Monday, August 4, 2008

LIQUOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liquor

my cuz&her boo were at mine over the weekend.....

he decided to get tipsy and finished a bottle of red wine
he wasnt drunk (so he said)me thinks he was tipsy at least
........cos he wasnt steady on his feet and he was
basket mouthing......

Mi Pa also does that,he takes a few bottles of
star&or wine and basketmouths......

always hated it......still hate it
what liquor makes u do or does to u


.....i've tried it.....why and how do people basketmouth????

t'was the end of my first yr in Uni-guy i was dating
was outta town-classmate of mine(lets calls her H)
had a permanent basket mouth for a boyfriend(lets call him T)
the guy was high 24hrs a day-he was also into *stupid ish*........

so i got bad grades-was looking for a way out-someone should
have told me all i needed to do was retake those exams...
no....i was told all i needed to do was see sum dude...
so we go see him(I,T&H) and he says see me after school(alone)....
(i should have suspected shey???

i did but i wanted to see this thru...

i go after school and he says we need to get to sum dude's place....
i was just looking for a way outta telling mum i failed 2 courses o

he goes to a bar....takes a few bottles.....
stout...persuades me to take a few...
(i remember i used to take a few sips of mi Pa's pink lady at age 9
.......i could probably control my alcohol...so i end up taking
2small bottles(i stupid abi)...i know......

we head out...........only to go to another bar...
shouldnt i have know this was not normal???

he took a few more...i took two more small bottles
....(i be champion......4small stout bottles=2big stout bottles)...
then we head on to dudes place......turned out to be his home....

i follow am reach dia....sparsely furnished room...i am tired and
starting to think mi glasses are getting weak...so dude says be comfortable
...i sit on his bed...the only available piece of furniture....

he then proceeds to touch me...i swear every ounce of liquour
.....zapped out of my system....i told him in the calmest voice i could muster

IF YOU TOUCH ME........I WILL WOOZE YOU!!!!!!!!......

he says but they(H&T) said u have a boyfriend......
so what if i have????even if i was boffing my boyf
must i boff u too?(i really wasnt boffing boyf then)

now i see why we had to get high....i thought we were going to see
sum dude who was gonna help with my scores.....
thingy was.....a script was suppossed to surface like an assignment
someone forgot to add up to my final score sheet.........

well i aiint that high......when u get to school tom....pls fail me in the other courses..........i walked out,got a cab to my hostel
and sleep the liquor away......


i learnt my lesson.....

apparently not........
wait till u read part two......

23 comments:

Afrobabe said...

Woza....firstttttttttttttttttt!!!

Jaguda said...

dammmmn afro..u are quick. thinking it was gonna be moi. cant wait for part deux...laughing at u still having clear eye when u had shacked 2 big stout!

Enigma said...

Honourably 3rd!

ROTFLMAO!!! IF YOU TOUCH ME, I WILL WOOZE YOU! As tiny are you were?

The lessons of life!

ShonaVixen said...

4thh..cant wait for part 2!!dont make us wait too long o

Duchess said...

5th...good...will try harder next time.....

ibidarling...so you've bin stealing popsie's drink since age 9...hmmm daddy mus hear this o....lol.

part 2 pls....

N.I.M.M.O said...

.... And we wait...

AlooFar said...

Part two pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase.

Buttercup said...

nawa o....thank God u stood up to him...so na so alcohol dey zap out of system?? lol...waitin for the 2nd part..

theicequeen said...

lmao! e good oh! if youtosh me, i go land you one..hehehe..i have no respect for people that misbehave after drinkin, its so sad ehn! i know a group of people, and after drinkin, as in i'm talkin up to 7 bottles of beer between 4 and 11..they are tipsy quite all right, but you'll never know,cuz they aten't talkin rubbish and bouncin off the walls..them kind of people, i respect!

been MIA dahlin..missed out on a couple of posts :(..and you no miss me sef..mchu

Shubby Doo said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...'IF YOU TOUCH ME........I WILL WOOZE YOU!!!!!!!!......'

hahahahaha

Queen of My Castle said...

I am sooo hanging on to the edge of my seat for part two. LOL

Free-flowing Florida said...

kai, kai. d bobo na mumu o. he went 2 booze u up so u can relax 4 him. now, u no gree boff am, & now em money don go b dat! eh ya

waiting 4 part 2

Aphrodite said...

lmao...
Ibiluv, you dey craze o,lol...

Glad the guy wasnt the violent type sha. You for pay for the 4 bottles of small stout abi you think say na free before,lol...

Afrobabe said...

Hahhahahahaha..I have had my own horrible experiences with alchohol and failing most of my courses in 100 level..

Chari said...

part two ke?

na wa for u this babe...dem never tell u say shayo na bastard?

LG said...

lollll@ ...4small stout bottles=2big stout bottles
u be real 'yampion'
afro u too????

FineBoy Agbero said...

Shayo na bastard o.
Dat guy no know say "U can't catch an old birdie with chaff!"

But u sef, u sabi drink awoof drink! Haba! 4 bottles!

teediva said...

na wa o...is this for real? oya where is part 2?

kay-shawn said...

I think its a shame if you wait for a girl to be intoxicated in order to sleep with her. It actually called rape.

kay-shawn said...

I think its a shame if you wait for a girl to be intoxicated in order to sleep with her. It actually called rape.

ibiluv said...

@sis......for u only..........

@jaguda.....mi papa na shayo..werrin u expect....

@enigma.........ever heard of small but mighty????

@shona vixen......soon dearie soon.......

@duchess.....na mi papa whey dey give mi una suppose blame......

@n.i.m.m.o..........it ends fri.........

@aloofar.....coming up fri..........

@buttercup........kai....i never *chop* before....dat was not my idea of first tyme.......

@theicequeen.....missed u dear.....no mind me......i know people like that too.......

@shubby doo.......the man wan try me.........*wink*.........


@queen of my castle........babe wait ends fri.......

@fff..no mind am....yeye.........

@aphrodite.........violent??????he get neighbours.....so unless i cooperate them for castrate am........

@sis.........we aiint sisters for nurrin...........*wink*....

@chari........i need to experience am now.......

@lg..i try abi???????....lol

@fineboyagbero......no mind the yey.....he for just yarn me jeje say he wan boff.....maybe i for gree make he carry number one..........GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!

@teediva........na true ooooooo...comeback fri morn.......

@kayshawn......he no know say i can handle my Liquor......*wink*.......

badderchic said...

And so we do wait.

ibiluv said...

@badderchic...wait don end!!!!!!!!