Its morning....i am awake...........my fone rings
cousin says meet up with me at her designers.....for a fitting
she was getting married 3weeks later......
i am chilling-next thing i know...........sum dude steps in
at first i am like.....ok
T's flatmate probably..........
well seeing T has someone in his bed.....dude will notice....and walk out........
he moves closer to the bed so i raise mi head and go hi-u want anything....
he didnt apologise for the intrusion
he just leaves&^%%$#@*(&%
......T wakes up a while later and lights up....i am sure as hell never gonna
get used to this ish.........
so i tell him what his flatmate did........
he says oh....he is a doc......
i am thinking what the fuck*&^%$^$
so what if he is a medical doc
does that give him the right to walk in and check my organs??????
maybe he would have if i was fast asleep
docs can be perverts though
T waves it off.........
i am fuming..........tell him off and he just keeps blowing out clouds of smoke at me
its not like i expected him to go beat up the dude
but is it just me-or when ur flatmate has someone over......u give a wide berth
and if the babe u just shagged kicks her heels in about stuff
even if u aiint gonna do shit-u make it seem like u will
got up.......i needed to get to the designers anyways
took a shower all the tyme watching out for *a doc*
T drops me off at the designers and apologises asked to see the finished
product of the outfit...........
i said ok
just maybe u will get to see a pic
and as i waved him off
i just knew.......
he is never gonna get a whiff of this anymore...........
after all......the earth didnt stand still
water was lukewarm.........neither HOT nor COLD.........
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would
like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient
man and asks how old he is.
“I’m 90 years old,” he says.
“Ninety!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?”
“Oh, sorry,” says the old man, “how much do I owe you?”
A dimwitted blonde bombshell walks into an airplane and sits in the
first-class section. Upon sitting down a stewardess asks to see her
boarding pass and informs her that she only has a coach ticket.
The blonde says, “I’m a cute looking blonde and I’m flying first class.”
The stewardess replies that she only has a coach seat to Atlanta. The
blonde then retorts, “I’m a cute blonde and I’m flying first class.”
Just then the captain happened by and asked what was happening. The
blonde tells him, “I’m a cute blonde and I’m flying first class to
The captain thinks about it for a moment and whispers something in her
ear. The blonde immediately gets up and jumps into a seat in the coach
Puzzled, the stewardess asks the captain what he said to get her to move
”It was simple,” he replied, “I told her that first class isn’t going to
A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day,
proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it.
“That will be $6.35,” he told his female customer.
“That really is a little too small,” said the woman. “Don’t you have
Hesitating, but thinking fast, the clerk returned the chicken to the
refrigerator, paused a moment, then took it out again. “This one,”
he said faintly, “will be $6.65.”
The woman paused for a moment, then made her decision. “I know what,”
she said, “I’ll take both of them!”
Great Weekend to u all..........MWAH........