Scientists have confirmed what we knew all along
men go for looks when choosing a mate
women are far choosier
a speed dating project in munich,germany
men and women 26-40 ticked off their likes and dislikes after chatting for a few minutes
for men, attractiveness was on top of the list regardless of personality,professionalism or charm
for females,sensitivity,humour,charisma were reasons for second dates
What do u all think?
Following the rape accusation against Jacob Zuma and Kiiza Besigye, it is inevitable for men to start legally protecting themselves. Here is an agreement we are supposed to enter into when we have a date. Your comments please....please make sure all the documentations are fully signed and are in safe repository before doing the actual execution.
CONSENT FORM TO BE SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE (MEN's PROTECTION DESIGNED AFTER THE JACOB ZUMA INCIDENT AND/OR CASE)
1. I _______________________, the undersigned female partner
(herein referred to as the "screwee"), about to enjoy sexual intercourse
with _______________ (hereafter referred to as the "screwer"), certify as follows:
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic substance(s).
3. THAT the aforementioned screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the screwee, has no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and I do not care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full and 'delicious' satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance, the capacity and willingness for further participation as soon as time permits.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that:
10.1 I contract a sexual disease
10.2 I fall pregnant
10.3. I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED THIS _______ DAY OF (MONTH)____________
(YEAR) ___________ AT ___________________
Signature of screwee : ___________________
Date of birth : ___________________
Date of conduct : ___________________