Tuesday, September 9, 2008

From Fluffy

Are you clean???????

How often do you:



take a shower - once a day, hardly ever twice!!!


brush your teeth - Once a day


floss - after meals


wash your toilet - everyday


wash your tub/shower - once a week


dust your furniture - weekly


Windex the windows - monthly


let your dirty dishes sit in the sink/on the counter for more than 1 day?
more than a day??????????NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!a few hours at most


Use a washer or hand wash your dishes? hand wash only-it makes sense to wash plates once i clear them-i already walked to the kitchen........no?????


wear the same jeans over and over? if its black-2months or thereabouts if its blue-2weeks at most


wear the same bra over and over? same bra two days in a row.....no no.....and they get washed weekly


wash your car? when i get one-definitley once its dirty-boys whey dey do car wash need to chop!!!


clean the interior of the car? soon as i see dirt


cut your toenails? weekly


wash your bed linen? forthnightly


use wet toilet paper (they make those now) instead of dry toilet paper?
water works just fine


vacuum? no rugs-tiles only


wash your fridge? weekly


put your laundry away after washing them? immediately


take your garbage outdoors? its outside-i empty it weekly

Do you:

dump trash out your car? nope.


leave leaves or seeds lying around on your coffee table? no cofee table


collect junk mail unintentionally? all the tyme


have bills everywhere but in one spot? nah


have stains on your carpet? none if i can help it


have dirty handprint marks near your doorknobs or doorways? Nah


toothpaste gels in your sink? never


toothpaste/water splash marks on your mirror above your sink? Nah


have a mop? yea


How do you disinfect?

Dettol(for the Naija people LOL)- Plenty plenty



i tag-Enigma,Freaksho,LG,Afro,Smaragd,007,invisible,miz-cynic,chaari,fantasy queen,shubby doo,dark cat,badder chic,funms,lady koko,jaguda,geisha,sprezatura,doll,fff,aphrodite..(I'M TIRED)
ok i tag EVERYONE tag reads mi blog!!!!!!!!!!!!

23 comments:

Afrobabe said...

Tagged kuh...abeg come write wettin dey happen jare, we already know say you clean...

Shubby Doo said...

I was gonna write something nice...then i saw my name...wahala...i fit pretend i no see am abi?

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Mz. Dee said...

sum1 seemz reasonably clean!!

I no dey any tag o.. bite me!

Funms said...

tag ke? ha, im clean everybody!!!!! lol...... how u dey>

miz-cynic said...

me i no dey do anoda tagged thn again o......

geisha.song. said...
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geisha.song. said...

i refuse this meme on principle, i'll have you know.

btw, you're some neatness/cleanliness freak!

Afronuts said...

maybe i just got lazy but this thing be like WAEC exam for me today..

Na lie, u no tag me oh...I reject ambiguous tagging LOL!

doll said...

LOL. Am tagged…?? Ok I’l do it next wk

fluffycutething said...

"U use water ke?" LMAO!!!

Anyway you clean pass me... all the people refusing to do the tag can be assumed to be dir.. LOL

Free-flowing Florida said...

lie lie, una no go catch me 4 dat meme thing agein o. i denounce am final!

interesting dat u wash ur bumbum with water. it's actually d cleanest way cos tissue don't remove everything, but wot i hate is d water dripping down my legs like say i just peed on myself

LG said...

lollllllllllllllllll@afro, dis gal u nor go kill me :):)
n as per the tagging thing i reject it cos i kno say i clean *grins*
norrin do u n me'

Esmeralda said...

not bad, this tag.

but seeig as i dont have a car, or a fridge, or an apartment for that matter, what will i answer now?lol

OluwaDee said...

You are one clean babe.

I'll probably give the same answers to, except for a few changes here n there.

princesa said...

Congrats miss clean, u try o!

Thank God i wasnt tagged sha...

Naaa, i dont read ur blog...i only peruse it,lol!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Dettol!!! Mehn, in fact i am running low on that stuff and it beats out all the yeye products they have in this obodo yankee. Make I go buy dettol o jare...



NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

James Tubman said...

I AM A DIRTY BASTARD lol

Emilia said...

you ARE REALLY FINE GIRL AND IF YOU WANNA GET EVEN FINER WELL JOIN US IN OUR QUEST TO LOSE WEIGHT / GET HEALTHIER FITNESS @ AFRICAWITHSTYLE

WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT ''

aLL THE BEST

EMILIA

Uzezi said...

rapture took place and tagging went to heaven.

who wan answer these questions now? then u will know too much about me.

why didnt u answer the questions?

badderchic said...

overclean sef.

when I say you too much, no be lie o!

"boys whey dey do car wash need to chop!"

no be lie!

Freaksho said...

ibi, you just TAGGED me with a CHICK topic.
as in, wharrahell??
as my friend peanut would say, that tag goes mmmmmmmmmmmwium over my head!

ibiluv said...

@sis....do i sense the green monster????

@shubby doo........i no gree....write something....

@jorge....will be there........

@mz dee......where????lips?ass?shouler?neck???.....*wink*.....

@funms....i'm fabulous as always dearie!!!!

@miz-cynic.....where u dey run go????

@geisha.song...which principle be dat?????

@afronuts.....why u dey fear waec exam????how many tymes u do am????.......lol

@doll....i await......

@fluffy.....water no get enemy....i agree dem all are dir.....*wink*....

@fff.........use tissue to blot off to excess water.....u use style reject the tag abi????

@lg....come back here......make i come ya room to confirm????

@twinny.....u dey do wayo.....u dont have to own it....u can imagine owing it....no?

@oluwadee......correct babe!!!!

@princesa...u dey play with words abi???

@solomonsydelle......go buy-u need am jare!!!!

@tubman.....i like a man that says it as it is......

@emilia.....if i loose anything i go turn to stick.....

@uzezi.....no be so dem tell us about rapture....u just dey use sense dey dodge the tag.....

@badder....my sis....man must wack!!!!!!!

@freaksho.....so guys are expected to be dirty?????