Monday, February 18, 2008

Facebook,Grammar,Jokes

...........and Laspapi had to burst my bubble
Some addictions are a phase(even i know dat)
while i will never loose my addictions for
all things sweet(blame my incurable sweetooth for that)
I have been cured of my facebook addiction
not cos of laspapi's comment
even though this post makes it seem so..........
but......cos i think someone at work has decided
Ibi shall no longer have mins to spare for facebook
but i shall always find tyme to blog&do my rounds


I have a serious problem with people who have a problem with their tenses
while i understand that for such people it may
have started as a result of going to the wrong primary schools(not their fault)
what irks me is.........
*when they get older-y do they still have a problem&^%$#@*(&%#
i just cant stand it
anyone above 10 who goes
did u saw him?
should be SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there's this guy who is trying...........
he's been sending mails,sms
then he calls and goes
did u saw him?
i think he needs to b shot
i have deleted his number
i have no plans to foster further friendship
or whatever he had in his little miind
with a person who cant have a conversation
with my 4yr old niece without me having heart palpitations






A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the female blonde driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener

5 comments:

Sha said...

muhahahhah DID U SAW HIM...
LMAO

ibiluv said...

@sha......yea can u just imagine the horror of the grammar...bless u babes

Adekunle Shobowale said...

Bad grammar sets my teeth on edge.What makes me lose it tho' is the "H" factor. "Ai Kunle i will call you when i get to the Hailand"
WTF????

Unmodern said...

I met a great guy once , and thsi was teh only reason why I just couldnt be with him . He kept mixing the damn tenses up. And me I kept correcting him ...hwo often will I keep doing that ?...abeg I just fashied

ibiluv said...

@adekunle shobowale........i totally feeeeellllll u....

@unmodern.........cant stick a guy who has a problem with his tenses....i just CANNOT.....