LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont sell yourself short
if you are in love with him
Dont kill yourself trying to keep him

If he's gonna leave you
theres absolutely nothing you can do about it......

How Best Do we Express Love????

A friend once said the only way to express love is by boffing(sex).......

another said-sex is the only thing by nature known to man and animals alike
that gives pleasure.....the best known to man......

another said for God so loved the world
........that He gave us sex............

if it was meant for pro-creation ONLY
how come ecstasy is involved????

we worship,feed,sleep,pray.....
other activities of our daily life.........

some we enjoy immensely
some we don't particularly enjoy
but only SEX initiates ecstasy.....

through the ages..........
some have killed for it
others betrayed for it
age,colour,creed,religious,political,social affiliations.........
don't matter.........


ladies.....
if the phallus didnt give so much pleasure......
would you touch it????

damn thing isnt good looking......

your lover may be drop dead gorgeous
but other than the fact that a good sized phallus
promises an earth shattering tyme

we probably wouldn't have them things near us.......

i'm no male
i have no idea if men think vaginas are good looking
but me thinks for guys as well
its all about what it can do
not what it looks like

cos if it was about looks

we would all die virgins...........*wink*....

Class Rep 2

So we get home
laugh and imagine her reaction......

an hour later the
Speaker to Student Union Govt(SUG)
comes to visit
one of us is dating his cousin and roomate

we tell him what we've done
he laffs and decides to chill
she'll come fully armed he says

as expected......she comes with a whole gang of people.....
angry mob they sounded like
were they armed?with anger....yes...
with violent stuffs????...no.....dem be church people.......

through our bolted door and window
we laff at all her/their ranting

then she says i'm headed to the speaker to report...........
speaker says speak up-i'm right here in Ibi's room

he then says you have to return their money
then they will return your stuff

tell your gang to leave
i'll ask Ibi to open the door
do remember if any sort of violence breaks out here
i shall personally report to the House & the VC

we opened the door and let her in
she saw her stuff was safe

she promised to give us the money in class tomorrow
we promised to bring the bag to school
but only to drop it IF our money was returned

these in the presence of SUG Speaker

she and her gang leaves

we laff some more

all was well in our kingdom

i fear to imagine her with broken limbs if......
she/any of hers had touched a hair of our skin.......

while WE had never being members of any *affiliations*

my ex knew to *BEG* me when we broke up

oh.....he had to be sure i had no hard feelings

he and his babe were due to be.......

all i needed to do was cry wolf to my......

Police or Thief??????

So i'm in a bus riding home
silly ass tax collectors stop us twice already in 3 mins

just when we thought
we were free

we see them again
conductor is mad

decides to ignore them
them no gree

one jump in front
another raise gun
kai i dey window beside the gun welding idiot

was kinda amused........usually i get raving mad

just when we were all telling conductor
*answer them make we go*

this car pulls up beside us
and proceeds to come down

na snr officer

whats happening here?

why start a traffic jam??

release that bus immediately
i'm pleased
every one in the bus says
Oga God bless u ooo
no mind them

Ole Ole Ole

i couldnt help laughing
Olopa don turn ole........

LOVE IS.......................

...a lifestyle
...an attitude
...a decision
...selflesss
...giving
...caring
...kind

.....a smile
.....a kind word
.....a good deed
.....doesnt expect anything back

most of all
.....loving yourself

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i turned 30 today
was gonna have a big bash
but i don posstpone am

year 2013
i go call all of una........

i'm feeling loved
my fone rang every 2 mins from midnight

to all my friends and family that remembered

thank you.............i love you all

to those of u who forgot.......i plan to forgive you all next year
IF you remember

to those i consider friends but do not have an inkling of my birthday
next year i shall not forgive you if you forget........



We write our own scripts
live in what we ourselves create
and we are ultimately responsible for
everything
that happens to us............

cant remember where i got this from
but i concur......