Friday, August 1, 2008

Tease II.............

Forgive me peeps,work's been mad......but today is fri........

I could never do what bumight is doing-put meself out like that-i have this crazy
habit of being honest......

its bad enuff that i spill here about stuff i shouldn't be telling u all(lol).....
but thats stuff i wanna share but bumight takes the prize.......*shaking in my heels*.....

So T(Guy in tease).........we had this great companionship and after a while
he asked that we become *an item*.........

so i am thinking.....yea i like thee....but a guy who smokes,drinks,gets
high,still affiliates with sum *stupid ish* he did in sch....was not my idea of a
guy i could end up falling in love with.......(when u start to go steady-this
happens......no?......well sometymes.....

I always said us being an item wasnt gonna happen......he must have really liked
me or he just really wanted to tap that ass cos he kept at it.......

.........we would hook up regularly as friends......sometimes we would get up to all sorts......except penetration........i would help him get off though.....*wink*.....for me foreplay was the coolest ish...once i could get off....
i saw no need to have coitus.....

also dude has the longest phallus I had ever seen(then)....i plead the fifth-thou shall not ask me(a lady) how many had i seen then or now for that matter......just trust me when i say-even then i had seen quite a few........*wink*.......

.....truth be told-i was kinda scared........

6 months later-many make up sessions,dry humps,blowjobs,finger fucks,nipple and
boob massaging,licking,groping,suckjobs later-i was still afraid of taking *him* in.......

then it happened
I WAS MAD HORNY.........

fortunately or unfortunately-he called on that fateful day and asked that we hook
up-i came up with sum bullshit excuse cos i knew-i wasnt gonna stop at foreplay...
..but i did think to pull an all nighter at his-then jettisioned the idea.....not cos i wanted to be banged all night but cos after a good session(no?) i get to cuddle up to someone-i've never owned teddies-what can they do for me?????

next thing i know -flatmate's guy lands -so we reach a compromise-u guys can do
it anyhow,anywhere till noon tom...just drive me to T's........

guy is elated...doesnt even bat an eyelid-an hours drive at 930pm-they decide
they will drop me off,hang out sumplace then head back to mine.........

so i call T -i am coming over.........-90points-i had to pay my cab fare(so
what??????he didnt know i got dropped off by flatmates dude)-i was still a corper then-he did say he was gonna refund it-he did +50points...only the exact amount -190points

got fired up to receive all 9inches of him?no?..............he asked me what i was expecting after seeing how tall he is..............

na so i shake teh fear comot......una whey don born-abeg sebi pickin head big pass
phallus????even if na 9inch sef.........LMAO!!!!!

we talked,he got me dinner-how sweet!!!!!!!

i fiddled with the food....settled down to a movie....+50points-comedy not porn...


its 1130-lets go to bed he says....

foreplay was great......he attempts and i open up........settled in to a rhythm-wasnt bad---then he did the unthinkable....turned me over for a doggy????me????dogggy^%$£^&**&&$$

........hated it-i always felt ashi-ish when i do the doggy(weird i am) dont ask y(me sef i no sabi)-anything else except 'that'.........only allowed him a few thrusts then ......we did other things.....

later we are spent.....i resting in his arms.....we talked,drifted asleep-after
i had made it clear i dont do the doggy---then he goes he loves it-he gets the
deepest penetration-and i am like-how much deeper does a 9 inch individual wanna go.............











A 70-year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”


The next day the 70-year-old man reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.


The doctor asked what happened and the man explains, “Well, doc, it’s like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”


The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?”


The old man replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn’t get the darn jar open!”

13 comments:

Shubby Doo said...

lmao...they tried with & without teeth. 9 incher...if say na thin one u 4 no fear so i'm saying u r brave. Shame he does the smoking, drinking, school ish things...careful with your heart.

ibiluv said...

@shubby doo.......oh babe.....my heart is safe....this was 4yrs ago!!!!!!!!!

Jaguda said...

one from the vault eh ibiluv....hows my sista doing? loved the post

ibiluv said...

@juaguda..........yea...from the vault!!!!!!!!!!..i aim to please.....

tunde said...

is there a tease III, plus we wud really like to know about the men in ur life now??

ibiluv said...

@tunde......no profile...no posts......yet u wan dey collect dividends of blogsville..........

men in life now?????
dem dey kampe!!!!!!!!!!!

Buttercup said...

im still kinda shocked that u dont dig the doggystyle..but yea...errone's diff, right?

lollllllll @ the joke!

ibiluv said...

@buttercup...........never did......still dont.....i know someone who doesnt get off on clitoral stimulation.....so u see we all are diferent!!!!!!!!!!

afetrall i dont have to like water but i drink loads cos its good for me!!!!!!!!MWAH

rethots said...

Hmmm, nicely written.

ibiluv said...

@rethots.........dats how I do.....*wink*........

Lady Koko said...

BUHAHAHHAHAHAHHA........OHHHHHHH IBILUV........I SERIOUSLY LOVE READING UR STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U CRACK A SISTA UP MEHNN!!!!!!!

Toluwa Lase said...

hilarious...tease III?

Toluwa Lase said...

hilarious...tease III?