Friday, August 1, 2008

Second post!!!!!!!!!

Its morning....i am awake...........my fone rings
cousin says meet up with me at her designers.....for a fitting
she was getting married 3weeks later......

i am chilling-next thing i know...........sum dude steps in
at first i am like.....ok
T's flatmate probably..........
well seeing T has someone in his bed.....dude will notice....and walk out........
shuo...
he moves closer to the bed so i raise mi head and go hi-u want anything....
he didnt apologise for the intrusion
he just leaves&^%%$#@*(&%

......T wakes up a while later and lights up....i am sure as hell never gonna
get used to this ish.........

so i tell him what his flatmate did........

he says oh....he is a doc......

i am thinking what the fuck*&^%$^$
so what if he is a medical doc
does that give him the right to walk in and check my organs??????
maybe he would have if i was fast asleep

docs can be perverts though
T waves it off.........

i am fuming..........tell him off and he just keeps blowing out clouds of smoke at me

its not like i expected him to go beat up the dude
but is it just me-or when ur flatmate has someone over......u give a wide berth

and if the babe u just shagged kicks her heels in about stuff
even if u aiint gonna do shit-u make it seem like u will

got up.......i needed to get to the designers anyways
took a shower all the tyme watching out for *a doc*

T drops me off at the designers and apologises asked to see the finished
product of the outfit...........

i said ok
just maybe u will get to see a pic

and as i waved him off
i just knew.......

he is never gonna get a whiff of this anymore...........
after all......the earth didnt stand still

water was lukewarm.........neither HOT nor COLD.........





Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would
like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient
man and asks how old he is.

“I’m 90 years old,” he says.

“Ninety!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?”

“Oh, sorry,” says the old man, “how much do I owe you?”






A dimwitted blonde bombshell walks into an airplane and sits in the
first-class section. Upon sitting down a stewardess asks to see her
boarding pass and informs her that she only has a coach ticket.

The blonde says, “I’m a cute looking blonde and I’m flying first class.”

The stewardess replies that she only has a coach seat to Atlanta. The
blonde then retorts, “I’m a cute blonde and I’m flying first class.”

Just then the captain happened by and asked what was happening. The
blonde tells him, “I’m a cute blonde and I’m flying first class to
Atlanta.”

The captain thinks about it for a moment and whispers something in her
ear. The blonde immediately gets up and jumps into a seat in the coach
cabin.

Puzzled, the stewardess asks the captain what he said to get her to move
so fast.

”It was simple,” he replied, “I told her that first class isn’t going to
Atlanta.”









A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day,
proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it.

“That will be $6.35,” he told his female customer.

“That really is a little too small,” said the woman. “Don’t you have
anything larger?”

Hesitating, but thinking fast, the clerk returned the chicken to the
refrigerator, paused a moment, then took it out again. “This one,”
he said faintly, “will be $6.65.”

The woman paused for a moment, then made her decision. “I know what,”
she said, “I’ll take both of them!”


Great Weekend to u all..........MWAH........

13 comments:

Shubby Doo said...

2 posts in one day...*claps*...mehn u get energy...TGIF!

Shubby Doo said...

I never got used 2 the smoke of an ex. Not surprised @ T...did u ever find out what the doc wanted? Apart from finding u captivating so much so as 2 want 2 take a closer look, why come in2 the room in the 1st place.

naijalines said...

Some guys just have no backbone. If someone's sort of 'perving' on you ('in your face' version of peeping tom) the least you'd expect is that he'd be livid.

fantasy queen said...

wtf did doc want? proof that T really had a girl in his bed? thats some creepy sturves

those jokes...where do u get them from?

doll said...

the fellow was quite rude sha...i mean...the least he would have said is sorry but then maybe you staying over inconveniences him and that was his way of letting you know...

LMAO @ he is a dr...so...?WtF?

Afrobabe said...

lukwarm water..lmao...ok...that was mean but I would have done the same...he should have asked the guy to apologise...

Afrobabe said...

and what did T mean by he is a Dr??? so F--ing what???

Mz. Dee said...

A doctor ke??
D guy na native doctor abi professional doctor??
HISS!

geishasong said...

hey- geisha's moved!
click to find me :)

Invisible said...

Maybe doc has always heard about you and he wanted to come see who you were.
Or maybe doc wanted to come and see if you needed medical attention (from 9 inches) :-)

ibiluv said...

@shubby doo....i dey try make up for silence....

lets say doc didnt know T had sumone over...he should have stepped away soon as he saw another head....smoke me too..never can get used to it....

guess dude just wanted to see who the babe be!!!!!

@naijalines.....both of them....i so wanted to give a thump in the head.......

@fantasy queen.....Doc wanted another nude body to work with???i have no idea .....jokes?...trade secret!!!!!!!!

@doll....Doc was crazy...T was just too laid back about the whole ish.....

@afrobabe.....yea sis...if the earth had moved......i could have forgiven him anything but since it didnt....he wasnt worth it.....

....i guess that means he is used to nude women*&^%$.........

@mz.dee.....hospital doc!!!!

@geishasong...hi.....

@invisible.....lmao...maybe....9inches...truth be told.....i just dubbed it that!!!!....i never did put a ruler to it........*wink*......

Buttercup said...

lol....i just dey enjoy ur posts shaaaaa..

ibiluv said...

@buttercup....at ur service dear!!!!!!!!!