Friday, February 8, 2008

Joke,Val cake,My Mantra,Love is...

An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front porch,

reflecting on her long life,when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appeared

in front of her and informed her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

POOF! Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

POOF! She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

"Ooh can you change him into a handsome prince and make him my husband?" she asks.

POOF! There, before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone she could

possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten.

With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters

across the porch and whispers in her ear:

"Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered."

Ok so i am valess(i don't have a val)
but i've developed a craving for a *val* cake
so i dropped not so subtle hints to my pal's boyfriend
that she will appreciate a cake for val
(along wit whatever else he wanted to give her)
thing is..........i will get to eat some
i know so-she cant finish it all by herself
she will need help and i will be there(i am salivating)
i just hope he gets the hint*wink*

God may not answer you when u want but he is always on time

love is many's varied,
one thing it is not and can never b is unsure

it's true dat most times we cant help those most close to us
either in part cos we don't know which part to give
or the part we have to give is not wanted
and that is why it's so that those we live wit and should know...........elude us
but we can still love them..........
we can love completely without complete understanding

Have a fabulous weekend
see ya all Mon


laspapi said...

I'll be your val. How are you doing? Great blog.

Freaksho said...

where do you get these jokes from??
another wunnerful post, keep them coming!

ibiluv said...

@laspapi....*blush*thanks*wink**wink*.please remember the cake...

@freaksho....i aim to please...wont tell...