A soundtrack in my vocab is the kinda sound(s) you make when you are boffing
While i dont go listening at people's doors when they are busy at it
it just happens that sometimes you hear people when they go at it
maybe they have paper thin walls
they may be loud
or their window is open(thanks to PHCN)
we had this couple in Uni
they insipired the term soundtrack
we had connecting doors in the house i stayed in
my uni was non residential so u got to live where ever you could
get a good price close enuff to school
she was in the 4th year
he in the 1st year
i was in the 2nd yr then
i know how in the heat of the moment
people loose all inhibitions
and............
we have the moaners(ahh ohh uhm)
the screamers
those who insult others(you are....)
those who need to clean up(shit shit)
those who pray(Jesus,Jesus)
those who need their mum(mummmmmmmyyyyy)
those who concur(yes yes)
those who race(faster faster)
those who prefer results(harder harder)
those who like to dig(deeper deeper)
those who remind you (fuck me fuck me)
i have heard my share of soundtracks and made mine
sometimes after a good boffing
i remember some of the things i said
and i blush to my roots
while i have no qualms with people and their soundtracks
i crack up EVERY tyme i remember the above name couple
one night they go
her-o dun mi amo o dun mo mi(i'm in pain but i like it)
o dun mi amo odun mo mi(i am in pain but i like it)
ma yo ma yo(dont take it out dont take it out)
another day she goes
wa dagba wa mo iwe e(you will grow old you will be knowledgeable)
o ku itoju mi(thanks for taking care of me)
guy says - ko tope(its my pleasure)
what kinda convo is that in the heat of the moment?
and in yoruba language
whatever happened to moaning,screaming,panting or cursing
*&%$#@*#
Update on my fix
it was exactly what i needed
i sang from both ends of me
i lost count of how many tymes i climaxed
i have grammy(s) on my bedside table from all the songs i sang
and thats all i am gonna say
*wink*
perhaps i should emulate the couple above and say a prayer for him????
17 comments:
Looks like someone had fun.
'singing from both ends'
...i have to remember THAT one!
You r crazy! And that couple must have really had some good times together.
welllllllllllllll,
what does ur soundtrack sound like?
i am laughing. lovely post.
i dont think iv been here before, but this is hilarious, it brings so many sound tracks to mind, nice post
That was too funny! They really were going at it, weren't they.. :)
Singing from both ends, uh? Great imagery.
Fun post!
I like it a lot. (Not my soundtrack o, lol.)
@freaksho....i did.....i did....
@ablackjamesbond....me?crazy?i guess so...oh...they had some swell tymes.....
@uzezi...my soundtrack???good girls dont tell....*wink*
@spezatura....thanks...i aim to please
@ms sula...they sure were....
@naijalines...so u wanna tell what ur soundtrack is????....
Please tell me you diddnae make that up.
Ko tope. lol
'My Vagina sings'- that came up in the V Monologues too. Glad you're content, Ibi
@adekunle shobowale....nah...didnt make it up......
@laspapi...actually culled from v-monolougues......i am.... aim...thanks
this is so hillarious, odun mo mi ke? whats that? lol!!!
@36inchesofbrownlegs......can u just imagine how startled i was when i heard it???.......lmao
My sound track sounds like a church!!!
Loads of Jesus and God involved in the matter...
sometimes I pause and wonder wheather to shut up to avoid hell...
Dammmm Ibi, you have inspired a new post...lmao...
@afrobabe....our God is passionate.......HE understands your passion......*wink*
babe i look forward to that post.....
yoruba is def not the lingo of love...lol.. that is some crazy sturvs! o dun mo mi ke? ROTFLMAO
"singing from both ends", now where have i heard that before?*scratching my head*
@smaragd.....definitely not the language of passion....singing from both ends -got it from v-monologues.....
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