So we get home
laugh and imagine her reaction......
an hour later the
Speaker to Student Union Govt(SUG)
comes to visit
one of us is dating his cousin and roomate
we tell him what we've done
he laffs and decides to chill
she'll come fully armed he says
as expected......she comes with a whole gang of people.....
angry mob they sounded like
were they armed?with anger....yes...
with violent stuffs????...no.....dem be church people.......
through our bolted door and window
we laff at all her/their ranting
then she says i'm headed to the speaker to report...........
speaker says speak up-i'm right here in Ibi's room
he then says you have to return their money
then they will return your stuff
tell your gang to leave
i'll ask Ibi to open the door
do remember if any sort of violence breaks out here
i shall personally report to the House & the VC
we opened the door and let her in
she saw her stuff was safe
she promised to give us the money in class tomorrow
we promised to bring the bag to school
but only to drop it IF our money was returned
these in the presence of SUG Speaker
she and her gang leaves
we laff some more
all was well in our kingdom
i fear to imagine her with broken limbs if......
she/any of hers had touched a hair of our skin.......
while WE had never being members of any *affiliations*
my ex knew to *BEG* me when we broke up
oh.....he had to be sure i had no hard feelings
he and his babe were due to be.......
all i needed to do was cry wolf to my......