Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Cute Butt

There's this guy who was in my old office who is married
he says he couldn't ask me out whilst we worked together
cos he was afraid of me saying no
i def would have......now he keeps wanting to get with me
-yea he wants to boff........

while i like being in company of goodlooking men,
i prefer single guys-he's not bad to look at but
he's not the kind i usually swoon over.........
the way i see it-if he's single-anyone can get him(if u are trying)
but if he's married......what the fuck you doing with another woman's beau?

abeg....the guy should free me-he has introduced me to his wife
i wonder why he thinks i can boff him after meeting her

there's this guy with a cute butt,who is also a fan of Arsenal
like moi and he is a sight for sore eyes.....

we work together(new space)...different depts.....
while i've never done the office romance thing
i could,if i wanted-i mean i dated guys in the same uni????
so why not someone you work with?but i am really just content
with ogling his butt...moreover a relationship is a lot of work.....

i will have to give my itinerary,i will bother where he's being
sticking it if he doesnt keep appointments,i will fret
when he doesnt call,he will fret when i dont call....

i know a few people will read this and say...yea right....
but honestly......for those in love-i am pleased for you...

i've never had a bad breakup cos i wear glasses.....
I always see the writing on the wall and i know men are naturally polygamous...

i heard of a dude who actually told his wife of a year to get off him,he was tired of the same pussy...
after just a year of wedlock....that girl is in trouble......


while i know eventually i will commit to someone,i dont belive in fairy tales.......

Remember Jason's lyric....saw it again 2days ago and this caught at the romantic in me.........
i am not even gonna ask you on a date
i just wanna be where you are
if you are at the market, i wanna be on the same aisle
if at church,the same pew

awwwwwwwwwwwww

20 comments:

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

oh my, he told his wife what? After one year of marriage? God have mercy!

Some people have very romantic relationships and are really lovey dovey. I simply believe in being realistic. Love will wax and wane, respect, a fear of God and sharing common goals will get a couple through the tough times, if you ask me.

Which reminds me, I did a post on marriage. You should check it out sometime.

Nine said...

I heard women liked staring at guys butts but you are the first babe who's confirmed it.Make e no catch you o!

As to fairy tales,I believe we make our own.Usually,anyway.

PS Both marriages you mentioned are in trouble.

soupasexy said...

u see what am saying abi..this world sef..the man no even fear say u fit tell im wife.
guys are full of shiiiiiitttt.
that's it, am becoming gay..lol

office romance, my advise is dont do it.it's too much stress like u said..too much.

Adekunle Shobowale said...

Hey you're not in the same dept.Nothing do you jo.
I like the way your mind works...

Afrobabe said...

hmmm office romance can be tricky oh and believe me someone will always notice and tell u stuff u dont want to hear...but if u r matured about it, guess it can go ur way...

lost count of how many departmental marriages we had in mtn b4 I left...

naijalines said...
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naijalines said...

Agree with SSD on what makes a rshp/marriage work. A bit of romance wouldn't hurt too. But reality tends to take over.

Having an office romance is like - (allow me to use the expression) - shi**ing in your own backyard. It's not cool except if you're going to be extremely discrete and not let anyone know and get him to do the same.

ibiluv said...

@solomonsydelle......yea he did...can u imagine???...yea i know some people are all lovey,read ur post on marriage....i do agree with u.....everyone going into it with eyes wide open.....

@nine...i like2ogle@cute butts...even females ones....*wink*...yea...nigerian version of fairy tales....i dont envy either woman.....

@soupasexy...yea..crazy dude...i dont plan to date cute butt...like i said i will continue ogling........

@kunle shobowale...truth be told...i never ready to sink my claws in...if i really want to...he cant say NO.......

@afrobabe....sis...i no send person papa...na only if i no wan do....anybody whey get okra for mouth if i decide to date him go know say i get okra plant for home......

@naijalines.........which one be discreet....as long as e no affect my performance appraisal....nothing do me............

zara said...

"i have never had a bad break up cos i wear glasses" thats gospel! can i quote u??...lol.. "i always see the writing on the wall".. i wish a lot of people wud wear ur kind of glasses..lol nice one there.

ibiluv said...

@zara..abeg quote me anywhere.....its easier to deal with stuff when you read between the lines...a lot of girls scream blue murder cos they refuse to read the signs........

Smaragd said...

what if there were no signs?

Soupa, with the rate at which marriages suck these days, i myt take u up on that... i keed, i keed.

while i know that almost all men cheat, i like to think that when i decide to settle wiv someone, he wont cheat on me (wishful thinking ryt?).

p.s, i ogle butts as well (both sexes)..lol

Free-flowing Florida said...

i love guys with cute ass. i dunno know, but i lvoe 2 check out d ass, esp wen they wear smug trousers. there was one dat delighed n me scoping his ass. it was a joke with us. wen he's passing n front of me, he'd use his hands 2 cover his ass.

Free-flowing Florida said...

am not a romantic myself, but those 2 guyes u talked abt r just plain rude!

ibiluv said...

@smaragd........signs.....ALWAYS babe.....i have it on good authourity that guys dont like to break up with women so they act nasty so the female can get fed up and break up with them....u gay???pls dont stop my heart....you babe will surely find a guy who wont DARE cheat on u....you toooo mush.....as my twin,why u no go be ogler???.*wink*

@freeflowingflorida........snug pants make cute butts visible...but i hear if he has a flat bum he makes up for it with his....*cough*...maybe i should stop liking guys with butts.....*wink*

rethots said...

Brilliant "i've never had a bad breakup cos i wear glasses....." but, why does my mind shouts stay clear of office romance?

Get it not wrong, nothin' wrong in it but, 'cos something ain't wrong does not necessarily mean 'tis expedient to do it.

What thinks thee?

ibiluv said...

@rethots...........all i expressed is a like of ogling his butt and he is good to look at......

naijalines said...

That's the thing though, could get messy and people can be very judgemental... if it's public knowledge. Really depends on how one carries oneself...
Plenty of fish in the ocean so why fish in a little pond? :)

ibiluv said...

@naijalines.....i really dont care what people think about the decisions i take in MY life..........

its not about fishing in a small pond.its about finding the one for you....

so what if i find him in my office building??????

i haven't stated any desire to date him....and IF i decide to date him-i couldn't care less if he happens to be the CEO........

naijalines said...

Ok, o. Pele. It's just a comment and not one that's aimed at you personally. So there's no need to get antsy.

I thought people were free to express their views? I will not dream of telling anyone how to live their life. I don't even KNOW you! So just cool it okay.

ibiluv said...

@naijalines...maybe i'm a little antsy......

thing is....its my blog...i can rant,rave and bite people's head off if i wanna......*wink*...

i didnt take the comment personal-its just like u said people have different views-thats my view-just like u expressed urs.....

me being antsy......i am just hungry babe......
i am off for a late lunch....

hugs&kisses...........