Latecomer?Bus ride,The Miser,Impossible Situations

So i should get to work at 745am
I usually make it there anytyme from 750-810am
does that make me a latecomer?
no one is complaining though..........




OK in the bus today this chic was harrasing the driver about waiting at *every* bustop for passengers
i wonder-will he take an half empty bus to the island so u wont b late to work?
if u wanted to get to work on tyme...u leave home at the right tyme
not so?




There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it."






Impossible Situations
These are some situations that seem illogical but actually possible. This type of puzzle is the subset of Situation Puzzle or sometimes known as Lateral Thinking Puzzle.

How can these situations be possible?
One day a girl celebrated her birthday. Two days later, her older twin brother celebrated his.

Each of the two persons is standing behind the other one.

A father and his son were in a car accident. The father was dead on impact. The son was severely injured and rushed to the hospital. However, the surgeon refused to operate on the injured boy, saying "I can't operate on him, he's my son!"

A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year but they were not twins.

A person was born on December, but her birthday is always in the summer.

Alan was 27 years old the day before yesterday. Next year he will be 30.

Two people are talking on the phone long distance. One is in an East Coast state of the United States, the other is in a West Coast state of the United States. The first asks the other, "What time is it?" He hears the answer and says, "That's
funny. It's the same time here!" Neither one of them were mistaken about the time.

I have 2 windows in the front of my house. Each window is square, 4 feet high and 4 feet wide. But one window is twice as large as the other.

A man leaves home one night and drives over a mile to meet a friend for a drink. When the man arrives home, the clock shows a time only five minutes later than when he left.

Three large people try to crowd under one small umbrella, but nobody gets wet.

A man has twelve toothpicks in front of him. He takes one away, and now he has nine in front of him.

Two nurses are going to a hospital. One of them is the mother of the other's daughter.

A woman has five children and half of them are boys.

Two sons and two fathers go fishing. They each catch one fish. The total number of fish they caught was only 3.

A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts, to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen.


Answers
Their mother gave birth while in a boat that was going to cross the International Date Line on a non-leap year. The boy,the older twin, was born early on March 1st. Then the boat crossed the International Date Line, and the girl was born on
February 28th. In a leap year, the younger twin celebrates her birthday two days before her older bother.

They are standing back-to-back

The surgeon is the boy's mother.

They are two of a triple/quadruple...

She was born in Australia.

Alan was born on December 31st, and today is January 1st.

One is in Eastern Oregon (Mountain time); the other in Western Florida (Central time), and the phone call takes place on daylight-savings-time changeover day at 1:30am.

The smaller window is tilted 45 degrees to make a diamond shape. It measures 4 feet horizontally and vertically from corner to opposite corner, while the larger window measures 4 feet along each side.

The man left his house just before the clocks were set back 1 hour for daylight savings time in the fall. His wife set the clock to show the correct time.

It is not raining.

The remaining 11 toothpicks were arranged to spell the word NINE.

They are a couple, a husband and wife.

She has all boys.

It is a grandfather, a father, and a son. The father is a son to the grandfather, and a father to the son.

The child was born before 1776.