Sunday, August 17, 2008

IRATE IBILUV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Went to see my aunt yesterday-decided to
share mi pics with my cousin-my pal was headed my way
to hook up with her phallus so she
was hurrying me up.....so i let my cousin have a
field day with my flash............

only pictures abi???

idiot copied all my files

saw her trying to do more than pictures
said she wanted my raunchy file too
didnt mind sharing cos i know all my personal
raunchy pictures are on my laptop which doesnt leave my room
and is passworded berra than fort knox........

BUT i should have monitored the transfer
cos all she did was delete all
my files from my flash......

pictures,documents(personal&work related),blog notes
i wasnt here(blogville) last week so i used the weekend
to write posts enuff for 2 weeks now she has them all.........

annoying thing is she wants me to come get it.......
she is so lucky i live 60mins away......didnt find out
till i was winding down last night-if it wasnt that late
i would have gone right back to hers......

whatever happened to her sending it all back via mail?????

she has come up with every stupid reason imaginable
why she cant send it back via mail*&&^%$£%^**

she must have been born stupid cos all she had to do
if she wanted to snoop was copy
not delete from my flash...........

i would have been none the wiser she had all my info...............

........the secretive idiot-she never spills-but likes
to hear it all-i am a chatterbox-so i've learnt-staying
away from people keeps me from spilling-if i dont get my files
via mail by COB today MONDAY the 18th August-i'm leaving work
at the dot of 5pm(dont care what my boss says) and i'll head to
hers-idiot has papers in school(MBA)tues so i pray she wont
go reading at some friends place and wont be home.............

even if she aiint home -i'm staying till she surfaces cos
i want to retrieve my files-hopefuly she hasnt deleted
them from her laptop in the bid to send them to me via email...........

.......i'll strip her laptop and flash clean
of all that concerns me-not unless she saves them on her desktop at work
-which will crash(yes o-i have hidden talents)-
nosey parker-all i agreed to share was pics(family and funny stuff)
but idiot took it all-invasion of privacy is what she's done


ps:met Enigma....dark,goodlooking,dimpled,talks nice..........
i'm a sucker for any guy that has all 4 traits but dude IS engaged,i've got *cough* and i didnt agree to hook up
just so i could dig me claws in....a cute laff he says i have
if only he knows only in the prescence
of blokes or when i'm on the phone with a bloke is my laff cute.......)

you need to see me lafffing at oshodi or mushin...
na correct mad laff i dey potray..........lol

catch u all....work willing tom...u people should
pray my cousin has not deleted my files-cos first
no more blogs this week,second-i will be in jail for
killing my cousin(i just might).........all this bcos
she wanted to copy my raunchy picture file......
amebo copied scratch that deleted my files........

I AM MAD.............
STARK RAVING MAD........
FURIOUS...........
IRATE...........


I hate it that she snooped like that......

I am also mad at my pal who because
she wanted to go meet her poro
hurried me up so i didnt supervise the transfer
well i was having dinner so i needed to concentrate
on the chicken wing in my hand whilst 'bolo'
was having a field day with my flash and cocksucker
was blaring her horn.............

both of them i have no love for this minute.......
work had berra be an improvement-i need some cheering up.........
else...i'm gonna be snapping off heads today........
boss inclusive.........

i'm also mad cos poro loving friend got sum
while i didnt and never lacking poro cousin has all my files............

i cant sleep.....its 2:45am and i have to be up at 4:30am
poro loving pal is picking me up at 5:30....
headed to work together we are(her poro is driving).........
3rd mainland brouhaha...........i'm falling promptly
asleep soon as i get into the car.....i dont wanna hear
any mush mush in my ears all the way from my hood to cms
..........let him be my 'driver' tomorrow morning.......


mad is what i am(thats y i cant sleep)
raving...........mad hatter MAD!&^%!%$%^&^%

replies to the comments on my previous post dey among deleted flash documents....might retrieve them by tomorrow or put up new ones......

eventually only got an hour of sleep
ina berra mood this morning.......
poro loving pal and her phallus didnt pick me up.....
suits me fyne..........

i'm in a berra mood this morn.......love my peeps at work
moreover i'm thankful to BABA LOKE He has given me anoda day!!!!!!!!!

later u all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23 comments:

Afrobabe said...

Firssssssssssssssssssssstttt,....

yep yep, cant touch this...

Charie said...

lol...first without a comment is no first at all....

pffft!!!!


anywhoo ibiluv take am easy oo...jeje laye o...but that ur cuz sef dey craze o amebo oshi

doll said...

abi o 2nd.... LOL. sorry bout ur friend. so does she know u r blogging?

Afrobabe said...

Lmao..hate to be her when you catch up with her..
Can understand how she deleted them though, u see..when u copy it asks if it should delete originals and if u are stealing something in a great hurry you usually don’t take time to read exactly what it says…

Hmmm so enigma is cute…so what if he is engaged….ok ladies daggers down, I will back off slowly


Charie, stop player hating..I am still firsttt...lol

Afrobabe said...

Is it my fault that I am a slow reader???

Mz. Dee said...

everytym i fink dis post is about to end, u continue typin!! grr.

lmao at dis ur cuzin...

make i go prepare the bail money o...

so enigma hot like dis?? chey.. even badderchic talk am!

i must to meet o!

Invisible said...

You met my brother!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah with the dimples and crap, lol. Did I mention that I used to sit under the archi tree also ;-)

Ok, to your blog, sorry I digressed,. She probably cut and pasted so technically, she didn't delete your files. But I support you in repaying her, lol.

Hint: GE II is now playing.

Jayjazzy said...

Hey u ! no vex ehn i hope i made top ten.

miz-cynic said...

WHR HV U BEEN?-MY ONE AND ONLY COMMENTATATOR, AND I CAN FEEL HOT SMOKE COMING OUT FRM UR EARS LIKE THOSE CARTOONS, SORI EHN, WE SEF DEY SOLIDARISE WITH U IN BIFFING HER, WHTS WRONG WITH ALL THIS BLOGSVILLE PEEPS SEF WEY NO WAN GIVE ME A BREAK AND READ MY BLOG, MUST I BEG, WHT HAPPENED TO "AINT TO BROTHERLINESS OR IS IT SISTERLINESS"

Nigerican said...

ok oh... cam down my dear.Chei , i understand tho that's invasion of privacy... maybe u shud strip her own computer clean...but i bet u her sturvs are not as juicy as yours.Just 4give her abeg.

Shubby Doo said...

Pele...have you calmed down yet?

COB today MONDAY the 18th August-i'm leaving work
at the dot of 5pm(dont care what my boss says)...did you have to go? are your file intact?!

Enigma is engaged...i need to re-vist his blog...i thought it was just girlfriend...and cute 2!!!

@afro why are you minding charie...he does the same thing too

@charie - release afro abeg

geisha.song. said...

reading you makes my head spin!! it's like trying to follow a rollercoaster with my eyes. lol.
hope u get ur stuff back- i know how you feel!!

Toluwa Lase said...

DAMN, i would not want to be in your way when you are pissed!

hope ur files are intact sha, and u av retireved them...

Am glad IRATE Ibiluv was feeling a lot better in d morning...

Funms said...

deep breath......... ur cuz is something else

Free-flowing Florida said...

eh ya. not over-vex sha. am sure she ddnt delete dem on purpose. she probably didn't know daz wot she was doing. good 2 know u r feeling better now. have a great day

Jarrai said...

Ha!!! This your cousin sef..
Like afro said...wouldn't want to be her right now..Hope u get your files back intact

Esmeralda said...

Twinny! pele darl, ma binu too much o ehn, "afraid is catching" me on behalf of ur cousin o. today is 19th, is she still alive?

how u been? that's apart from being... err... horny and irate? *winks*

cute, cute Enigma? so why are all the cute ones always taken? mcheeew

hope u get laid soon.

badderchic said...

This your cousin ehn! anyways lesson learnt

DONT GIVE HER YOUR FLASH AGAIN! lol

sha concentrate on getting ur files back thats most important.

then Enigma, he is not thaaaaat cute, remove 2 a's lol, he is thaaat cute. lol

enjoi.

Lady Koko said...

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! U MET MY ENIGGGGGGGMAAAAAAAAA..AND I HEAR BADDER CHIC TOOO???????? and he is thaaaat cute ehn????????? INTERESTING INFO!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL....ahh yes he is indeed engaged....i for don......lolololololol.....

HMMMMMM THIS YOUR CUZZ MEHNNN!!!!!!!! WAIT!!!!! WOT THE HELL DID SHE NEED UR "raunchy" PICS FILES FOR OOOOOO....i rest my case!!!!!
p.s: smileeeeeee for meeeee beyyybeyyyyyyy.........
em.....so enigma yea.......OK !! OK!!! I'LL LEAVE THAT SIDE!!!!
P.P.S: OH YEAAAAAA I GAT A "CUTE" LAUGH TOO....WHEN I TALK TO BOYS...erm..men?? lol XOXO
P.P.P.S: i wonder wot a day in ur mind wud be like ....VERY OCCUPIED....am intrigued tho!
p.p.p.p.s: damnnnnnnnnnn this is a whole post oo..lol xoxo

ibiluv said...

@sis......reserved for u men...........

@charie..........u cant touch my sis...amebo osi????......lol

@doll..........if she reads the blog notes.......she fit guess.....

@sis......she stupid????she no go school???which kain yey hurry be dat????........yea he's cute but off limits........

@sis...........no mind them jo........

@mz dee........u sef like to ogle berra thing.......

@invisible..........yes i did.........if she repasted...how cum my flash is empty????

@jayjazzy.....u try..........

@miz-cynic.......sumtymes girl...its hard keeping up with blog rounds that even if them read them fit no get tyme to comment..no worry e go berra..........

@nigerican..........she too dry.........

@shuby doo........i have dearie......mwah.......

@geisha song......i didnt sadly........

@toluwalase...........peeps at work were great..........

@funms.......she craze!!!!!!!!!!!

@fff........she be bolo.....

@jarrai........i lost them.........

@twinny.....her mama save am......no b all......ur own dey d palms......wink

@badderchic.......well e don pass.........

@lady koko..........kai....my mind......just full of how to boff..........wink

Esmeralda said...

lol, the palms ke? i hope they are having sales on him right now o.lol

ibiluv said...

he's free not on sale at all..........

Nine said...

Mess not with Ib's stuff!Lol.