Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Names.......Inquisition......K leg

So do chinese people really drop
alumimium plates to name their kids?????
sing li
chen shuo




My people use the circumstance of birth to give names
Oluwapamilerinayo(God has given me laughter)
Omolaja(A child has arrived to settle a family dispute)



What do the whites use???
you go hear Akeelah.....Terrica....
*&^%£"$%&*



Inquisition???

A guy steps up to you
Hi my name is Bode
I'd like to know you better.......
can we hang out for a drink?????


Or he steps up to you

Hi
What is your name?
What do you do?
Where do you live?
How old are you?


Which of the two scenarios do you prefer???????



the phrase i'd like to know you better irritates me
i have no idea why...........
but once a guy uses that line..........he gets minus 1000 points





So mama asked....dont guys chat you up in buses?????

how i go answer???
i fall asleep immediately after paying my fare
any bobo whey wan chat me up
will have to wake me up first..shuo!!!!!!!!!

so you wonder why do i need to be chatted up in a bus??

she wants her daughter married
by any means.....*wink*








Another preacher said...........
when kids on holiday dey go home
the ones with bad result are scared
cos their result get K-leg

Do you have K-leg before your God?????

as for me.................
my legs are slighty bow before my God
all the better to bend it like beckham with
so as to accommodate







*cough*.............

28 comments:

Jayla. said...

lol @ d preacher & K leg

I absolutely hate the 'i'd like to know you better' phrase too. Na only naija guys dey use am. mschewwww

bArOquE said...

what a title for a scatter yarned post...! LOL@bobo waking you up first to chat you up in a bus...see the bad eye

Buttercup said...

i've also wondered about the chinese people..lol..

i prefer neither of those scenarios..honestly..i dunno..a lil more originality wudnt hurt ;)

Temite said...

ha! any chat up line is foine wif me jooo.

mizchif said...

Classic Ibi...Random, crazy and funny. I can just picture the look on your face when the "brave" guy wakes u up from ur slumber on the bus!

1 + The One said...

I had appreciate if a guy was more original rather than "Can I get to know you better?" for me, minus 10,000 lol

Tigeress said...

lol@ slightly bowed legs.

Momsie trying to marry you off? I've told mine to back off!

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Phoenix said...

lmao about he chinese names iv often wondered too.

Lolia said...

Tell me something I don't know...I mean obviously you want to get to know me better...even if it's a little bit...if not why are you coming to talk to me?

Chat up lines = fail

bumight said...

dont mind baroque, i LOVE your "scatter yarned posts".

and i feel u on the "i will like to know u better" tip, -5000 points sef!

Qube The Wordsmith said...

"if anyone wants to chat me up in d bus he'd havta wake me first"

ROTFLLAMM

Fluffycutething said...

Those Akeelah, them them names are American oh...

Infact Afrobabe named your boy "Jaheim" i'm still wondering how my inlaws would react when they find out LOL

Even Naija people are getting more "experimental" with naming kids.A cousin's son is called "Bundle of Joy", BOJ for short" and his brother is champion....

Meanwhile this your post sha from one thing to another!!!!!!

kmplx said...

loves the randomness jare.
re: scenarios - neither. will knowing me make a diff? vs. identity theft... naaaaa mate!

RocNaija said...

Lol.. So that's where the chinese get their names from...? AbajooooAnd what's with questions as chat up lines??

Is he Larry King? Or Oprah??

~Sirius~ said...

your mum needs her gran kids like yesterday............lol

CaramelD said...

Don't like ANY of those lines.

My Mum is starting to amass my wedding trunk even though I am as single as the day is long. I think she is dropping hints.

http://thediaryofalostone.blogspot.com/2008/04/case-of-steamer.html

Naughty Eyes said...

Sorry, but I don't see nothing wrong with the phrase (not necessarily because I use it...LOL!)
Maybe whites shuffle tiles in a Scrabble bag to name their kids? Oops!

doll said...

i hate d get to know you better thing..hell...i hate any kind of approach…I only do well with guys that are introduced to me by someone I know

Muse said...

you know, i wait for the day when ibiluv will write a post without somehow "managing" to bring in - even ever subtly - the subject of "doing it"

Confessions of a London gal said...

Lol @ chat up lines!
Ki lo de?

You are too funny with your posts Ibi!

ynot! said...

@Doll... m curious.
4 u hw dd it start... getn 2 knw ppl, that is?
I mn, since it has to b a referral frm sum1 u knw.
Me, m guesn: Day-1, ur sis/bro (who must've bn introduced to u by ur mum/dad) introduced u 2 a fella. Frm that fella, a (tight) networking began!
My lamentations? Na wa o!

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Lol I also wonder where some names come from...awon shaqueta, tanekwa, etc....lol

Meanwhile, the 'I'd like to get to know you better' line urks me too...it's most def a 9ja yarn..lol

Smaragd said...

lmao!

Akeela, the name had me wondering too.

when did mumsy ask this qstn? lol. Twinny, stop sleeping in buses o, pls.

i prefer the first intro, a bold guy, confident too.

what do ur slightly bow legs allow? *wink*

uNWrItten* said...

heyyyy babe!!!

LusciousRon said...

Naughty you! Stop sleping in buses. You will pass your bus-stop!
Guys hmmn.

Tairebabs said...

I hate that expression o "I'd like to know you better"...minus minus minus!! It is not like i prefer the first scenario either but abeg there are other ways.

The Chinese names me self I no understand why they sound like that sha but i am pretty sure it can be plates now...

ibiluv said...

@jayla...i tire for naija boys

@Baroque....bad eye!!!!!!!!

@Buttercup.....chinese names are a riot.....i hate both scenarios too....

@Temite.....*wink*

@Mizchif....red eye!!!!!

@1+The One....i just ignore such guys cos i detest that pick up line.....

@Tigeress...i just listen and sigh......

@Phonix....abi???

@Lolia....i concur....

@Bumight....not allowed to know girl at all is my score pad....

@Qube......need my beauty sleep......

@Kmplx.....lol at ur response...well a differnce to him....

@Rocnaija......spanish inquisiton......abajoooooooo ke????....na my own theory ooooo......lol

@Sirius.....i blame her not.....

@CaramelD.....mothers......we 'love 'em

@Naughty Eyes...maybe they do-*shaniqua*....

@Doll......i do like it-when a confident man steps up to me-just dont use any chat up line..........

@Muse....mwah!!!!!!

@Confessions.......*blush*

@Ynot.....analyst

@NDQ......naija boys.....

@Twinny....she asked a few days ago......slighty bow legs allow an angle of.....

@Unwritten...hi dear...

@Luscious Ron...na last busstop i dey go.....lol

@Tairebabs.....i agree there are many ways to skin a cat.....not plates o-me sef just kidding