Friday, June 6, 2008

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love to strip when i need to do number two
i go in with a mag,novel,newspaper
and put on my radio/cd(at work my fone)

i love to be as unencumbered as possible
releasing poo can b disturbing

doing number two is a fifteen minute transaction for me
friends and family know that

at work its a different ball game
everyone can see u go into the loo
i try not to go at work
cos i cant do my strip fetish
and i try not to spend as much as 15mins
cos when u work in a dept where there are 4females 22males
u know u can be d butt of a joke


so at work.................
i go in with my make up bag like i need to do my makeup
guys understand u can spend hours doing make up
i then spritz the air every 20secs
i dont want anyone saying

oh the smell
moreover my Grandma says when ur poo smells real bad
u are eating good stuff

i do......so i mess up the air real bad when i go


oops i do need to go NOW

catch u all mon
have a splendid weekend u lot

now if u read this to the end
and u will be back here
obviously u love me
if u finished reading this and u wont be back



u no dey shit???????????????


LMAO

20 comments:

darkelcee said...

MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

cool kid!

lmao

Funms said...

lol...... i strip when doing number 2 sometimes and i can never go without a book, magazine or my phone

Afrobabe said...

yuckkkkkkk...you are so so disgusting...of course I dont do no 2...

Andy said...

Now that's so GROSS!

Enigma said...

CLAPPING!!!!!

Nice one! Yes we all do o, anyone ever experienced shot-putting?, early in the morning, the fresh air circulating...saying hello to your neighbour somewhere around?.. NYSC!!!

Sting said...

Christ woman!!! TMI!

Charizard said...

Ayagbele!

Parakeet said...

ROFL...I dont strip but I take my magazine or my laptop. Now why would they go and build your office like that with the loo where everyone can see. Not nice. Reminds me of the 3rd floor loo i my uni.

Nine said...

I so did not need to know that...

Smaragd said...

ewwwwwwwwwwww! u are def the stinker twin!lol. that said...

u shlda seen me last week, my farts were the bane of my friends' existence! stank to high heavens.

i take novels too, sumtyms my portable dvd player..., doing no 2 is serious business o.

Smaragd said...

and i'll be back, which means i love u right?

LG said...

buhahahahaha yeye gurl, abegi give us proper update joo, Ayagbele', LOL!!

Ms.cocoa brown said...

hahahahahah!!!!!!!!! MS.COCOA NO DEY SHIT OOOO....she excrets....
but really HATE shitting..its so uncomfortable for me cos i CANT DRINK WATER....(i suck on ice cubes at night as my h20 source lol)..MA BIG BRO ALWAYS SAYS, "YOU DONT KNU WHAT UR MISSING OUT ON....SHITTING IS SUCH A PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE"....
p.s: well good luck with this one..hehe..xoxo(make u no blast the wall oooo...abeg no kill ENIGMA for me ooo) lolololololol

Duchess said...

hunnnnnnnnnn......i can "hear" the smell....**StinkinG**

i will try to come back

....**stink fades**.....

i will defntly be back.


.....love yah

ibiluv said...

@darkelcee........bless u......

@funms.......soulmates we are......

@afrobabe.........sis...i am coming over...to the doc we go NOW.....

@andy......check the title of the post.......

@enigma.......i sooooo did shotput in sec school&three weeks of nysc...the bliss of fresh air when u release......

@sting........lol...

@charizard....i am still laughing.........

@parakeet........i have no idea why they did that........

@nine.........yea right.....*dripping sarcasm*........

@smaragd.....love u back hon......u wouldn't be my twinny if u didnt do the read in the loo thing.....i am so having a tv in MY loo......(dream casa).........

@lg...........naaaa i do it in the appropriate place only......

@mscocoabrown.......its pleasurable to go when u drink lotssssss of water.......it softens the poo..........

ibiluv said...

@duchess........MWAH....luv ya....with drummer air freshner i cant go wrong....*wink*..........

ablackjamesbond said...

ROTFLMAO...u r crazy!

ibiluv said...

@ablackjamesbond.......how did u discover my middle name???.........*wink*......

Buttercup said...

hahahaha....i take novels n mags wit me too..

ibiluv said...

@buttercup...just doesnt feel right without reading material......