una well done o
i no win anything !!!!!!!!!
as una dash me nomination
i'll make do..............
moreover the people whey win...............
dem deserve am.........
V monologues was a hit again this year
Revulva made more sense this year thanks to Omonor
Songs of praise.......a hit....again
Sleep with me...Absolutely.........
na for inside movie them talk am
i dey practise as i go take talk am........*wink*
soon as i get myself a willing dick
.....am interested in
cos its not like i lack willing dicks
the ones i want are miles away/married/in love with someone/blind to my charms
I have a great big crush on a certain crooner
never had one this bigggggg.......
*i shake my head for myself*
i recently discovered i've only being in love once
given the average human can fall head over heels in love seven times
i'm waiting for the remaining six times to happen
even if it is with the same man
cos i finally faced it
what i felt for Mel was lust
the guy who showed me his phallus???????????
(from my*are you ready to rumble* post)
he showed me
i ogled it
he put it back in
then said he was sorry
he then proceeded to say
he's been to churches
he has climbed mountains
he really has no idea why
but for the past four years
everytyme he sees a group of women
he gets this urge to show them his dick
most times people are shocked and run away
other times he gets beat up
his family.........they are tired of the shame
he walked away
i looked back at my friends
who just did not understand
how i could patiently look at *it*
then listen to his explanation
its a crazy world we live in.....
his story prompted my neighbour to tell us another
bachelor as tenant(works as bank manager)
woman had one child
a teenage girl
babe was bootylicious
bachelor impregnates her
landlady finds out
she calls dude
i know about the pregnancy
what do u wanna do about it?
dude starts to talk long story
no long talk
i'll take care of my girl and her kid
but you need to leave my home at the end of the month
dude later tricks the girl into taking some drugs
babes not only miscarries
what did land lady do?
she inflicted guy with said
phallus showing disease
crazy thing is
he needs to do his in a market
remember dude was a bank manger
they sent several emissaries to woman
she never denied afflicting guy with phallus showing ailment
she just says
she'll make it stop
if anyone can wake up her child
since no one can
he probably still does it
so the one i witnessed????
i wonder what he did.........
saw the international
i love the way it ends
cos life IS like that
you dont always get closure
watching the reader
and the curious case of benjamin button
is bad for anyone's self esteem if it aiint high enuff
why did some guy not have that kind of undying love for me
when i was 8,13,15?????
why do i have to be boyfriendless
friend with benfitless?????
i tire o
my cousin's boyfriend's wife just had twins
she's been missing from home since the babies were delivered
she's helping the father ease his......i have no idea whats she's doing
i pity her
cos if she gets preggers
maybe she'll have triplets............
i wonder how she will explain to her fiance how she got preggers........
if you walk towards your car
and turn around to see a cutie grinning at you
it just might be me
lately.....i've just been grinning like an idiot
every tyme i see someone walking towards their car/or driving it
cute cars and delicious people only
i just get this flash..........
that will be me in a few months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!