Friday, September 26, 2008

My tendencies...............someone asked!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i caught a movie
king has a rule
any young man that works in the palace must be castrated

Queen no gree make them castrate a particular guy
cos she fancied him as a boff mate so she changed the castrator
to a trusted man......

i wonder what will happen in part 3 when they catch them..........






So my tendencies..........

na one babe make them think am ooooooooo

we needed to donate money for something in school
na 100 level i dey

na so we donate to class rep

two weeks later no project no money returned

na hin i broke oooooo
i ask for my own
na so my people...3 other ladies ask

she talk say she go give us back

a week later ...no money

na so for class one day
we 4 go meet am
return the kiishi........abi u don spend am????

no i havent...........i just keep forgetting

ok no wahala............dont forget tomorrow

tomorrow she no come class...........

na so for evening we 4 plus one attache go her house

we all wear black pants-battle ready outfit......abi no b so????

as we reach her hostel ask for her
the first person we ask look us-up....down she say no
she no dey this hostel
we just laugh..............

na so i tell my peeps make them chill
i see one toaster-na so i tune up my foney voice
how u doing?i need to pick up an assignment from D
do u know where her room is??

na so guy grin show me the room

i go back to call my peeps
room was ajar.......
she no dey room

we searched every where
upturned her bed
looked under the mattress...locker..bags...boxes

two of us no dey see meat
dem chop the meat whey the girl cook for pot

another one see pad soaked in bucket

after all our ransacking
not a dime..............

so we took
her bag
a few books(we be classmates-we know whats important)
and her iron(iron na serious thing to own in school o)


then we dropped a note

YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE
YOU ARE A DIRTY LITTLE THIEF
SEE SOAKED PAD IN YOUR ROOM
YOU NO SABI COOK SEF-MEAT NO SWEET


IF YOU WANT YOUR BAG,IRON&BOOKS BACK

RETURN OUR MONEY!!!!!!!!

we left singing songs and feeling good with ourselves

kept our hostel and room door locked
we expected her to retaliate..............

28 comments:

Invisible said...

Kai, now I know not to mess with you.
I wonder what hostel this was. Hmmmm.

Sprezatura said...

Omota, real agbero, like tough women, but wait o, how come all class reps are the same.

fluffycutething said...

LOL LMAO i cannot believe you people oh!!! SO tey you leave "stinker note" na wa

Just...Toluwa said...

some hostel girls dirty! soaked pad....gross!

but u dangerous o! lol!

Sting said...

LOL. this was too funny.

Jarrai said...

Hahahaha..like ur ransom note!!

Keep your doors locked oo, she may retaliate in style!!!!!!!!!

Red Sapphire said...

The gurrl na ole.wetin...she for com w out with better excuse.
and damn she was dirty!.
True talk oh...most class reps no just dey rep at all!

Doja said...

Oh my you took her Iron?

Mz. Dee said...

IRON!?

kai.. u for kuku carry her mattress too!

mizchif said...

Kai, everyday ppl reveal more of their craziness in dis blogville.

Chai, Ibi somebodys luv ehn, so u bin do terrorist work b4!

I no go fin ur trouble lai lai.

Abujamaiden said...

Laugh out Loud!

Shubby Doo said...

Ibiluv the Mafia queen...u 4 put horse head under her pillow na! why person go dey soak pad? I no sabi that one sha. Oya wetin happen after?

exschoolnerd said...

wer u a memeber of black bra or pink lady bck in school..

i can like to not mess with u oh!!!!

plus i just saw the award ..awww thank u!

Chari said...

now the question begs....

did she?!

Buttercup said...

Hahahaha!

Eww @ the soaked pad!

Omo, ur name shud be changed to Fine Girl Agbero!

geisha.song. said...

she had a soaked pad in a bucket?
did she plan to re-use it??
that is all kinds of gross. you shouldntve eaten her meat. Lord knows what she put in it. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. soaked pad.
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

ibiluv you trying to be James Bond? hmmmmmm soaked pad?
beware of juju lol
you will all grow horns!!!!

Uzezi said...

lol. u still the same agbero or u have changed?

Nigerican said...

its true ohh, u guys shud have carried her bed ...punish her well,well...and u shud have poured her food in with the pad.

rethots said...

...but, she disappoints.

James Tubman said...

bastard

doll said...

LMAO are u for real?

Smaragd said...

Ibiluv!!! that was very "omo-itaish"
lmao.

what havent u done this girl?

p.s.
did that guy tell u what happened? his IT is in 6months! i most definitely wont be in this company in six months, so there wasnt much i could do!

Tairebabs said...

kai, una wicked o. lol scatter the girl room and yab am on top! lol. If the girl catch una. Abeg give us part 2 o because this kin thing dey always get part 2.

Iyalode said...

LOL, funny story

ibiluv said...

@invisible....igboagbonyin...cant remember the name of the hostel......

@sprezatura....i just hate being cheated......reps...not all!!!

@fluffy.....she need am......

@Just...Toluwa.....babes....i was just mad.....dangerous...maybe...*wink*.

@Sting.....i aim to please dearie......

@Jarrai.....she came but she no fit touch me.....*wink*...

@Red Sapphire.....no mind the babe.....pig she sure was....

@Doja....yes we took it......

@Mz.Dee.....maiguard for no gree us carry mattress....*wink*....

@Mizchif......people who have found it-dont have good stories to tell...i sting hard!!!!!!!
terrorist????i never ready to die oooooo!!!!!!!!

@Abujamaiden......*wink*......

@Shubby Doo...follow up gist soooooonnnnnnn......

@Exschoolnerd....moi-member...no....any of my friends-members-no....we just knew how to hit back at people that annoyed us!!!!!!
u r welcome dear......

@Chari..she did........

@Buttercup.......nah...Ibiluv is just fyne!!!!!!!!!

@Geisha.song......na real pig......i'm a fish lover so i no chop ooooooooo

@Miss Definitely Maybe....juju talk....another post!!!!!!!!!

@Uzezi.......u wanna cross me to find out?????

@Nigerican..u harsh oooo...lol

@rethots.....who.......me????

@James Tubman......i'll have you know na my papa fuck my mama whey dem born me....i no be bastard oooooo!!!!!!

@Doll..yes dear i am..........*wink*......

@Twinny...i havent stripped.......yet!!!!!!!

@Tairebabs....part two........sooooooonnnnnnnnnn

@Iyalode........*wink*.....

Tigeress said...

lol!! I know not to mess with u Ms. Ibiluv.

ibiluv said...

@tigeress.........those who tried have stories to tell.....*wink*.......