I TOLD HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A pal had just lost her mum
at the party to celebrate her life
i saw this dark guy-quite dark-i was intriguied
asked my pal-who is he?
a family friend she said
i kept stealing glances till he noticed
then i stared at him
i could see he was wondering who be dis babe???


hours later he swaggers to our table
not a Denzel swagger but close.....he goes- hi Ibi
i like guys that do their homework,i had also done mine
so i am like hey people meet J-my future husband
for the life of me i had no idea why i said that
but once i had said it-it felt right


dude was taken aback......i just smiled at him
hours later when the last guests had gone and we were done cleaning
i got up to go to bed-he corners me and says
did u mean what u said?he asked?
so i asked him-are u in a relationship now?
no he said
i said yea,i meant it
he goes-are u asking me out?
i said yea!!!!!


Pal & I were scheduled to go back to Uni 2weeks later
we found tyme to hang out and he kept saying he would
*show me pepper*...........
guys who talk like that-CANT DO WACK!!!!!!!!!!
i didnt know that then-i hadnt been wit any one wack
but then i hadnt been with anyone who had promised me pepper
i should have known-not so????


but then again,was that the way to find a husband???
i liked what i saw and i figured if it worked
i would have had my 3 kids now...........lol


J visits me in Uni 6 months later but before
then he would call every other night-no mobiles in naija then
by then i was sooooo ready to discover his brand of pepper........
when he visited he wanted us to spend the weekend together
but insisted on going to his place which was a 2hr drive
i had no issues with that but we werent gonna get any cabs to take us
he refused so i packed my stuff and we set out


tired and dusty an hour later we were back in my room
i sang------i told u so
we showered,had dinner and settled in


the kisses were good not great
i decided to leave him be
it may get better.........not so?


his touch was ok but not terrific
dude was so spoiling my Denzel fantasy
then the do.....


it was wack.......
he groped,prodded and did the whole slam bang thing...
i pushed him away after a while
i needed to pee i said


went to my pal's room and spent the rest of the night in bliss
in the morning i could sense his anger
i ignored it.....
made him breakfast which he refused
we got ready and set off for his place


his dad's country home(abi na village home)
hadnt been lived in in a while
so first we had to clean,sweep,dust
we took a shower
went to town to get something to eat
he stopped by a drugstore to replenish his cd ration
i was wondering if he had had lessons i didnt know about
cos i didnt know what the cd's were for?????


...........a while later
when his kisses started geting intense
i told him not to repeat the shit he tried yesterday
he looks at me and goes...........
is it cos he didnt blow his top at me leaving
him with blue balls???
u were performing rubbish so i decided to sleep i said
i was not having my vagina battered..........


dont do the bang bang bang i said
first thrust-slow...........
touch,feel,kiss i said
u can pick up pace later....change rhythm............
ok he says
obviously a bad student
so i let him hammer at me a while
he wasnt doing anything for me
and i wasnt lubricated
i wasnt about to have a sore vagina in the morn
stop i said-let me give you fellatio
no he says
he wont give or take oral sex(selfish ass!!!!!)


roll over and sleep i said
u are a lousy fuck
what do u mean????? he said
exactly what i said!!!!!!!!!!
A LOUSY LAY.....
GO LEARN HOW TO FUCK THEN CALL ME WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN SCHOOLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


watch movies or hook up with a courtesan
watch the kama sutra or something
when u get better
give me a call


i roll over
ignore his black ass and fell promptly asleep


back to school the next day-he dared to
suggest one for the road
i say no-i aiint about to subject meself
to that shit...........
i get to school and tell my pal-
ur family friend is a lousy fuck
i am definitely not letting him near
my vagina till i feel he has improved........
how will u know he has improved she asked
i said if i let him stew a few months i
expect him to go get lessons somewhere or
mayb when he is more receptive to being schooled


i ignore his calls............
back to Lagos a month later
he finds out i am home,calls me and insults me for 45mins

i am listening without hearing the words
i let him rant and when he is spent,i engage the phone


next day i call him up and ask him to loose my number and address
i am no longer interested in what we have.........
he dares ask me why........


the sex was wack and you fight like a girl


he still calls occassionally
maybe he wants to show me his new skills.....
and to remind me
i wanted to marry him at one tyme
i shudder at the thought that i could have married
such a lousy fuck and a man that fights like a girl


thats the only tyme i was in the hands of a man
who didnt know how to make my animalistic tendencies surface


God has been good to me..............
HE has always sent me guys who are sensitive to my needs
and i theirs.........
while i have had ok sex
i have mostly always had earth shattering sex


ladies i pray thou shall not fall
into the hands of men who didnt have practise with their maids.............LMAO!!!!!!!!!