Thursday, March 19, 2009

I'm a Nominee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm wearing a tag
i'm loving it


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So i went into the loo after a dude
yea its a unisex loo
i saw hair on the seats
so i'm wondering does he have syphilis?

well some crazy bugger once told me
that hair loss there
is a sypmtom of the VD
i've never had it so i've never being able to confirm




I'M A NOMINEE
MAKE UNA VOTE OOOOOOOOOOOO


erm but make my mam no discover my blog o
why say una no nominate me for most intelligent?
Fire in my Pants - Blogger who would hook up with based soley on the content of their blog
and
Hot and Sexy! Blogger you think is hot in real life

honestly..................
i'm humbled i was nominated
i really had no idea
been mad busy at work
then too tired to log onto the net at home
na Smaragd remind me this morning say i never update

so i'm updating so i can canvass for votes


How many of you know your genotypes?
mine was drummed into my ear at age 7
everytyme i see a good looking brother i may wanna have babies with
i ask him his genotype
most people find it weird that i ask
i've lost cousins cos of this(sickle cell anaemia)

i have a cousin who has still not had his church wedding
we always have to postpone
dude is always too ill to have a big wedding
he is cheating his brides mum
we are cool with the small thingy we had at the registry
but his mother-in-law still wants Sunny Ade
to play at her daughter's wedding

sadly...i lost another cousin last week
young
married
pregnant wife
a son that will never know his father

its sad really
very sad

pardon my pessimism
i dont care if my Denzel shows up
if his genotype is AS(i'm AS)
i'm running away

but once i was in love enough to go the whole hog
we decided every tyme i got pregnant we would do an amniocentiesis
but i kept wondering if God will forgive me for letting my foetus(s) die
cos we decided everytime we found out we were having a baby with sickle cell
we would let the baby die(abort)
well he chickened out(he has lost an elder brother to sickle cell anemia)


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35 comments:

CaramelD said...

Firstttttttttttttttttttt!

CaramelD said...

It's a good day today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CaramelD said...

You know what's coming..........DO THE SHUFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CaramelD said...

Ibiluv congrats on your nominations! You deserve it, like I deserve fat burning Ben & Jerrys. I have the same problem, I'm AS. I have lost cousins to sickler and the pain was too much to handle for me to even think about risking it.

It shall be well oh!

Don't stress to much at work oh!

CaramelD said...

Top five, twice in one week! Caramel Delight is on fire!!!!

Afrobabe said...

chei..u wicked oh...to think I was there cahtting with you...mcheeeeewww

LG said...

aww pele abt ur cousin dear'
*sigh* dis sickle cell matter, sef!
it is well!

*as per nomination...u sabi as we dey do am na' 'scratch my back n i ll SCRUB ur :-)

CaramelD said...

PS Please accept my symapthy about your cousin. May his soul rest in peace.

Tigeress said...

Where did Caramel come from?

Yeh this AS thing is very dicey. Both my parents are AS and my brother and I are AS. so only God knows..... I guess we (bro. and I) were lucky?

Afrobabe said...

Ha, I am AA which is why I was always ill...fortunately I can mary anyone...

Sad though, loosing a man cos of genotype...lmao @ ur category...If my mama see my blog I go deny am...

exschoolnerd said...

really sorry bout ur cousin dear.


congrats on getting nominated.

Omotee! said...

well, am not AS, AA or SS, i am strangely AC which i learnt is some AS of some sort, we suffer almost the same fate.
i havent even found the right guy, it will be annoying if he is nothing but AA again!

Phoenix said...

I have always been happy to be AA, grew up with a lot of SS pple around me, i cannot fit to shout.

Its really sad to meet someone fall in love with them and have to screen them out cos they are AA...so sad.

May your cousins soul rest in peace.

kmplx said...

well done on your nomination oh!
not sure what to say re sickle cell sha... am pro-choice and pro-life, so... yea!
thx for stopping by the other day!
:)

RocNaija said...

Congrats on the nominations!!
Well deserved!

Got a nephew that's SS.. I'm happy and sad everyday I look at him..

@CaramelD - Abeg carry your wrapper tying self out of the whole top 5!!

Wetin sef?!

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

congratulations on your award
Its a damn shame i wasnt nominated for the 'sexiest blogger' coz i am damn sexy in real life lol

CaramelD said...

@Tigress, I came from a boring lunch break involving salad!

@RocNaija, don't hate on my CARAMELICIOUS SWAGGER!

Temite said...

cARALMELLLLL!
Dont let me come to leicester and administer some spanking...
Err
Congratulations dear. I am sure you are very fine.
So sorry about your cousin. I dont even know what I am? I should probably go check on that.

Buttercup said...

lol Caramel u r somn else..

congrats on ur nomination and good luck!

im AA, thank God!

Omo calabar. said...

Lol. The syphillis bit was funny. Sorry abt ur cosin though.

~Sirius~ said...

Sorry about your cousin....

Never really been bothered about geneotypes, maybe because I'm AA.

Congratulations on your nomination

Funms-the rebirth said...

congrats on d nominations....
syphilis???????? hmmm i'd do the research....
sorry about ur cuz... im worried about the genotype cuz im so rare....im AC....

Chi-Chi said...

: (
i also know like two people who are Sickle cell
I really pray they dnt leave soon

Sorry about your cousin..
Life can be so sad :(

Confessions of a London gal said...

Lol @ ur nominations- if ur momma asks u can jst deny say no be u b Ibiluv!

Really sorry about ur cousin...May his soul RIP.

As per this AA/AS sturv, i never really tot about it- mayb cos i am AA. But one of my sisters best friend lost r husband last year to it, so it sort of made me more conscious of it.

@CaramelD- na wa o! Gurl, u r on a roll these days!

Confessions of a London gal said...

@Miss DM- i second u on that o! *Sighs*
At least Ibiluv got nominated, so wat can we do! lol

Buttercup said...

Im really really sorry about the loss of ur cousin. God knows why..

miz-cynic said...

ibiluver,how now...i swear sorry for not visiting here men.work wan kill me....
so abt this...i have alwys been glad i'm AA o.I dont fall ill as often as most AAs but Tht means i can marry SS sef.yes o .bite me! i can marry SS.

LusciousRon said...

The AS issue really spoils things for couples. Sorry about your cousin.

Jayla. said...

sorry about your cousin.......... am AS and i ask the genotype question too but i guess there are ways to bypass it these days

doll said...

congrats on ur nomination..

sorry bout ur cousin...this whole as marry as thing is not worth it...regardless of the luv

doug said...

Sorry about your cousin. Na wa for this your update o! Lol

Good luck with the nominations!

Lady Koko said...

GEES..THIS WAS THE EXACT CONVO I HAD WITH MY FAMILY OVER CHRISTMAS DINNER....my aunty had been doing the abort sickel cell suspected foetus thang....AND I DINT WANT TO BE JUGDEMENTAL OR INSENSITVE..but! IF I MET WHAT I CONSIDERED TO BE MY GOD SENT HUNK WITH A WHOLE LOAD OF HONEY DRIPPING FROM THAT DARK SMOOTH TIGHT MUSCLED BODY...woof!
IN NO SECOND WILL I LET HIM GO becos am AS AND SO IS HE......
i will marry my hunk of a lover and adopt pretty babies from around the globe and we shall live happily ever after! AMEN!
P.S:XOXO

Lady Koko said...

DEEPLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR COUSIN. SHIT MEHNN....XOXOXOXOXOOX

rethots said...

Hmmm, caution before falling head over heels in love but then, can we really caution the emotional feelings?

ibiluv said...

@CaramelD....you are on fire babes!!!!!!!!

1st-5th!!!!!!!!!

I'll remember to slow down the pace at work.....

@Sis.......i have NO idea where CaramelD came from....no vex

@LG....thanks...he's free from the pain now...i don scratch your back tire...oya vote jooooo

@CaramelD...amen....thanks

@Sis....lucky you(AA)...yea sad abi????i'm denying mine too if ever....lol

@ExSchNerd....thanks.....vote o

@Omotee...AC is kinda close to AS cos another cousin is AC...babes...He never makes mistakes...He's sending you an AA....

@Phoenix....yea...i know the feeling.....life aiint fair...its easier to screen before one falls head over heels in love...amen...thanks

@Kmplx....thanks....thats why we make choices.....you are welcome.....

@RocNaija....thanks....i know that feeling....no mind the babe.....lol

@MDM......make the award happen....VOTE!!!!!!....it is still just a nomination.....we know you are....mwah.....

@CaramelD....you came back again????*wink*

@Temite....no vex...her skin wont survive the spanking....thanks....pls do check......

@Buttercup.....no mind the babe...thanks....lucky you

@Omo Calabar.....it was....lol....thanks

@Sirius...thanks...lucky you...thanks once again

@Funms....thanks..what did you find out???is it true???thanks....AC..you'll be fyne but find you an AA to be double sure.....

@Chi-Chi...amen...i pray with you....thank you....he is in a better place.....

@Confessions.....na so i go deny myself.....lol...thanks...amen...lucky you...oh yea she is.....*wink*....we know you are hawt......

@Butercup....*hugs*

@Miz-cynic....u no go die....do the work jeje....you are lucky ooooo...bless you...if people like you no dey.....my cousins whey be SS no go marry.....

@LusciousRon....it does...doesnt it????....thanks


@Jayla...thanks....its important for me to ask too....there are-but it may involve foetal death....

@Doll.....thanks....some people have the courage and selfishness to try............

@Doug....thanks.....no mind me....thanks...make it happen...vote

@Lady Koko....another fantastic option(adoption).....but you know our naija men.....he may yearn for his blood then go spread his seed some place else....its been known to happen......about my cousin...thanks...

@rethots....i ask the question on or before the third date.....before the flood of feelings....i've cried my eyes out watching relatives go thru pain...i wont bring a child into the world to suffer that...i wont...i thnk its selfish of me......