Monday, April 12, 2010


I saw a girl a few days ago....she walked past me
she looked padded............
Ay and I used to *pad*.........way back in uni
wear 1 or 2 pairs of shorts underneath our outfit(s)
looking at ourselves,we thought
we didnt pass for members of nassatall(no ass at all)

but seeing the young padded lady 2 days ago
she sure looked i guess
we probably didnt succeed in our quest to look like we had bigger butts
and people could see we had some extra padding to back then

isnt it just mad when conductors harrass their passengers
arent passengers the customers?
isnt the customer always right????

told the nysc guy in my office
he needs to find a way to keep busy
being online means he's idle
which is ok....if he doesnt get caught
he got caught yet again today
my boss actually said
he's always online...........
i wonder what Cruella will say in her mail tom..........
she loves to make things *official*

monday morning
saw a dead kid on the road
bus/car....something hit him/her and left him/her dia
lastma vs agberos and bus drivers had a faceoff
dey say......lastma oppresses dem
lastma says dey stop to pick and drop passengers
at busstops dat are not designated
na the peeps whey dey stranded for busstops i pity

it shouldnt hurt when ex's get engaged,married,have kids abi?
it does.......
it hurts less if he/she has nurrin on a person
but if he/she has a mate whey fyne.....maybe pass the person
it hurts..........
its way easier to accept their coupledom if their other half is fugly/stupid
and the one who gets married first........
usually doesnt get the other amongst their wedding party
sometimes dey get invited
sometimes dey get omitted
but its easier to be at an ex's wedding if already engaged/married
if not,you wish them well.......maybe(evil grin)
and wait for your own............

some are drop dead gorgeous
some its the voice
some its the height or lack of it
some its the charm
some its the shoes(dress sense)
some its the way he/she walks,talks
some its the diction
some he/she is so intelligent/stupid...(lol)
some spend money like its from a bottomless pit
some make the other feel special
some you just wanna have their genes in your offsprings
some are fabulous cooks(homemakers)
some shag you real good.....wink
so many reasons, why we are attracted or stay attracted to people
others outside of the relationship try to understand it
i advice them to stop trying..............