What???,Jokes

Hey peeps
I am having bloggers block

When i first discovered facebook
i wasnt impressed..

i re-discovered it recently
and i have to not go to facebook till it's about an hour to go home
its sooooooooooo addictive

which brings me to my other addictions
icecream,movies,music,blogging,novels

i wonder if i deserve my earnings??

*wink*

ok so i am rambling.......

ENJOY


A new monk arrives at the monastery.
He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand.
He notices, however, that they are copying from copies,
not the original manuscripts.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this.
He points out that if there were an error in the first copy,
that error would be continued in all of the other copies.

The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for
centuries, but you make a good point, my son.
" So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to
check it against the original.

Hours go by and nobody sees him. So, one of the monks
goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from
the back of the cellar, and finds the old monk leaning over one
of the original books crying.

He asks the old monk what's wrong, and in a choked voice comes
the reply..."The word is 'celebrate.'"





A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like
his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign reading, “BEST DEALS.”

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign reading, “LOWEST PRICES.”

The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read: “MAIN ENTRANCE.”


have a fabulous weekend u all
i plan too