Sunday, December 27, 2009

H factor...ring...lingerie...lullaby

My people please help me pronounce

The eye's clinic

doesnt it seem like you have the H factor?????

lol




if a man wears a wedding ring.............
his dick must work.......(probably overtime)...wink





hey guys
should we(ladies) only ever wear lingerie????
or you dont mind us doing the granny briefs?

truth be told
sexy is great
but good old comfort a la granny briefs is blissful...wink




my first asked me a few months after we started dating
permit me to rephrase that
2 months after we started to fuck........wink
why i didnt own lingerie
i just ignored him.....lol
stupid ass has no idea how much dey go for





when his friends start to drop hints that he is seeing some other girl
or they tell you to look elsewhere for love
or you can hardly ever lay your hands on him anymore
cos he *is busy*
chances are
............you need to start looking for a new guy




i always find it easy to fall asleep
but.......some nights i just stay awake
considering counting sheep wont ever work for me
something does............

my very own lullaby
my brain is able to stop,pause,play,forward
a sexcapade that happened
or create a new one............wink

also there's always self help
an orgasm ensures sleep.......

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Celibate....Kiss & Tell.....Sheaths

Are you dating?

You are definitely shagging................

Scream yourself hoarse if you will

Who will believe you if you say you aiint shagging?

Its hard to be celibate

when there is always time,opportunity,place...........

Dont roll your eyes at me...for virgins its easy(dem never chop before)

But if you have ever chopped before

And time,opportunity and place continually rears its delicious combo

una go do

and remember....you only have to cross the barrier once....wink

Once debe.......ever debe..........




Should people kiss and tell?

Back in Uni
This guy apparently spent the nite with a babe
he must have been mighty pleased with himself
cos he decided to share the story

so we had roughly 7 guys hanging together and this guy is talking in detail
about how it went last nite
a pal of the babe gets a whiff of the story and goes to the babe

the babe struts to the guys and goes

i fucked you
you fucked me
i rode you
you rode me
so
i used you just as much as you used me
what the hell is the noise for?

and walks away...........

guy is left looking stupid
his pals make fun of him.......

how many babes can do that?




truth be told i have no qualms
about past,present or future sexual liaisions
they are all still illegal anyways................so why bother
only married sex is legal aiint it.............wink


so what happens on the day
some guy decides to spill the beans about some episode we've had??
i dont know how much i'll care
cos i'm frankly more worried about pictures or videos
but if all he is armed with, is mental images
who will he share them with?????...my father????





which brings me to the fact that
a potential FB(fuckbuddy)asked me a while ago
lets call him P
do you know BT?
i say yes

how do u know BT he asks?

so i ask him

*ask BT how he knows me*

i kinda dated BT a while back
BT has been married some two years now
he did throw the word marriage around a couple of times
but that word meant nothing to me back then
and i didnt see me married to him
i didnt see myself bound to him forever after

so P says BT is a very dear friend
in fact he's my brother from another mother

so i say to myself.......so?????
and to him........dats nice......

the two of them can share their stories
if they are so inclined............

will P have his own stories to tell????
as a rule........
i dont do friends.......wink







i have a cousin who opted for single motherhood
after having a nervous breakdown when her guy
left her for her colleague at work a few months to their wedding
one day we got crazy and decided to count our sexual partners
i tuned out after she got to 30
i know for most men
that's not a lot
but for a woman
ITS A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i very much doubt that she sees men beyond what dangles between their legs


if we slept with every man that made our labia twitch
the average woman would clock 365 in a yr
yes-a man for every day of the year
thank God for common sense...............


moreover......the STI's are keeping us in check abi?


let me tell you all.....................fact

NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE PLAY SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some pple just get lucky and not get any serious STI's
cos its easy to get the occassional sti and get treatment for it

cos i dare say
for every 8 out of 10 sexual liaisions
by the third time the couple gets together
sex gets vigorous or the feelings are becoming overwhelming......

and they both discuss the hiv thingy and on realising they have both
tested negative at their last test........
he jettisons the cd halfway thru
either cos the one he was using broke
or he just wants to *feel her*

he's probably gonna start with a cd and remove it halfway thru
a couple of times
then.....eventually they both stop to bother about the sheath
they are now exclusive and they are both hiv negative


or he likes to rub his pre-cum dick against her wet pussy
(he likes the feel)
then he puts on the sheath before penetration

if he's done that(the pre-cum deal)-he should forget about the cd
pre-cum is as potent as cum
if not more potent
its a body fluid

six months later either or both of them takes their twice annual test
and hopefully,they are both still negative
THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i must commend the men who keep it on though
thru thick and thin
thru hotel rooms,bedrooms,hallways,clubs,cars and bars
thru sexy lingerie and great boobs.....
parties and beds......
toilets,bathrooms and living rooms
some guys keep it(the sheath) on

but for those who jettison it
if they are both comfortable enuff as well as willing and able to
face the consequence of going in without a sheath

ride on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Men Pay.............

he pays the children's fees
the rent
the electricity bill
ensures everyone is comfortable
pays the helps wages
gives you housekeeping and self maintenance money

what do u do

feed him and fuck him

who paid who?




he buys you that jewelry,weave,outfit,perfume you've been wanting forever

what do you do?

feed him and screw his brains out





he does your assignments and tests..........maybe even exam....ehehehehehe
strolls around campus with u(she's mine)

what do you do?

you feed him and his friends and fuck his brains out





PAYMENT???
APPRECIATION??
LOVE??
GIVING AND TAKING??



I dare say the more generous either partner is.............
the more generous the other partner will be...........*wink*







Nkenna of BBA4 cracks me up
she's sooooooooooooo crass
but i do enjoy watching her.............sometimes
her reasoning is just so warped




my brother was rude to me.....
i saw red
i then send him outta my room
he storms outta the house
he knows his curfew is 11pm
i may lock him out.......(he came back at 1145pm)
i hate hate the company he currently keeps
and i have warned his black ass........
if he gets into trouble..........
i'm gonna let him simmer in it.............
i hope he knows i mean it........
i'm not his mother..........



excerpts.......impression without expression leads to depression
na one yeye oga dey toast him employee


energy is neither lost nor destroyed
its only transfered from one party to another
hmmmmmmmmm



a girl has the hiv virus
guy falls in love
his friend asks him..................

how do u expect to drink clean water from a poisoned well?






i love big willies.........
i miss yours...........*evil grin*

i mentioned this to a friend..........
width over depth

i'd rather he fill me up
than he touch my belly button on the inside.......*wink*