Friday, September 19, 2008

Honesty na best policy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Red sapphire

The Rules:
1. When you receive the prize you must write a post
showing it, together with the name of who has given
it to you, and link them back.

2. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs (or even more)
that you find brilliant in their content or design.

3. Show their names and links and leave them a
comment informing that they have received an award

4. Show a picture of those who awarded you and
those you give the prize (optional).

5. And then pass it on!

......*blush*....
this is late but better late than never they say.....

as you (Red Sapphire) dash me honesty award...........
no be my fault if u see the kain bulala my
mama beat me when she taught me the honesty lesson
u for understand why i honest like this......


i was 7...mama wanted to teach me the 'be honest always' lesson........

day 1-sweep the room.....i did....there was 1 naira coin under her praying mat
-i picked it up and put it in my pocket......

spent it on sweets later........

day too.....same scenario......

day 3..she must have been watching-just as i dropped it in my pocket
she walked in..........what is that she asked?nothing i said...
did u see any money?

no i said...na so she say open your hand and empty your pocket
na dia she see the coin......na so she lock door......ah
temi ti bami(my own don meet me)

no one to save me o...she beat....she beat..........
na so my palle dey shout.....no kill am o......
she answer-na me born am if i kill her i go born another!!!!!!!!

shuo????

kai my malle beat me that day ehhhhhhh

i asked her later if i was adopted

after the beating
she carry liniment put for my body give me panadol
coca cola and fried fish to step down.........
she come ask me 'do u know why i beat u like that?

i dey chop fish i only shake head

NEVER EVER TAKE WHAT IS NOT YOURS AND
DONT U EVER LIE TO ME OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY!!!!!!!!

lesson learned!!!!!!cos walahi to this day i remember the
way my body smarted-its a wonder my skin fresh.....*wink*!!!!!!!!!!!!


ok back to awards
Red Sapphire.....thanks love

who i go dash????-u don already dash ladyguide,enigma,afro,fff,funms,parakeet,baroque,emilia....

i hereby dash my awards to twinny......u know now
if not u who else???...her blog is like a summer breeze

freaksho....his mind???? a wonderful gift

charizardandbuttercup......two for the price of one.....why ever not???

solomonsdyelle...her kids......i love.....abi she go dash me????

007......his posts.....lovely writing sytle.....

madeinnaija.....where else but blogsville would we find
someone as precious/eccentric as u????

ubongda.....i miss......

tejuola.....sweets we need another series!!!!!!!!!

theres always miz-cynic,doll,uzezi,teediva,mz dee,shubby doo,unnaked,fluffy,geisha.song,afronuts,ozaveshe,ninestein,laspapi,speechgirlbucknor,freshandfab,nyemoni,princesa,tubman,oluwadee,nigerican,inyamuakut,duchess-duchessofnaija,misstairebabs.thekushchronicles,aphroditesearch,aloofaa,plastik-musings,fragito,anotherwomanslife,womanonthebrink,rhea9914,shacrown,agbero,ashewo,shiraoko,rethots,anannimos,cogitations-on-the-web,zara,eyemuse,obalichi,moaboy,sprezatura,ejura,allied,cat-dragged-in,darlingoma,sprezatura,tininu,mscocoabrown....dem remain i swear cos i peruse about 200 blogs.....lol.....but i'm tired of typing...no vex....love ya all-everyone has a different style but that what makes us who we are.......





wetin u say make i do?make i tag dem tell dem say i dash dem award abi????

i go try remember..........*wink*......

28 comments:

Freaksho said...

and i made it to the top 2?
thats so sweet.you deserve a cake.
or chocomilo or something.

Buttercup said...

hehehehehehehe!

awwwww jeez, thanx luv...mwah!!!

i havent been here in a min..gats to go catch up..

how u doin anywayz?

Afronuts said...

Congrats!!

But where's the kpali?

archiwiz said...

LOL...LOL...LOL... Trust Naija parents to teach you in a way that you will take to your grave. Chai...

NaijaBabe said...

lol....parents..ever funny

Funms said...

lol........ she still gave u fried fish and coke that day??????

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

lol
african mothers !!!!
My mum would have forced that fish down your throat
She had a habit of beating you to death then wanting you to laugh and joke with her afterwards,
just so that we could be all hanky dory in time for daddy to come back home lol

geisha.song. said...

If thats really the way, i'll whup every single kid i have's ass!!
Even tho im not one of the seven and i already have two (:p) i claim my third!! Lol im jus greedy joo. I'll wait till evrybody has passed it round to pass it back :D
Thanx babe.

Jaguda said...

u never added me to ur list? how r u

badderchic said...

diaa,

I was wondering who the fuck tejuola was till i remembered it was me lol.

I thought I was the only one that got beat senseless as a child lol

another series? I dey come, I still dey boot. thanks for the award.

Shubby Doo said...

you have too love nigerian mothers...the koboko is key to their lessons on honesty...after my mama beat me finish she too go give me panadol with coke...it was key to her lesson on love

Afrobabe said...

I also fell for that coin trick, got the beating of my life from my palle...malle no shout no kill am, she shout beat am well, well, thief no dey my family..

omo you don tag everybody wey dey oh, who the rest go tag??

Red Sapphire said...

Sorry sweetie..been awol for some days...i would have stopped by a long time ago.Seeing my name on ur post was really a day starter for me.Thanks alot for the love and kindness.U should know u are deserve the award entirely.I even go on to gist about u with my friends and we so laugh.
Thanks again...and ur ma thought a very good lesson.

Red Sapphire said...

Sorry sweetie..been awol for some days...i would have stopped by a long time ago.Seeing my name on ur post was really a day starter for me.Thanks alot for the love and kindness.U should know u are deserve the award entirely.I even go on to gist about u with my friends and we so laugh.
Thanks again...and ur ma thought a very good lesson.

doll said...

LOL

Smaragd said...

aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww, Twinny mi darling! thank u, thank u, thank u! and imagine me coming here so late.

ur mom and my mum should be twins as well, i asked her up until recently if i was adopted! lol

Summer breeze eh? awww, i'm just grinning like the cat that got the cream.

Free-flowing Florida said...

hahahahaha. moms eh. after she don beat 'don't b silly' outta ur head, she come d bribe u with fish & coke. hahahaha.

but wait o, na by style una dey carry dis award thing dey make am meme? ha! una no go catch me oh

uNWrItten* said...

i biff!! u did not mention my name!!

FineBoy Agbero said...

i asked her later if i was adopted

Did she confess?
;-)))

luvsblogg said...

hehehe..........nice one! congrats on your 'prize' i think you really deserve it....
Our mothers in Naija no dey slack, sha. I remember when i was still at the university, in my second year I came home one day and i beat up my youngest sister, when my mum returned she returned the favour: the woman beat me senseless, i couldnt belief it...see me thinking i was above the law at that age, anyway lesson learned: you are never too big for brushing!............

Muse said...

LOL! She koboko you, then she compensate you. Your own beta oh! Me, dem me, still leave me to figure out why...and get no price for getting the correct answer.

Muse said...

i meant ...dem koboko me, stil leave me to find out why...

ibiluv said...

@freak.....yea hon u did....cake and chocomilo both i want...add is plot.....

@buttercup....i'm doing great dearie!!!!!

@afronuts.......how u want am????

@archiwiz.....mind her not......lol

@naijababe........yea mine is......

@funms.....she did o...me sef ole i chop!!!!!

@miss definitely maybe......na so-u must laff with her by force
hence the bribe-just in my case she no send my papa o-she fit do am in his presence

@jaguda...no be u b ashewo????i'm great....open ya eyes well....lol...

@badder...haha na so jaguda forget hin name too....

@shubby........our mothers definitely same school of thought!!!!!

@sis.........really????beat am well!!!!!!!!.....LMBAO!!!!!!!
na so--i no wan remain anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!

@red sapphire......MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

@doll....hi dearie!!!!!!!!

@twinny.........i sure say even our mams na twins......mwah....

@fff.........kai na u catch me.......meme on!!!!!!!

@unwritten......no vex i did say i was tired of typing...u do know ur name dey villa people.....*wink*

@fine boy agbero....i aiint adopted o na the bulala make me ask....

@luvsblogg.....pele Uni......kai by then i don learn the dodging trick......*wink*

@muse.....na u be mummy for cheap P???pele...now i mention u!!!!!!!!
thank God me see fish to step down........*wink* ...

ibiluv said...

@luvsblogg....stop cheating...put up posts......i dont allow anonymous comments!!!!!!!!!

NikkiSab said...

Luv u too dear. How body?

ababoypart2 said...

"i asked her later if i was adopted"...lol. Nice post

Aphrodite said...

You be real honest babe.Your mama deserves an award.
I saw my name there o, thanks babes.

ibiluv said...

@nikkisab...how's Oga????.....bodi???e dey inside cloth!!!!!!

@ababoypart2........*wink*.....

@aphrodite........i try to be as honest as mam taught me....*wink*....