa kosi nile(my fair-skinned wife isnt home)
koje kinse alejo(so i cant see off guests)
dudu ile komo obe se(my dark-skinned wife who is home,is a bad cook)
ijanpere koje kin mu isu loko(i cant make it to the farm to get yam bcos of ijanpere)
isu wa nile ko si obe(i have yam at home but there's no knife)
mofi iru yo lota(i used dadawa to season it)

cant translate it all but the part i have always loved is translated
reminds me of an interview i had a few years back
she asked for my star-i am libran
she also asked for my hometown(odd questions dont u think?)
soon as i said Abeokuta in Ogun state.....
she said......."Abeokuta people are lazy"
stupid me i actually agreed
but u would agree too if u had an oriki such as mine
drummed into ur ears before u could speak the language
soon as i could speak the language
the meaning of the last few verses always made me laugh
my people must be mighty lazy

ijanpere by the way is a crazy-ass ant type insect
whose sting in large doses is deadly even to man
so.if they are on the way to ur farm
u try to kill them
go back home(like my people do)
or get ready to be buried cos they will swarm u like bees

sorry........long post
anyone think i am lazy?????????
read my profile

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Anyone agree?

saw a movie yesterday Deathwatch
and i got miffed
i know only a few words in German
how come there was no translation
to explain to those of us who would have liked
to see,hear what the guy was warning them about????
please translate once you speak a different language
anyone agree?

The only way to rid yourself of temptation
is to yeild to it
or substitute with something more tempting
(culled from the movie After the Sunset)
anyone agree?

we like people for their qualities
love them for their defects
anyone agree?

guys like.......
a rough touch
sexy women
the "view"
first time inside feel
love to be told what to do
love it wild and animalistic
anyone agree?

to get a guy coming back for more....
inspire a repeat(of what?)
pay attention(to what?)
have fone sex
anyone agree?

more later..............