Monday, March 9, 2009

Life is Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PADOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INVITE ME TO YOUR BLOG THIS MINUTE.....
HOW COULD YOU???????



Riri & Chris......dude must be fantastic in bed
me thinks he's immature and with the
beatingwhey she just chop...........
the dick must be good..............
else why in heaven's name is she taking him back???????

if na me..i care not if the dick is as good as BW...
i aiint going back after such decking!!!!!!






Cradle snatcher called me at 1140 am sunday morning
this was after he called 8pm sat night to let me know
he is in my hood
his problem??he needs to connect his printer to his
laptop
i say-its sun morn-i know noone who can help
moreover if you are online-me thinks you should be able
to do it yourself
so he says-he's tried without success
why dont i come over???
so i tell him-i've got plans for the day and they dont
include solving his IT issues........




phone rings at noon another ex
he's in my hood and he is hungry
so i say.........ransack your mama's kitcehn
or go to a restaurant
cos the holy book says you shouldn't eat food prepared
by an concubine or an ex or otherwise
dude goees haba!!!!
kilagbe.....ki le ju(we dey fight???)
i say oh no....i'm just teasing
he says oh he really needs to see my face
so i say my face is busy


Dear Lord on a sunday morning
what type of terrible soap is this(whey i take baff)??????
i was nicely asking Baba to forgive me my trespasses
so i can pray for a windfall(money not dicks)
afterall i have not fornicated in 8 months
so i'm therefore worthy to seek and find

i hereby reject and rebuke all ex's
they are ex's for a reason(s)

Baba loke as we celebrate the prophet's birth
grant me my heart's desires............AMEN!!!!!!!!



am at the salon hours later...jejely making my nails
but giving my eyes food....watching everyone
this silly ass comes in...pretty..cute kid in tow
no wedding or engagement ring
who am i to judge.......
i'm single......no kids@30 going on......

but i totally hated her outfit
if i was male i would not spare her a glance
she was trying too hard...
tight skirt......bum was squeezed in...
so you couldnt't appreciate the bum........
top too low.......boobs seeping out
thrashy not classy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but then again....to each his own.........



i just wonder.............
i watch nolloywod movies and when a guy needs to send his wife packing
he pushes her out with a ghana must go bag and a box
i look around my home now
and i wonder how many cars i'll need to cart away all
i've acquired over the years......
its irrelevant if i need them or not
they are MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and even though when i marry i know i'll have to do sum downsizing
i still know i've got a lot of little bits and pieces of me
that i'm taking along so
my new home will totally be my home

so pray tell Mr Director.......
if we ever need to act a movie
he had better get me a BRT bus to take my stuff
cos two bags wont take even my shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

33 comments:

Afrobabe said...

Exes were exed for a reason....that said I would rather shag an ex than add to my number!!!

I hate trashy too...some girls try too hard...

Afrobabe said...

Firssssssssssssssssssssssttttt...ok, actually second now...lol..

Will let Pdosh know you are trying to get in but I think she isn't blogging till she decides what she wants to do...

~Sirius~ said...

Afro na wa for you!
see me excited that I was 1st......Mschewwwww!

THIS MEANS WAR!

CaramelD said...

Fourth!!!!!!!!!! Afro! Naughty girl!!!! LOL!!! Ibiluv, I was missing you! You have a real case of the ex('s)!!

mizchif said...

U know i was jus thinking d same thing abt the ChRihanna situation.
I don't think any dick is worth that kind of walloping tho.

As for this case of the exes, i will agree with Afro.

As for the BRT bus for ur load, lately i'vebeen imagining how i'll packmy stuff when i have to relocate, cuz even if i decide to do mother christmas, theres certain plenty itemsi cannot and will not part with.
Patapata, i pay excess luggage.

That being said, i think i need to shop less tho!

RocNaija said...

Hmmm.. So if Denzel did a Chris Brown stunt on you.. you won't take him back...? REALLY?! :)

Never had any luck with an ex's heart, personally.. and on this post.. food & IT don't seem to be the way to get there..

Temite said...

I hate trashy and oh my gosh, I so feel you on that load bit. Except me I am going away for summer holiday and I dont want to pay rent for 3 months. Packing time. I never want to see my exs EVER again. I dont even want to know that they are alive.

Funms-the rebirth said...

all these exes ehn?God help us........ padosh is back i think!

Buttercup said...

what is it with exes, ehn????

i dont even know what to say bout chris and riri..after hearing the real story from the police reports, i just got more upset..

lol @ 'so i say my face is busy'

lmao @ the last bit of the post..na so o!

bob-ij said...

lol @ raid your mama's kitchen!
It's you he wants now!...

i fell you though on that EXes thing...AN EX is the past not he present of future.

As for Riri and CB...they've both learned lessons...

CB ...not to form "MACHO" with a babe especially when she's a hot celebrity

Riri... not to underestimate young, cute boys.

I won't accept that GMG P!...Someone pleez bring a moving truck for my cluttered life...lol

x!

Tigeress said...

Meeehhhnn Afro i soooooo agree with u!!!! Always keep an ex rosey. But then there is the issue of all of them getting married. What do u then suggest Afrobabe?

Trashy/tacky is a no no! My good friend and i merry at looking at female revelers that go to Seductive. :)

Padosh said...

Hey girl!!!
Wats up with you, im soweee for my brief hiatus has some seious issues with CO.
I put up a post explaining why i was MIA.
About this load thing, i dont know o!!! I know i left my fathers house with only one box of clothes now i have 4 boxes stacked up, my closet full and even some still left in the boxes.
I dont know how i go take do dat one....,

Smaragd said...

na wa for this soap o twinny! lol

lmao@ ur face being busy.

tell me about it! no one can cart my things out of my house with four big "ghana must go" bags sef!

trashy sucks. ew

Ibiluv's Mr. Right, u'd better show up soon, I want to meet u b4 i leave for my master's o.

mwah!

LusciousRon said...

Na wah o You always leave me cracking up. Thank God I am not alone in the BRT dept. Give me a number when you get Fashola to agree to that move.

Afrobabe said...

Tigress...I am at that point now...all the guys I exed are getting married...when I find a solution I will definately share!!

wordmerchant said...

i don't care if chris's dick is coated in caramel choclate...that kinda flogging is not worth it..silly girl rhianna.

As per exes..they always pop up, even when they are married with children. Just one of those things

doug said...

Ibiluv, if your posts are anything like the real you, then you'd have me mixed up in a second. I usually have to try extra hard to connect all the many different things you say.LOL

doug said...

as for the case of the exes.....you need to CHANGE YOUR SOAP!!!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

The ending of this was classic! They are all yours, darling!

Yes, oh, Padosh don fashi us.

How now?

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Lol @ d praya
Celibate for 8 mnths? WOW! tell me ur secret...Dnt wori he wil soon cum n sweep u off in2 d sunset eh? Kip prayin n believin

exschoolnerd said...

so i say my face is busy...lol..dats a new one.

iv heard all sorts abt this chris and rihanna quanta...heard she gave him an STD,heard they r getting married ...now shes taking him back...if she really is...dn hes gon beat her up again n den nobody is going to care...



when will i ever be first on anyones blog..mcheeeew!!

Confessions of a London gal said...

This Rhianna & Chris tin sef has tire me! Let her go and date Mike Tyson then, since she seems to like punches! Different version of stories sef!
True- some girls do try hard, but u know what they say....Desperate times, call for desperate measures, mayb d babe don tire to dey wait for Mr Right- and she's decided she wants Mr Right now!!! lol

rayo said...

on chris, i dont understand wt kinda attraction that is oh. ko jo mehn
babe these exes of urs, wetin now?

Beulah! said...

Hahaha!!..."my face is busy"..funny one. Abeg, a dog does not go back to his vomit

doll said...

LMAO @ BRT.
As per Rhi & CB….luv /lust/infatuation can have an abnormal hold on someone…I knw..bn dere…done that

Lady Koko said...

buhahahhahah!!!!!!!! U KNU I ALWAYS WONDERED AS WELL.....so 2 ghana must go..is the womens only property??? LOLOLOLOLOLOL......
WHAT BRT BUS IBI???? honey if he dont wanna see my face...HE SHUD BOOK HIMSELF QUICKLY INTO A HOTEL TILL HE'S READY TO COME HOME..cos last time i checked.....KOKO DINT BEG NO BITCH ASS TO PUT A RING ON IT!
P.S:chris and rhirhi could really work out.....(ITS FUNNY HOW ALL WOMEN SAY THEY WONT GO BACK IF IT WAS THEM.....BUT IN REALITY THEY GO BACK TO MEN THAT DO WORSE)....
HE CUD FOREVER FEEL GUILTY FOR HE'S ACTIONS AND MAKE SURE WITH EVERY BREATH WITHIN HIM HE TREATS HER LIKE A QUEEN.....if u really love the dude...*DEPENDING ON WHAT ERRUPTED THE SITUATION AND HOW THE AFTER MATH IS*.......
IF THIS REPEATS ITSELF..then...HE GAT A BAD HABIT..AND U AINT GOT NO BUSINESS DEALING WITH IT! wud koko go back......HELL NO.....simply becos my papa go disown me!
P.S:xoxo

Writefreak said...

Lol @ the last part, i've always thought how they always carry one box out too...and very funny about you needing a BRT to carry your stuff!

Mojisola said...

The heart has its reasons which reason does not know. Riri obviously likes being thrashed and Chris is joyfully giving her what she likes. Shikenan, end of story.

As for the exes, worry not, they are only there as a reminder that you are desirable, they will disappear when the One arrives.

fluffycutething said...

You know the way you piece all these your stories together just drives me nuts!!!!!!!!

from exes to Nollywood to moving your wosiwosi with BRT bus LOL LOL

Fashinga said...

hey!!!! first time here, cant say much..will be back

Later!!!
F.

kmplx said...

sorry - dind't comment first time round, cos i read halfway then had to scoot. and now am late! blame planes. well done on 8 months oh!

Muse said...

have i told you that i love the way you write? there. i said it again.

ibiluv said...

@sis......who's counting?????its just a number....its cos of babes like dem-they were trying to ban indecent dressing....you are on a rolll....thanks for trying to hook me up with padosh's blog!!!!

@sirius....lol

@CaramelD.....awwww.....missed me....mwah...missed u too...that day i sure did...

@mizchif....on ChRiri...i tire o.....nah.....i'm not counting ex's-i want brand new-i want me no tokunboh...yes o....excess luggage is it....can we ever stop?????shopping!!!!!!!!!i pray not

@Rocnaija...i really wont take Denzel back.....that sin is worse than shirk in my books.....dont mind dem...yeye people....hunger and printer issues my ass

@Temite...i dont mind seeing them in a casual,other people milling around situation...while i know i wont let them tap nutting...i need for them to know.i really desire no privacy with them at all.....if i had to pack for 3 months...na to empty my room be that o.....

@Funms......ex's-silly ass mo'f*****rs.......she is?????

@Buttercup....thunda fire all married ex's....upset?wetin your own?????panadol for another person's headache????na true talk o-my face dey busy.....how i for do?????shoes alone o

@Bob-i...thunda fire am...hin wife get belle?why me?abegi make all my ex's free me especially the married ones....i hope dey did-learned their lessons....na so o...moving truck or no deal!!!!!!!!

@Tigeress...i stay friends with ex's-i just wont let them tap the pussy no more....tacky........ewwwwwwwww

@Padosh....moving truck to the rescue......

@Twinny.....he will bring himself to you wherever you are if u no dey naija after he don surface

@LusciousRon.....na to go house go tell am...number????so hin PA go pick am no go gree me talk???he lives at .....

@sis......share ooooooo

@wordmerchant.....she craze no be only silly....why a man will say I always made him see bright lights then settle for less only to continue bugging me after his honeymoon...beats me

@Doug....me sef no understand meself...i don change am same day!!!!!!!!!

@Solomonsydelle.....*wink*...abi i no borrow 'em.....na over sabi worry her

@Qube...which secret????...i no wan make person sweep me-make e just open car door that one don do me....

@exschoolnerd.....it is.....*wink*....as far as i am concerned...she's foolish....you hardly ever drop comments........nice!!!!!!!
when you get google reader...na so so first for you

@Confessions....so she must chop cane???she's senile

@rayo....i tire o...

@Beulah.....God bless you....my sentiments exactly.......

@Doll...but you no chop cane sha oooooooooo

@Lady Koko....na true you talk o.na me get house.make him comot.....only if u tell your Papa........*wink*

@writefreak...na so i see am o

@mojisola......awwwwww...they should disapear NOW!!!!!!!!

@fluffy......*wink*

@Fashinga....will be over at yours

@kmplx.....i didnt plan this 8 months-i only recently noticed its been that long...........

@muse......thanks...mwah...*blush*...bless ya