Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Memory Loss,Cakes,Phones,Lack of use

So scientists have discovered that women have some sort of memory loss when *pregnant*
so when anyone u know is preggers and seems forgetfull..................
aiint her fault
blame the foetus!!!!!!!!!

about cakes...
www.bakersworldcakes.com
they deliver free if u book a cake worth 3500 and more
ehm ehm
i need a cake ooooooooo
*wink*



Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not?!!

Type *#06# on your mobile phone and the-International Mobile Equipment
Identity (IMEI) number appears.

Check the 7th and 8th digits.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 th 8 th 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
Phone serial no. x x x x x x x x x x x x


CLUES

1. IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was assembled
in the Emirates which is very Bad quality

2. IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that means it was
manufactured in Germany which is not bad

3. IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it's manufactured
in Finland which is Good

4. IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that means it was manufactured in
original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ...

5. IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that means it was assembled in
Azerbaijan which is very poor quality and potentially very dangerous to your
health!!

SO WHEN NEXT YOU GO OUT TO BUY A HANDSET, YOU KNOW WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR




Lack of use
A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away! “And he replied:” Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, “but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.
He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,'"Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

4 comments:

miss hotbody said...

hehehe!

Nice joke.

and they say I have a dirty mind

miss hotbody said...

hehehe!

Nice joke.

and they say I have a dirty mind

Rayo said...

LMAO!! Clever joke!

ibiluv said...

sh@miss hotbody...me?my mind is clean ooooooo....*wink*

@rayo....i aim to please