Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Memory Loss,Cakes,Phones,Lack of use

So scientists have discovered that women have some sort of memory loss when *pregnant*
so when anyone u know is preggers and seems forgetfull..................
aiint her fault
blame the foetus!!!!!!!!!

about cakes...
they deliver free if u book a cake worth 3500 and more
ehm ehm
i need a cake ooooooooo

Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not?!!

Type *#06# on your mobile phone and the-International Mobile Equipment
Identity (IMEI) number appears.

Check the 7th and 8th digits.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 th 8 th 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
Phone serial no. x x x x x x x x x x x x


1. IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was assembled
in the Emirates which is very Bad quality

2. IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that means it was
manufactured in Germany which is not bad

3. IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it's manufactured
in Finland which is Good

4. IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that means it was manufactured in
original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ...

5. IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that means it was assembled in
Azerbaijan which is very poor quality and potentially very dangerous to your


Lack of use
A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away! “And he replied:” Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, “but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.
He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,'"Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'


miss hotbody said...


Nice joke.

and they say I have a dirty mind

miss hotbody said...


Nice joke.

and they say I have a dirty mind

Rayo said...

LMAO!! Clever joke!

ibiluv said...

sh@miss mind is clean ooooooo....*wink*

@rayo....i aim to please