KNEADING 1..........

....So i got to surulere 7:28pm
my Aunt was in the living room
i too respect the woman oooooo
na ma mama elder sis
she no gree me kill her only daughter


cousin's laptop has a virus
on my flash or hers.........files no show


on her laptop e dey show
so i practically formatted her laptop
as well as her flash


if it is on her desktop at work
.........it will crash.........


i am flash files-less

mad that i lost office related documents i had on it
can always retrive it though.......

pics and sturvs???
will start a new library

never will i let her touch my stuff again
....never...........

poro luving friend called to apologise
she agrees its partly her fault
cos of her hurry..........


bottom line-i will survive








............4years ago......
i was actively participating in a youth oriented organisation
late night meetings were our speciality........

i was a member of everything
usually holding down exec positions


i had two meetings that night

first meeting was scheduled to hold in my room
9pm-10pm we agreeed........
second meeting was scheduled for 10pm
and would probably last till dawn..........

first meeting in progress......i was cold
i owned this big wrapper.......used it to cover my legs/feet...

dude sitting beside me decided he was also cold
wrapper was big enuff for two
moreover na leg i wan cover........had on a red shorts.........

a few minutes later his hand lands on my lap.....
i dont flinch.............

.......i'm taking minutes..........

a few miniutes later he gets bolder...
i allow his hands to caress.......

.......whilst still ignoring his ministrations......

he moves up...........not even a sigh from me........

...i'm scribbilng so i can later transcribe....

he finds me panties......starts to play with my lips
........i bend down to scratch non itchy feet........
he gains more access...........

..........i hear him gulp.......

.........i'm scribbilng...........

he gets bolder.........
one finger makes an attempt.........
i move closer to edge of the bed......

.....more access...he goes in.....scribbling

he's drooling...........

...........if anyone else in that room noticed .....
they didnt bat an eyelid.........

........he has a field day...........


meeting ends......i usher everyone out........
need to prepare my notes for the next meeting......


he hesitates at the door........

come back after the meeting-i say.......


Does it matter i am 5 years older??????..........
i figured dude needs to practice......

I needed to freshen up.......




......my ex was in the building......
i had bigger fish to fry............**wink**



ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!

At a local college dance, a guy from America
asked the girl from Sweden to dance.


While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze,
and says, “In America, we call this a hug.”


She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.”


A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek,
and says, “In America, we call this a kiss.”


She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.”


Toward the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later,
he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to
have sex with her, and says,
“In America, we call this a grass sandwich.”


She says, “Yaaah in Sveden,
we call it a grass sandwich too,
but we usually put more meat in it.”







Three women were sitting around talking
about their sex lives.

The first said, “I think my husband’s like
a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten
years perfecting his stroke.”


The second woman said, “My husband’s like the
winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into
bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps.”


The third woman was silent until she was asked,
“Tell us about your husband.”


She thought for a moment and said,
“My husband’s like an Olympic sprinter.”


“How so?”


“He’s got his time down to under 11 seconds.”