It was the year 2000-the month of september.............
i was on a camping trip with mi late night loving club to one of the northern states
got my first ride on a bike-(okada) t'was fun
another opportunity to meet and make new friends-males and females...
as well as new toasters
so i met C
goodlooking but fair skinned
looked,talked,walked,acted like a man with a string of girls(exactly the type of guy who wont get a whiff)
i made a female pal-we fast became close
dude would spend day tyme with moi-promise me heaven and earth
and spend evening tyme with my new female pal..........he must have got a kick from it
one of them nights we had a competition
u loose......u down half a bottle of small stout
at the end of the game i had a bottle in me
he had downed 2 small bottles
he looked,acted,talked tipsy........a man who cant handle his alcohol i cant stand.......
i do remember that on the last night of camp-dude said to mi-
if i leave without shagging you Ibi-i don fuck up
that was enuff reason to let his woody hang
(even hard......it didnt look interesting)
i told him to go to my new female pal-she may be more receptive.......
he left.....to this day i have no idea if she was a lot kinder than i was..........
three years later
we hook up in lagos
he invites me to motherland
i love Lagbaja but hadnt been............
so i accepted
fateful friday-we hook up
the ride we were gonna go with-acted up
we grab a cab and head there
he offers popcorn-no
dont u want anything??
all i want.........u already gave
watching Lagbaja perform live!!!!!!!!!!
he downs two big bottles
gets louder by the min
i aiint fazed
there were other acts,comedians
i had funnnnnnnnnnnn
we leave at 4am
too early to head to mine
we head to his
we get to his
head to his room
my senses are on red alert...
i had on a knee length skirt with a slit
true to type
a while later his hands start to wander
i sit up and without mincing words
i aiint no virgin
i do like sex
but i aiint fucking you
if you are not gonna let me get an hours sleep before i head to mine
i can go wait the hour in the living room
but then again i dey wonder.........
how safe will i be with his druken flatmates
if i head to the living room....
sorry he says......i'll let you be
i fall asleep
a while later i feel his hands on me
i try to get up
dude gets rough
i'm trying to free myself
stop.....relax he says
stop.....chill he says
stop.....please he says
he gets rougher
he says.....please i need this
i realise no be joke o
this guy go fuck me o
abi na rape me sef at this rate
WHY DID I WEAR A SKIRT
i'm close to tears
pls stop....pls stop....pls......
yeeepaa.......his finger in my punny????
i dont want this i say......u are wet he says
this realisation gives him ammo
na so dude wan tear pant ooooooooo
ah for this Lagos?????
I BIT HIM ON HIS SHOULDER
i must have tasted blood
YOU BIT ME!!!!!!!!
na so he release me
i scuttle away......grab mi bag/shoes
as i dey waka commot i still dey hear
Ibi......u bit me...........
i no look back o
wait he says
i get to his gate-locked
i was ready to tear it down
was about to go wake up his flatmate(s)
Baba Loke loves mi o
his neighbour steps out
opens the gate
Good morning i say
the guy dey look mi one kain
i no send ooo
walk as fast as possible
get to the busstop
get a bus to maryland
na so i begin shake
abi na shiver
abi na convulse(my doctor says na shock)
i cry small sef
the guy beside me for bus dey look mi
i just dey think am
ahhhhhhhhhh na so them dey rape person oooooooo
i get to maryland
by now C has called 8 times
i aiint picking
get a cab-to mine
had a bath
fones on silent
go to bed(must have been 9 am)
i wake up about 5 pm(no nightmares)
i return all missed calls
call mi closest pal
we talk about it
laff about it
i finally pick his 30th call.....
about 9 pm
i'm calmhi i say
i'm so sorry he says
i didnt mean to be rough
i just wanted you soooooooooo bad
you do things to me
in fact you had me in knots all night
i do apologise
you didnt have to bite me
i would have stopped if i realised you really didnt want me
ah u for no stop o
you were like an animal
i wasnt taking chances
you for do.............
then blame it on the alcohol
i like u C
i could never date u though
and i sure as hell aiint fucking u
but i do forgive u
as for biting you...........i'm glad i did
take care of u
thanks for taking me to motherland
i had fun
i honestly felt no animosity towards him
but if he had entered
no be only bite i for bite am o
i wasnt suspected to be a female cultist in school for nothing o
i had/have certain tendencies...........