GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love to strip when i need to do number two
i go in with a mag,novel,newspaper
and put on my radio/cd(at work my fone)

i love to be as unencumbered as possible
releasing poo can b disturbing

doing number two is a fifteen minute transaction for me
friends and family know that

at work its a different ball game
everyone can see u go into the loo
i try not to go at work
cos i cant do my strip fetish
and i try not to spend as much as 15mins
cos when u work in a dept where there are 4females 22males
u know u can be d butt of a joke


so at work.................
i go in with my make up bag like i need to do my makeup
guys understand u can spend hours doing make up
i then spritz the air every 20secs
i dont want anyone saying

oh the smell
moreover my Grandma says when ur poo smells real bad
u are eating good stuff

i do......so i mess up the air real bad when i go


oops i do need to go NOW

catch u all mon
have a splendid weekend u lot

now if u read this to the end
and u will be back here
obviously u love me
if u finished reading this and u wont be back



u no dey shit???????????????


LMAO