Wednesday, May 7, 2008

ITCH.................SCRATCH

Kai.....
was standing on the road..about to get a bus home....
busy road ooooooo
na so bobby begin itch me

e itch me gan
i use style clap hands in front of my chest
begin stroll(no destination)
just so noone will notice wetin i dey try clap for

that method didnt work

i got into the bus
took the back seat
ignored the people beside me
bent down to suppossedly do sumthing to my foot

na so i put hand inside blouse

SCRATCH BOBBY WELLLLLLL

the bliss of a good scratch............

12 comments:

fantasy queen said...

LMAO! my cleaves been itching me all day, when ever i try to stylishly scratch, i catch this dude staring...
im about heading to the back room for some good old booby massage..lol

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

lmao...haha

theres nuffin better than a good scratch

fluffycutething said...

LMAO what a disaster...

Ndo ehn

Afrobabe said...

the exact same thing happened to me today...I no even form, the space in front of the boobs plenty so i chook hand...kai, I had tried pinching it from the side but cos I was wearing padded bra....nothing...

LG said...

hehehehehe, dis woman u go kill person o, hehehehehe, abeg shey no body catch u o? hehehehehe just trying to pix it

LG said...

lol@ afro, i trust u jare

wole said...

Crazy ass chick, u should write a newspaper column.

laspapi said...

ibiluv, you make me wonder...

Why didn't it ever cross my mind that bobbies do itch? What you've written might be regarded as a commonplace thing yet I find it profound. The walking away from others...sitting at the back of the bus...the pleasures of a good scratch...Life's best things are free, just like your writings

ibiluv said...

@fantasy queen....ignore the dude...scratch....let him ogle....

@fresh&fab...yea dude...

@fluffycutething...na so i see am....

@afrobabe...na pad in bra no gree me scratch well too jare...

@lg...even if them catch me i no send....

@wole...i just might.........

@laspapi...**blush*...comment from a writer....

Allied said...

Lol.. Is it true that when ur boobs itches they are growing?

ibiluv said...

@allied.........for real?????.....I HOPE SO......lol

Smaragd said...

i've heard that too ALLIED, it's so ridonculous!

gave them a good scratch eh IBI? i can imagine. what about when one's bum itches?