Friday, April 4, 2008

IT gets him EVERYTHING

They say money is the international language of love for a man
it gets him EVERYTHING

for women it is youth..........
a killer body
big breasts
and the ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose....


personally....in the following order............
a man's intellect
his personality
loyalty
and a good heart
he HAS to LOVE GOD-only then can he love me
..............the way i need to be loved



have a swell weekend u all.....

12 comments:

fantasy queen said...

yayyy, first!

k, if thats what a woman needs to get everything, how come i havent got everything...trust me i've got the youth, the big breast(and arse as bonus..lol), ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose etc..lol
okay, i got so into myself there. but still helloooo...wheres everything for me?

nice weekend too dear.

uNWrItten* said...

lol...funny..and so true

ibiluv said...

@fantasy queen..........babe!!!saved the first position for u..are u sure u aiint chasing those guys away from your front door???how can u possess ALL that and the guys aiint flocking*wink*

@unwritten...........yea.......

Uzezi said...

big breast???????????
brrr
anyway, what's important is what u said. he has to love God

Smaragd said...

lol @ ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

am still trying to figure out why i dont have everything...

ibiluv said...

@uzezi.........yea i feel u..like those of us who dont have a DD cup need to go get a boob job...yea babe..Love the Almighty???then u can love moi...*wink*

Afrobabe said...

Ability to suck what????

This babe, ur own pass my own oh...

Freaksho said...

a golf ball through a garden hose.
...
...and this is a GOOD thing, then??

anonymous gal said...

suck a golf ball thru a garden hose?
WOW

ibiluv said...

@smaragd.........babe YOU have a garden hose that CAN suck in a golf ball.......stellar

@afrobabe.........dont YOU dare b modest.....

@freaksho......its a FABULOUS thing

@anonymous gal....YEA........

Nigerican said...

AMEN!

ibiluv said...

@nigerican............yea babe