Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Love Handles.............

I am a Fraud
i have love handles
they are getting bigger
my ex always complimented me
ur midriff is sooooo sexy..........
no extra fat........yea right..........
i go just dey laff am inside....if only u sabi


I have always wanted to gain weight
everyone i know wants to loose
i need to gain
i want it all(the weight/fat) to go to
the twins&my bum

i have recently successfully added 3 kgs
i need 5 kg more
but from what i can see.........
1 kg went to my bum
2kg has added itself to my midriff
i cant pass off the flat tummy anymore

can anyone tell me how to loose fat
from my midriff without taking a cm off my bum???
else i am about to get me a bum pad
cos i need to get rid of my love handles

11 comments:

Afrobabe said...

lol...when you find the magic then let me know....seriously interested...

Enigma said...

We cant have it all my dear...forget about the weight gain issues, great things come in small packages they say...let the bum and the twins be! You never know, 'complicated' might just love them as they are.

ablackjamesbond said...

Am with afrolicious on this one.

Sting said...

Ahh.... the tyranny of genetics. I don't know how u can lose weight in one place without losing in another. Pray! God answers prayers. LOL.

ibiluv said...

@afrobabe......sis....when i find.....i'll hook u up....*wink*....

@enigma.........complicated loves me the way i am...this weight gain obsession is all me.....

@ablackjamesbond.......will do.....

@sting.......yea...and i am heeding ur advice and going on my knees this minute....lol

Smaragd said...

Love handles, muffin tops...etc. how do love handles look on ur petite frame huhn twinny? pls put a pix up...lmao

just do sit ups, dance Makossa and swim if u can. seriously, u'll be surprised.

Smaragd said...

Love handles, muffin tops...etc. how do love handles look on ur petite frame huhn twinny? pls put a pix up...lmao

just do sit ups, dance Makossa and swim if u can. seriously, u'll be surprised.

ibiluv said...

like i said i am a fraud.u catch me only if i am off guard or u look close enuff......*wink*.

makossa & sit ups?????.i know another way to do both which will also burn the calories.......lol

Smaragd said...

naughty girl u!

just do the darned exercise o, cuz me ur twinny no get love handles at all. or u wnat to be the fat (albeit sexy) twin ni? *wink*

Mz. Dee said...

Ahhhhhhhhh! How did u gain weight??? I gatsa to know.. me i've been tryin for 2 years now..
But dis one ure sayin it adds a bit extra to unwanted parts.. maybe i shud re think.

ibiluv said...

@smaragd..i'd rather be teh fats sexy twin than teh skinny one(dont meanu are skinny).......i am up to 50 situps every morn.....i do know it isnt increasing but i havent seen it decrease..........

@mz dee.........something at breakfast...a heavy lunch.....a lite dinner..and good *cough* on the regular.....u WILL gain weight