Friday, June 20, 2008

TELL HIM............................

The whole fascination with sex started with mills and boon
i was allowed to start reading them (officially) in SS1...

my first encounter was at 19.....i had by then seen all
those movies we were once prohibited to see.......
I spit on your grave,Sliver,Basic Instinct,Jason's lyrics
i HATED and still HATE porn
its too animalistic for me


it was me first who told me i wasnt expected to just lie
there during the do............
so even though i had seen all those movies
it didnt prepare me for what was expected of me
just cos someone moans doesnt mean you are doing anything
for her/him
i wasnt even moaning sef........lol
apparently dude understood all the pleasure was on his part



after we started the do........the first two months
i didnt get what the hype was about
so i wasnt letting him have it like he wanted........lol
the first day was kinda bittersweet........
a little pain with the blood and a vagina that felt like
it was swollen
i had to make meself walk aiight when i left his flat
cos i wasnt having his roomates tease my life out


so he said i wasnt expected to just lie there.........
i asked..... what do you want me to do????
he said...get into it-feel it along with me.......
how????
........move your hips.........
when????
whilst i am thrusting.......
how????
lemme show you..........
and so we experimented with each others bodies


it wasnt about being kinky
it was about..........
when i lick u here.......does it feel good????
when i touch you here......does it feel aiight???
do you like it when i do this?
fast?
slow?

ANY woman can make a man hard just with a look
ANY woman can make a man cum if he gets his phallus into a
warm wet spot...............

but while sex is sex
earth shattering sex is HEADLINE news

lovemaking is special cos being in love with a person
makes every touch SPECIAL


so ladies
the guys are saying na we dey make them think say them
dey do what napoleon couldnt do............
abeg..............
if he is not doing it for you
don't just lie dia and moan only to fake an orgasm


TELL HIM...........

WETIN YOU DEY DO??????????????????

12 comments:

theicequeen said...

lmao! you know how to speak the truth oh..ive heard of girls that just lie there..i've never quite understood it...the thing no dey do them anyhow?? LOL!..but if he's THAT bad..youre right oh! ask am wetin he dey dooooo!!!

nice one!...oh, and im FIRST!!! yay!

Free-flowing Florida said...

'but while sex is sex; earth shattering sex is HEADLINE news ..... lovemaking is special cos being in love with a person makes every touch SPECIAL' .... i likey a lot

i admit, i've faked it. cos d get d bobo 2 finish him thing & free me joo

Smaragd said...

Twinny, u are on a roll my love!

keep it coming, u and FFF, i'm saving all these info for the rainy day! lol

but sha, even during kissing and making out, i speak my mind o!

Enigma said...

A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

enough said!

exschoolnerd said...

iv lways hated mills & boon novels...

have i faked it..hmmm..yes o!

Afrobabe said...

lmao...no be small thing oh...wettin you dey do??? I can imagine his errection deflating like a ballon...hahhahahah

Buttercup said...

lol...interestin...my 1st few times were also not the ish at all, also wondered wat the hype was about

NikkiSab said...

Me I no de hold mouth wen sth displeases me. I will find a good way to chat and tell anyone how sth affects me. In sex, i go tell o not as fight but as 2 adults talking. It works.

Smaragd said...

how was your weekend twinny?

i forgot to mention in my comment that i hate PORN as well! it's so animalistic!

oya come and reply our comments now...

mwah!

ibiluv said...

@theicequeen.........but babe you see no one knows it all......
if she doesnt get told she needs to do something na so she
go dey lie dia......

it also means the guy likes to shag corpses cos if she aiint moving how much fun is it for
him???????

send ur address.....cake for first commenters.....*wink*....


@freeflowingflorida........while i feel u .....i get the feeling you dont need to go thru such ordeals anymore...*wink*.......


@smaragd....its best to speak up....no guy is a mind reader....


@enigma..........i aim to please..........

@exschoolnerd........mills and boon were the ish in the 80's joooo
when them born u?????...*wink*........

no dey gree make person dey waste ur tyme like that joooooooo...

@afrobabe...na so sis...make he deflate make i sleep so
i can dream of better things....*wink*.......

@buttercup.....for most people i belive it was the same.........

@nikkisab....dats what i am talking about.....communication........


@smaragd.weekend was ok...yea it is,aiint it.........i just did....MWAH.....

Parakeet said...

Sex...I hated my first time...so much that i didnt have it again for two years. I would never forget that empty feeling I carried with me for so long...hmm.

I've never faked sex, if he doesn't like my response he shud pele!

ibiluv said...

@parakeet........well said.........