RAIN

I turn around and hear the wind

it sounds angry i think

i need a drink of water

i roll over and there it is

my faithful bedside bottle i change every night

i take several gulps

he turns..



hey..

hey i said

smells like rain he said

yea...



i finish the water and snuggle into his arms

thinking to catch some sleep

i did doze off..

not sure how long i had been asleep but i felt feather light kisses against my thigh

i stretch but i dont open my eyes

he continues then starts to lightly touch my nipples

i wriggle

he moves up and clamps a nipple with his warm mouth

i groan...

Help Reni

https://www.gofundme.com/Pls-help-Reni-out

Hey...

At some point I was locked out

i got a hi from Toinlicious and I came here and well i am no longer locked out

its been aeons

not sure I still have my mojo

imma check and be back.....soon

The Balcony

I love balcony's
my earliest memories of them
Gramps and i sitting on chairs
swatting at mosquitoes
talking about any and everything



Em has a balcony
and there were no quitos
(an endearing name for mosquitoes)




we were laughing at something he said
i giggled then slapped his thigh softly

he caught my hand and stroked it
i smiled, licked my lips and
........our lips fused

the kiss was .......bliss
i opened my eyes and said
Em, people can see
he smiled and said
spend the night with me




the breeze is cool against my skin
i'm sated...
i cant remember what we ate, neither do i recall what we drank

i however can recall every touch,
how his skin felt when I slid my hands across his back

how his beard tickled my thigh

wide grin

i love balcony's

Empire

so coookie got a lil sumthin sumthin
wink wink
17 yrs is too damn long





he hit me up on lync-what you doing at work?
deadlines, hon i replied.

same here...
i'll be done in an hour he said


i'll be done in 2 i said


was saving my work
then i heard the doors open


a wide grin spread across my face
i thought you said you would be done in an hour?

i decided to wait for you-he said

i smiled and said

i'm horny....

thought you had a man he said

hes not here, is he? i asked

i get up and slide into his arms
i steer him into the meeting room-its d room u can see the doors from

i'm wet
hez hard
protection on and i straddle him...

Power

Seen the series?
Power
its nice shey?
the story line is fab, aiint it?
Omari's body is a work of art
that man can arch my back anyday
still not sure if its the series i love or the sex scenes



...long slow kisses...
my heart smiles when i feel him shudder



he doesn't state it much
i'm cumming...
i can feel him cum
but i love it best when he screams my name
well maybe not a scream
a growl..wink wink



i get a kick from seeing someone on the dining table or the couch
and knowing what we did/plan to do to the poor furniture
if only the inanimate objects in this home could speak
people wouldn't bother to visit us

I like me some him

He's cute

he's not cute like a kid but i do believe i'm older than he is

i seem to be older than everyone these days

well age has never bothered me

will it bother him?



He's light skinned

first time I've ever drooled over a light skinned dude

my tastes seems to be changing...



He's a great talker

I've always been that girl that loves to hear a man talk

i'm talkative so i don't need a man that will talk my ear off

i just mean a man who can hold a conversation intelligently

someone who can pronounce his words properly...

i do love a rich baritone but anything in between will suffice

just not a girly squeak...




He must like me too

he smiles when i bat my eyes at him,

he smiles when the timber of my voice goes down an octave when we talk



He gives another girl his attention

is that to keep me at arm's length or to get me to show my claws?



He has a gut

i like all of him

we can slide our guts over sweat drenched skin all day and night....



Father forgive me....

Vacay

lazy days...

movies, series....blissssss

eating on cue and pill popping

Lagos state and PHCN have put a damper on my days though...cos electricity and water have been scarce...

but the good news is...

my stitches itch........yay

Addicted........

Trying to suggestively tease someone by stroking their stomach and making them flinch uncontrollably because it turns out, rather than making them want to orgasm wildly, you’re putting them through sheer hell with your relentless tickling.


how y'all doing?
everyone staying safe?
ebola tinz?

so weird 

such a fast acting virus

i'm addicted to haribo
the happy cola type

my mates are addicted to caffeine or tobacco
i was addicted to caffeine a few years ago-broke it off when i triggered an ulcer attack
a baddddddddd one

so since then-I've kept my addictions simple
now all i have to worry about is pile or diabetes
sigh


oh and by the way
i may be a sex fiend but i'm not addicted to sex

need to see my dentist
i need an s&p
a refill and an extraction
all 3 procedures-same day

then no work for the 3 days it will take my gum to heal

need a vacay.....

i'll be back.....

Hey y'all

its been so easy to not come here

weird isn't it?

also everyone seems to have disappeared from blogsville

or is it just me?

i'll be back in a week

take care peeps...........

Happy New Year

its been 4 months.....how u all been?

i'm fabulous.....grateful for and loving life

glad about the way life is treating me
always hoping for better ....reaching out to better



so mum thinks, i should attend owanbe parties more

for some weird reason, that is where the husbands are: in her books

i have the best time when i'm wearing loose fitting tee and shorts

getting glammed up is so tiring....

parties aiint just my forte................owanbe or otherwise...

i have not stopped renewing my couch potato membership




flirting is fun aiint it?
weda said dude is forbidden or acceptable
just as fantasies are fun
weda we get to act them out or not




Dee got me a couple of books last year
richest man in babylon and rich dad poor dad which was fun to re-read
i must admit i spend money a whole lot faster than i make it
so it was his way of schooling me to get me out of owing my bank
i've been schooled but i still love my credit card....


thing is: him getting me those books reminded me i used to love reading
well its so easy to browse the net and just indulge in whatever is online these days
so i've gone back to walking into a bookshop, picking a book
taking my time-so it doesnt interfere with sex,work, home, exams
then getting another.....
someone suggested kindle...me thinks...maybe for my birthday.....


one weird thing about me
when i get mad...really mad...i can almost feel my blood boil
(cos i'm part wary i dont allow myself become hypertensive like my mum's siblings)
and cos the holy book praises those who control their anger
and cos i wont say sorry for things i say-so i never speak when i'm angry

i give you the evil eye, and walk away then i take a 20-30 minute stroll to calm down

even at work-same thing-i walk away

then when i'm calmer....we can talk.....

i dont allow myself get this angry often....
anyone who knows me knows when she gets mad-then its on




p:s-i'm opinionated
so if its a friendly argument-i'll argue till i get to a point....
then i'll say
that is ur opinion and u are entitled to it
and this is my opinion and i'm entitled to it
and thats that.
and no matter what you do or say after that
you shall not get a word from me on the matter.


ciao

NA WA O

IBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where you carry waka?
my people............. me sef I taya
I dey this gidi o
dey chase money up and down

how I for do?

life is good... we dey pray make e better
work is aiight...that can always be better too
sex is fabulous as always
my family is good...mum just keeps getting old people's illnesses


one day she's cold
another day-her chest hurts
next its her knee
then you always have to tell her again and again something you already told her
if I didn't know any better I would think she has pregnancy brain

its worse for me cos Dee has it too...pregnancy brain

I tell him something in the morning and by afternoon he's calling to ask me about it

all I can do is roll my eyes and wonder why my partner and my mum are growing old on me at the same time






its okay to talk to family isn't it?
my issue is I've always been a bad gossip-I'm also a terrible liar
I always always tell gossipee what we gossipers gossiped about in her/his absence




so the gossip got to me so I told gossipee what we had gossiped about without naming names
well she's has taken a stance and everyone concerned believes there's anger in the reaction
I on the other hand couldn't  care less
cos she did as we wanted/expected
weda the reaction was borne out of anger or of realisation doesn't affect my orgasm later tonight


Dee thinks I should  have held my piece
I told him she's family-she can agree or disagree or disagree to agree
after all that is said and done
it takes a village to raise a child
and we the village have spoken





gonna do my blog rounds now

cant say if I'll be back here tomorrow or next month or in another 8 months
but I'll be back

toodles..................

titbits and a post to say bye bye to June

would be nice if I could fuck in an elevator

I never wanna try out a threesome-I'm not that wanton-and I don't wanna share

Dee we really should get naughty in a movie theatre one of these days-too bad naija cinemas don't show x rated movies-then we could go all out-yes dear I'll wear a short dress with no panties-but other peeps would wonder why I need to sit on your lap you know-wink

will sex ever get boring?- I hope not....

can I have a kid readymade at 5?.well, kids are a handful at age 0-5.....

I need a raise

gonna have to do an early post in July or 2 posts in August...........Ramadhan

why am I getting bald?...Dee says shave your hair off....he says it'll make me look younger....I'm not willing it take d risk...being growing my hair since I was born...see how long it is...if I cut it??? what will happen???

it rained ALL day in Lagos today....or was it just my hood???

I really hate people that beat about the bush

R.... I really didn't appreciate your feedback, you came off as you were trying to save face-you shouldn't have bothered...I don't really like you and its obvious the feeling is mutual...lets stay civil....we are after all only colleagues...we don't need to be friends

what is cracking the maid up on tv???

did kim really name her daughter north? and I cant believe how quiet her twitter handle has being since the birth of donda....















I used to be the girl who didn't have le petit mort with every sexual experience
I've had pretty amazing sex, earth shattering love making but it would not always culminate into an orgasm
I surfed the net and found women like me
sex was great-fun-fabulous but orgasms were few and far between

I've had previous lovers say their egos were smashed
and I've had to assure and reassure-I had mad fun-you made my world shake
please ignore the fact I didn't cum
its just me
that is the way I am wired

I don't cum as much as other women do
I would totally enjoy the sex but trying to achieve an orgasm would just make the sex mundane

so lets just have mad fun and ignore the fact that an orgasm didn't/wont happen for me

until Dee
he is some kinda sexual genius
he makes me CUM EVERY FUCKING TIME

not sure how he does it
not even sure its cos I love him cos its been dis way since before I fell in love

I remember an ex who could make me climax with a look
some other guy whose voice drove me mad and who.....I'll NEVER  forget that day and those O's
I've had some pretty amazing O's............just not from coitus

so my friend says he (Dee)is the one
he(friend) says marry him(Dee) before he slips outta your finger

I'm not worried

I don't worry about marriage and kids the way other people seem to

kids will happen when I want them to
I'll go off the pill and slowly get my eggs fertile again
and if that fails
I'll adopt
shrug


as for marriage.............
some day....I'll be ready

Belated May

I really have no excuses for may

i'm truly sorry peeps

I'll make up for it

so for some reason I'm not worked up about bba the chase

y'all know how I like my reality shows

I guess its because naija performed badly last year

ola and his pal went out too early and I refuse to speak ill of the dead




all I see is dem peeps should watch out for selly

dat girl is there for the moolah

as for stupid betty

continue enjoying yaself

I'm no hypocrite

I love sex

but I'm fabulously discreet

I've had my fair share of fuck-buddies ...one night stands and whatnots

so when a babe goes in to the big brother house and has sex with some random dude from another country she may never see again......

I know its entertainment for us

but I do have a problem with it cos its on camera for every one to assume or see

I'm a tad traditional about that

she may fuck every dude in the house so long as there is no proof.......wink

but when u go under the sheets.....we can all conclude girl....







so I know someone who tends to drop off her kid at her mum's on Sunday with the maid then picks up the tot Friday evenings

he's a handful

first and foremost---my issues is her mum is older hence handling a toddler is way more tiring for her-my opinion
and why drop him off for 5 days and nights a week?
she lives 10mins away from her mom

i think its bullshit
but if her mom is okay with it and cant/wont complain
dats fine

but i don't think its healthy that her kid is away from her 5nights a week

he's your kid -don't matter how much of a handful he is
he is your responsibility not your mum's

my two pence






ok I started this post before betty was evicted

seems shenanigans under the sheets aren't what its about

she and beau are both out

good riddance






oh and by the way-still on bba
selly has had her share of shenanigans under the sheets
is it just me or just nando just ignore her now???





did I ever tell you about the massive crush I used to have on banky w?

had a fling with some dude about that time and he could never make me cum

didn't matter what he did-I had to minister to myself to get off

I know I wasn't really into him

why did I have a physical relationship with him y'all are asking???

sometimes I get horny and my vibrator just doesn't cut it and if I'm not in a relationship I can get myself a fling

but I was soooooo into banky then

dude used to say -please think of him (banky) so you will cum

at least for once-it will be nice to have you (ibi) cum while I (dude)  am pumping away

needless to say -the fling fizzled away

dude still professes how I was the best thing between his sheets

but all I remember was some guy pumping away and me making a lotta noise just to get him to feel good about himself and cum and roll off me


mwah y'all




oh by the way I'm listening to R & BW as I type this
still love him
he's so fucking fine
but I've actually never fantasized about him
my fantasies are about Dee and Idris Elba

I've seen him walk past me (banky w) a couple of times at concerts and whatnots
and on every occasion I froze in my tracks
couldn't even work up a hello can I take a picture?

I like him
love his music
but I prefer to like/love him from he doesn't know Ibi exists land...................wink

April

So in the spirit of a post a month

i'm here

how have you all been?


Dee has been lethargic all week
i say take your vitamins every morning

he says... will it work?

i say ...just try... and in a week if you still yawn after every sentence

we'll both know you are pregnant

we both lolled at that




i love kids even though i can only keep up with them for a couple of minutes
they soon tire me out and i need a chair to strap them in or a play pen to drop them into

i most definitely love kids who do enjoy their own company



sometimes i wonder how i'll cope when i eventually bring forth mine
then i remind myself

i'll have a live-in nanny and if my kid is anything like me...they will be pretty easy to manage

i wanna believe that mom wasnt trying to be patronising when she said i was a pretty easy child

so whew...looking forward to birthing children who shall stress me not...



everyone keeps reminding me
nectar is going sour.have them kids now

help me ask them if they will assist me with baby food,clothes,diapers,cost of a nanny...college fees etc


truth be told..i'm not emotionally and financially ready for a child...emphasis on emotionally

so i'll have a live-in nanny....where did i state: i wont be a hands-on mum?




as for being a fabulous wife that slaves in the kitchen?

i dont even like to eat

Dee tends to say.. i wanna eat ... then i'll say...lets go to the kitchen...i'll keep you company

does it matter who does what?

we eat and thats that

when ever he leaves it to me to decide when my body needs nourishment?

i end up not eating anything

well cos i tend to say

i'm not hungry Dee


so i snack on an apple, some grapes, maybe a mango...or some ice cream and tobleron
or some grilled chicken and french fires

He always says whatever happened to eba or amala or beans or rice or whatever

so...i'll say well if you are making it,i'll keep you company and we'll eat together

oh well...its great to be in love with a man who doesnt care who has what role






the rains are here
i hate the rains


always a chore to get to anywhere

bad water clogged roads
traffic dat drains the life blood outta you

oh dear

i cant wait for it all to end






i truly enjoy getting older
allows me to get away with a lotta crap
i tend to wave my birth certificate in people's noses

at my age...i'm entitled to a life
by my rules

especially cos i'm dependent on noone

i also enjoy being selfish half of the time

marriage and children will make me selfless

so i wanna enjoy my selfish years for as long as i can

truth be told

my parents did a bad job of the whole shingdig...i guess its one of the reasons i dont care for the institution


i guess...someday.....someone will change my mind and i'll be ready for the journey

until then......i love me alone..... a lot


p:s...i love you Dee.....





see y'all in May

March

Hey Peeps

so i wonder... am i planning to stick to a post a month?
i did not set out to do this
but it will be regular wont it?
instead of a post every 7 months.......

So february was aiight
vals day was fun
lots of laffs at work

dry tables
full tables
cakes...gifts...flowers...

i thorougly enjoyed darey's concert
i didnt go cos of kimmy
i watch her enuff on e!!!

a lot of peeps were disappointed by her 30 second hello
i couldnt care less....

Dare...that was fabulous...my opinion....




My gifts?
thoughtful.....

my thank you?

earth-shattering.....

wink wink wink




you guys ever noticed how...if you savour the sex and dont fall over the cliff when you get the need to....
the orgasm is so much better when you eventually let yourself fall?


So boyf hates it when i say sex
he prefers to use the term love making

i could say fuck

really makes no difference

all i know is its fucking great......wide grin...chuckling...giggling....laffing





friend of mine has been searching for the fruit of the womb for about 5 years
says his wife is not letting them shag no more
she is disappointed in the whole process

i guess i can try to understand where she is coming from
but there are needs other than procreation for sex aiint it?


we whey never marry sha dey oil our engines
what is it with wifes who dont feel the need to oil theirs?



you lie in a bed beside a warm body every night...dont ya?
i totally get it...........noone does *it* every night
but married couples.......especially those without kids yet
since i know kids can tire you the fuck out...sometimes....there is not enuff energy in the body to get it up....

biko explain it to me
precious dick beside you and you dont feel the need to ride it?

and if you have ever wondered about my fav position... i just spilled

ibi loves to ride........yeehaw


i'll be back to tell una why we do it
after i marry
that is if i find myself in that rut


i'm not shy about taking what i want
if i'm ready to go and boyf is snoring

i wake him up with a bj and ride him till i'm spent
he can go back to sleep after that


so when i marry
if i go for months without sex and i truly dont feel the need to fuck

i'll come back here to yarn una




erm for those of you who may be wondering why i have this great sex life and i havent said anything about marriage
i can not tell you when i will marry yet because my oga at the top may change it.....lol


that clip is fucking hilarious

everytime i watch it ............it cracks me up

mwah peeps

i'll be back in April or i may surprise myself and be back before march fades...........

February

hey Peeps

so its february again
peeps be getting all hot and bothered
what will i get for him ?
what will i get from him?

do i spend a little or a lot?

do i cook him a meal?
send him a meal?
take him out to dinner?

oh well......

i only know

soon it will be feb 15th and peace will reign again

if its any consolation

most people dont have aids on world's aids day

so if you are val-less on valentine's day?

life will go on......

look out for them concerts though,who knows a lonely soul may be lurking

erm but please watch out for murderers,rapists,thugs,thieves...they are out their lurking too







always sad to hear when fab teams break up
the whizkid saga

but alas

change is the only constant thing in life

Ibi in 2013

hey peeps

so we all make new year resolutions?


i never do


but Jan 2012 i set one goal for Ibi

just one

really proud of me....

i sucessfully achieved it



2012 was a good year




i have decided to set just one goal for 2013

i'll let you all know in a year if i sucessfully achieve it






as for my mum---she needs a son in law...good thing is, she has learnt he will come...patience..His time is never late

my friends---they need for Ibi to own a car...my money never complete,na by force?...my old truck showed me...and i refuse to buy a car i can only drive with the aid of a throw pillow

my father---he probably needs to get his wife pregnant...oh by the way,i oddly have no hard feelings towards the newly weds...i just dont feel the need to be friendly with his model(na so he talk am-i married a model)...she's 5 yrs older than Ibi-definitely too young to be my stepmum,she's my father's wife-plain and simple...anyone that knows her should advice her..the only children of my father who wish to enjoy her motherhood are the ones she'll bear him...QED







i dont pay for sex

fab news dat you wont pay for it

personally i dont think there should be an exchange of money for sex

you are horny,he is horny...fuck him,let him fuck you and dat is dat






my cousin's take...is with regards married boos

you are married...your pussy dey house

what is wrong with it?

is it loose,cold,worn out,is the baby's head blocking the vaginal canal?

please explain to me why you wont pay me to fuck me na?



as you come my house come carry me say make we go catch up over drinks
come carry me go suites say make you massage me....

help me ask him

did i complain of weary muscles?
did he become a masseur in the couple of months we lost touch?




Ubongda and i were gisting and he has requested i tell her that asking for money wont put every guy off

she loled and said so far it has been foolproof




Ibi's take?

there is always an underlying reason to why men cheat

his wife has changed or he married the wrong woman.....akuko
she doesnt watch porn with him no more
she doesnt give head no more
she is away a lot
she is tired a lot
she wont try new things with him
she spends way too much money
she isnt bringing up the kids the way he wants
she doesnt have a good handle on her staff-domestic or otherwise
she exasperates him
she dis
she dat



he always goes back home to her

if he is not afraid of his wife...good for you

wife number 2 title awaits you or at least you are a kept woman: a mistress

if he is scared of his wife....you are OYO









Rita Dominic-i loved you in The meeting

i hated the concept of you in streets of calabar


Phoneswap.....i loved every minute of it



Dr Bello?....isaiah-why did you come to naija for such a silly script?


A wish....some good laffs....and sometimes i just wanted to bitchslap Umoh and Kemi's father







I lift my glass to you all...to a year filled with the Good Lord's unending blessings and mercy...

Wowza!!!!

So i've been away how many months?
i've lost count meself





Ibiluv turned 5 on the 31st of May
and for some reason i was too lazy to come here to celebrate



then i turned 34 on the 7th of October
and was too lazy to come here as well.......



i forgot about sex for the month of ramadhan

i've since remembered sex, but i dont have gist about any sexcapades......

Ibi!!!!!!!!!!! where is your mojo??????





My closest pal felt the need to let her hair down a couple of weeks ago and we
hooked up with some pals whilst dancing

after everyone was kinda spent on the dance floor

we went off to a strip joint

we had her younger bro and his babe in our entourage

the girl froze in her tracks and must have begged every angel in heaven to get her outta there

she gave us.....my pal and i, an attitude the next day

and her boyf came to say she was mighty angry she had to experience that and she assumed our male friends who took us along had dishonourable intentions

i laughed so hard cos i couldnt understand how going to a strip joint with pals had anything to do with honourable or dishonourable intentions





i dont need a man to lead me on a merry go round if he wants sum

same as i wont go on a merry go round with anyone if i want sum




reminds me how it was drummed into my ears growing up that you can never pick up a boyf or future hubby at a club

i'm not so sure i agree with that analogy

i hardly do any picking up at the club anyways

its just crazy that if i dump a guy in the friend zone.......there shall he stay

but if a guy find himself in the too hawt to resist zone....its hard to get him outta there




so for every ex whom i never succumbed to.........

its either of two things

you hurt me real bad

or

sex with you?????

...i dont feel the need to relive



cant relive it cos you are off limits

or cant relive it cos current beau does a better job than you ever did....wink





so is it wrong to hang out with a married pal?
say a group of friends share a meal and sweat (dancing)

seeing that he's leaving the club and heading home to his wife
i have no qualms about sharing sweat with a married pal
but if you think i was dancing too close????

no be me bring ur man come club o

and if you are married to him and you dont have kids below 10
but you let him go clubbing alone.....no comment

we will dance close to him o
and we will grind against him with our assets sef

dont worry..........

we are only getting him hot and bothered enuff to come home to give you a little sumthing sumthing.........



mwah y'all

Ibi is back!!!!!!!!!!!

reality shows.....grandmas....3 wishes

Anyone who comes here


knows i love my reality tv shows


Sad Joshua didn't win idol but i loved the finale
2 hours of fabulous singing


i'm looking forward to a Joshua/Fantasia duet
a Josh album
a Skylar album
a Jessica album


please don't disappoint me people......





Ice and Coco?
love them


Khloe and Lamar?
love them


Bachelorette/bachelor
wont be caught dead watching it













BBA7


i miss Ola and Chris


Now that maneta and zainab are in upville
i no longer watch downville



Goldie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE COME HOME

stop disgracing me

woman talk to you
instead make you reply
you go cry

man talk to you
instead make you reply
you go cry

parry dey house

instead make you dance

you go gum body for prezzo side


you dey gum body for him side
when he touch you
you go dey do like virgin




abegggiiiiiiiiiiiii

PLEASE come back home to make music

i met you briefly at champagne conversations and i was glad i did

as of now
you dey fall my hand

please nominate yourself and come home

abeg

because the girl in your videos and the wimp in bba are 2 different people

my colleague says you went into the house to find a husband

since you have found him

please come home

bikoooooooooooooooo












a pal of mine recently got married
she insists she needs help
she wants her mum around

in my place...........its the mother in law that gets to stay

hubby has told his mum to stay away-he thinks both mums don't need to stay

she on the other hand has re-invited her mother to stay

i say she is being stupid

cos if you ask me...its not like she needs help

she is just being lazy and doesn't yet understand that she is married

she wants her mum around her

i love my mum but i wont want her hovering around when i have a baby-my mama is too busy/funky to hover sef

she can go live with my brother(s)

and if my mother in law turns out to be like my friend's
i would love her for dat

pop in for a day or 2 to help
disappear for 4 days to a week.........rather than have her over 24/7 for my 3 months maternity leave

i said my piece when everyone did
which led to both mothers leaving

now dat she has re-invited her mother

i wont say a word

abegggiiiiiiiiiiiiii-before dey will ask me-wetin my own?
as i never marry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









i need a genie-3 wishes

i need a wardrobe change

i need a holiday

i need for my new boss to be offered a job at Chevron