Names.......Inquisition......K leg

So do chinese people really drop
alumimium plates to name their kids?????
sing li
chen shuo



My people use the circumstance of birth to give names
Oluwapamilerinayo(God has given me laughter)
Omolaja(A child has arrived to settle a family dispute)



What do the whites use???
you go hear Akeelah.....Terrica....
*&^%£"$%&*



Inquisition???

A guy steps up to you
Hi my name is Bode
I'd like to know you better.......
can we hang out for a drink?????


Or he steps up to you

Hi
What is your name?
What do you do?
Where do you live?
How old are you?


Which of the two scenarios do you prefer???????



the phrase i'd like to know you better irritates me
i have no idea why...........
but once a guy uses that line..........he gets minus 1000 points





So mama asked....dont guys chat you up in buses?????

how i go answer???
i fall asleep immediately after paying my fare
any bobo whey wan chat me up
will have to wake me up first..shuo!!!!!!!!!

so you wonder why do i need to be chatted up in a bus??

she wants her daughter married
by any means.....*wink*








Another preacher said...........
when kids on holiday dey go home
the ones with bad result are scared
cos their result get K-leg

Do you have K-leg before your God?????

as for me.................
my legs are slighty bow before my God
all the better to bend it like beckham with
so as to accommodate







*cough*.............