Monday, June 16, 2008

SEX............................

One of my favourite pastimes is sex
thinking about it
reading about it
talking about it

notice i made no mention of doing it
i do like to fuck and be fucked but
i dont need it like i need air

it can be fun just reminiscing about
or fantasising about it

*when his fingers are in me-uhmmmmmmmmm*
*he stayed down there so long i lost count how many tymes i came*
*he filled me up-i could feel him hitting
me belly button on the inside*

every person has a different style
some are aggressive
some are meek
some like the lights on
some like the lights off
quickies...
foreplay for hours.....
a 2 min man
a 30 min man

it dont matter really what he brings to the table
all that is important is that he is able to pleasure me

no offence guys
it doesnt take a lot to pleasure a man
with babes its different

no wonder mama always said
go the marriage bed undefiled
all u will ever know is ur husband
so whether he can do or not
u are fyne with it
moreover the do is for making babies aiint it????


i should have listened to her
cos i dont care how goodlooking a dude is
dont matter what his bank account reads
dont matter if he worships the ground i walk on
if he cant tap that ass,
make me see stars
make me loose all inhibitions
make his roommate/neighbours mad at my soundtrack.....lol
pleasure me(i promise to return the favour)
and hold me when we are spent..........


he should loose my number.............

30 comments:

Duchess said...

FIRST here!!!

i will be back

Duchess said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

i feel you girl,
the guy has got to have the keys...press the right buttons at the right time...hes got to know the koko....if he has all the bucks in the world with out this...then he can f**king go to hell. true talk!

Lady Koko said...

hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!1lololololololol...REALLY????? i dunno..i dont think i'll be too fussy on d sex....(maybe am just saying that oooo)
BUT IF THE DUDE HAD EVERYTHING ELSE ON MY LIST FOR DA PERFECT KINDA GENTLEMAN........(am talking da looks..money..banging personality..fam cool wiv me...the whole lot)
heck i'll marry him and fake the orgasms!!!!!!!!!!
p.s: I SEE YOU AND DUCHESS SHAKING UR HEAD..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...
P.P.S: AM PROLLY SAYING ALL THIS COS I DONT KNU IF FEELS LIKE TO BE DEEPLY PLEASURED....lolololololololololol!!!!!!!
p.p.p.s: xoxo

Enigma said...

Thats what im talking about! the great IBILUV speaks! i wish the 'lucky' guy the very best!

Sting said...

LOL... Preach sister!

LG said...

hehehehehehe she's at it again o
IB, wat inspired dis post?
do tell!!, has ur bro's girlfriend gone??

Smaragd said...

U've scared me now!

u see, my problem is i have been listening to mother, so i can only pray that the man i marry does IT right, else...

Ms. emmotions said...

yea gal,
totally feelin u,
wat more can a gal want anyways..lol

NikkiSab said...

U r so right...he gotta do it right.
@ Smarged - u r so sweet. thats real nice.

ablackjamesbond said...

lol.

A honest female.

I thnk people should be more open and honest abt sex. If your partner isnt good enuff, remember they can always learn, if they are not too proud to admit their shortcomings n that area. A lot of guys dont even know they r not up to par in that area. Too many faked orgasms, too many considerations...pple need to open up, offer to teach or ask for help, as the case may be.

Smaragd said...

i just musically tagged u darling!

and read up on my last two posts, u've been MIA!

Smaragd said...

*pouting*

Enigma said...

God bless 'ablackjamesbond' i remember when i was at uni, sounds silly but i had loads of mayes who didnt even know about female orgasm not to now mention the G spot!, they just assumed the sex was good cos the girl was making sounds!

Y'all cant just assume that men are supposed to know how to do it right!

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Funms said...

lol...... spread d word

Afrobabe said...

lmao...babe...you are a kindred soul..

I can think,talk,smell,read,write,draw sex all day long but doesn't mean I do it that much or need it to live....

Yep..mama was right...we all should have listened...Now we have over sabied the thing to the point of writing about men that have small and big things....lol

theicequeen said...

enHEN!! somebody holla one loud AMEN up in here!! lol..your words resonate ojare..if he cant tap that..then he cant have that mehn

lol..first time here and its like opening a package on christmas mornin and not being dissapointed..me LIKEY!!!! :D

Free-flowing Florida said...

i hear u, babe. but am glad i ddnt listen 2 my mama 4 dat matter (my mama no come kokoma tell me dat one sha - d babe correct o. hehehehehehehe). sex is good. i enjoy it. n a relationship, i don't mind if it's absent, so far it's 4 a good reason. but if it's present, den it'd damned be good.

b4 MM & i did it, i worried dat he might fuck up. cos i knew he wasn't into sex/women. but dez something someone told me, dat d sexual response is a natural instincts n humans. any1 who is willing can pick up as fast as they r willing. besides, i don't expect him 2 know n a month wot it took me years 2 learn, do i?

Charizard said...

@ duchesssssssssss....hmmnmmnn!!!!!!

U r ma twinnnnn and I can never disown u ever! we are one and the same I swear!


Ibiluv...
yes it doesnt take a lot to pleasure a guy but it takes a lot topleasure meeee...no offence ladies I am no ordinary dude...

word

koko...hmmn...I have been tellin to chill @ mine only one night...just one...no mouth making...you will not forget!

Charizard said...

@ duchesssssssssss....hmmnmmnn!!!!!!

U r ma twinnnnn and I can never disown u ever! we are one and the same I swear!


Ibiluv...
yes it doesnt take a lot to pleasure a guy but it takes a lot topleasure meeee...no offence ladies I am no ordinary dude...

word

koko...hmmn...I have been tellin to chill @ mine only one night...just one...no mouth making...you will not forget!

ibiluv said...

@duchess..........babe na cake i dey send ur way as first prize...wetin be that ya adiresi....

@ladykoko.....well if u havent ever had an orgasm,its easy to say..........but if u have been there u will curse every ass wipe that gets there(depends on how many lovers u eventually have) and wastes ur precious tyme.........

@enigma.......tell him ...tell him........ let him hear well.........lol.......


@sting......ok.......well,according to sex 907..........


@lg......babe....she's still in town....but his mama got transfered to PH......how convenient for them AND I.....so i have me flat to meself.......i just dey prepare myself.....cos i pity......*scheming seriously**.......lol


@smaragd.....listen well...we no suppose spoil at the same
tyme....and u dont miss what u have never had babe!!!!!!!!!!!!


@msemmotions......yes o....earth shattering orgasms thats what i live for..........


@nikkisab.......babe....explain to them.......*wink*.......


@ablackjamesbond..........i once told a guy.................check next post..........


@smaragd......na mountain for my table cause am but i don comment......no vex....omo ola.........ejire


@enigma......na ego problem...even when u tell some...........


@blogsvilleidol.....sending my song over RIGHT now.............

@afrobabe...sister....kai....i pity meself ...oversabi no good for that thing,if man no fit do na serious issue for me.......


@theicequeen..........abi???....i talk am well jare..........i aim to please dear............

@freeflowingflorida..........i quite agree with ya......anyone can learn...problem is sum guys just wont listen when u tell them stuff even as a knowledgeable female.............with every person.......its different...........but its all about pleasuring who u are with........so its fyne to talk about it,before,during or after so u have an idea what that person is about and set out to pleasure him/her....so even though your experience will come into play.........every person has different needs..........learn to tap into them and the sun shall shine.............like mtn...*oh jerry......now u gonna make me cry*..........

ibiluv said...

@charizard..........i did say everyone is different u just need to tap into the persons needs.........

AlooFar said...

Please my pastor must not know that i love this post ;)

ibiluv said...

@aloofar.........don't tell......he aiint psychic............

Smaragd said...

lol @ aloofar and twinny!

ibiluv said...

@smaragd............abi i put water for mouth??????...lol

Buttercup said...

hmmm true talk girl!

ibiluv said...

@buttercup..yea baabe....*wink*......

Jaguda said...

for real! definitely my type of lady. mmm mmmm mmmmm she knows what she wants to a T. well me too i like sex o. i like to give and receive pleasure

ibiluv said...

@jaguda......it sure is about giving and receiving.......afterall ..."give and it will come back to you full measure".........*wink*.....