Monday, October 20, 2008

Class Rep 2

So we get home
laugh and imagine her reaction......

an hour later the
Speaker to Student Union Govt(SUG)
comes to visit
one of us is dating his cousin and roomate

we tell him what we've done
he laffs and decides to chill
she'll come fully armed he says

as expected......she comes with a whole gang of people.....
angry mob they sounded like
were they armed?with anger....yes...
with violent stuffs????...no.....dem be church people.......

through our bolted door and window
we laff at all her/their ranting

then she says i'm headed to the speaker to report...........
speaker says speak up-i'm right here in Ibi's room

he then says you have to return their money
then they will return your stuff

tell your gang to leave
i'll ask Ibi to open the door
do remember if any sort of violence breaks out here
i shall personally report to the House & the VC

we opened the door and let her in
she saw her stuff was safe

she promised to give us the money in class tomorrow
we promised to bring the bag to school
but only to drop it IF our money was returned

these in the presence of SUG Speaker

she and her gang leaves

we laff some more

all was well in our kingdom

i fear to imagine her with broken limbs if......
she/any of hers had touched a hair of our skin.......

while WE had never being members of any *affiliations*

my ex knew to *BEG* me when we broke up

oh.....he had to be sure i had no hard feelings

he and his babe were due to be.......

all i needed to do was cry wolf to my......

18 comments:

Enigma said...

NO 1

I beg you o, if i have offended you in any way while we were in that Uni, knowingly or unknowingly, for give me o!

Just kidding, you didnt know me!

Wassup?

Dammy said...

Hmmm...so you are a church girl Ibiluv???

I will tell our pastor! lol

How u dey?

miz-cynic said...

ibi.u bully!an an.k dealt with me.

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

lol
Ibiluv our very own blogsville mafia
Im too soft
do not een remember getting into a fight ever.

Invisible said...

If enigma is begging you, maybe I should beg you too, considering we must have been in the same school.
lol.

incoherent said...

lol i wish i'd known u in university. u may have cme in very handy....... happy birthday again o! how goes the big 3-0?

doll said...

LOL. am sure it was a lesson well learnt

Vera Ezimora said...

We weren't in the same school, but abeg forgive me too oooo! lol.

FineBoy Agbero said...

Ahn-ahn? Me i no see Part 1 o. Abi where d tori start from?

NIce one tho'!

Naija Idol said...

agbero!!!!!!!!! lol :P

rayo said...

wirs class rep 1?

FFF said...

so, u be ninja eh. lol. take am easy oh

Kin'shar said...

sorry sweets but no crying allowed. First time here!

NikkiSab said...

LOL!!!!!! U were almost a thug aka gal dat shdn't be messed with.lol!! thanks for ur comment

kay-shawn said...

I wonder what would have happened if your ex had not begged when you guys broke up. Just wondering.

Buttercup said...

i REALLY do know not to mess with u!!!

geisha.song. said...

gangsta! men this babe you're hard oh.
so she returned ur money abi? it doesn't sound like she had a choice!

ibiluv said...

@fine boy agbero….......part one is termed…my tendencies……

@naija idol…..a butter wont melt in her mouth type…..lol

@rayo…my tendencies…someone asked…..

@fff………….lol

@kin’shar……who dey cry?????

@nikkisab…..u r welcome…I just love for people to be fair……

@kay-shawn…..i fear to think what would have become of him……

@buttercup……yes dearie………….lol

@geisha.song……..oh yes…every kobo……….