I got what i wanted
remember i said it didn't matter where it came from
i was willing to perch
My boss got all the ladies at work a cake
so i got a cake
I wish u all a day that will gladden ur heart
and make u warm all over
have a happy happy val's day
One day a man tried to get a job with a great company.
He passed every test with flying colors,
but during the final interview,
the CEO told him that his constant blinking
would bother customers.
"I can fix that with some aspirin.
I'll just take some and be better in a second.
" So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls
condom after condom out until he finds the aspirin.
He takes it and his blinking goes away.
The CEO says, "We don't approve of womanizing!"
The guy says "Oh, no!
Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist
for aspirin while you’re winking?"