I'm too swamped at work to go online anymore
partly true but we no longer have acccess to the internet
i have no idea what *they* did
but they've done it again
so i do all my online biz at home
it also means i've been listening to E! more
Dr 90210 is a fav of mine
a brazilian butt augmentation is looking
like what i'll give myself
for my next birthday
but i'll pass
all i need to do is gain weight
cos i know it'll go south...*wink*
Do what makes you happy
sometimes what makes you happy
is a lot harder and scarier than what is safe
Raise your left leg
make it go clockwise
write 1-6 in the air...........*wink*
did u do this successfully?????
Someone should tell this idiotic mallam across the road
i need to pass by his hut to get to the busstop
545am is no time to be bathing!!!!!!!!!!!
so what if he's hiding between two parked cars??????
next time i hear him
i'll turn my torch on his phallus!!!!!!!!!
i wanna see if he's as big as the myth says he is
the myth that Hausa men are endowed......*wink*
one yeye babe killed english
she pronounced musk as mooooooosque
only cos she needed her bobo to buy musk
does he smell?????????
i didnt get close enuff to find out........
he was still inside her
could not bear to seperate himself
h knew he should...ease away and give her time to recover
however much he'd fought not to hurt her there was bound to be some discomfort
finally a book that attests that breaking a woman's hymen
will cause discomfort
we need not bother with kaun(alum) as the myth says
Dr Matlock can give us that tight feeling men cherish
personally i take my kegels seriously
Dr Matlock says kegels dont work
note to self-stop kegelling my poor vagina
after my kids i'll just go see Dr Matlock
so mi hubby(the one who brings my pa 40 tubers of yam)
never forgets to visit the pussy he signs on
to partner his dick for life