Friday, October 17, 2008

Police or Thief??????

So i'm in a bus riding home
silly ass tax collectors stop us twice already in 3 mins

just when we thought
we were free

we see them again
conductor is mad

decides to ignore them
them no gree

one jump in front
another raise gun
kai i dey window beside the gun welding idiot

was kinda amused........usually i get raving mad

just when we were all telling conductor
*answer them make we go*

this car pulls up beside us
and proceeds to come down

na snr officer

whats happening here?

why start a traffic jam??

release that bus immediately
i'm pleased
every one in the bus says
Oga God bless u ooo
no mind them

Ole Ole Ole

i couldnt help laughing
Olopa don turn ole........

25 comments:

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

tax collectors on a bus?
its things like this that make me glad that I live overseas!!!!!!!

Temite said...

ahn ahn. I dont know for this police people. Thank God the oga saved the day!!! This is what makes me think twice about moving back.

miz-cynic said...

i like scenarios like dat o.jst like one day,one police car was trying 2 shunt hold up by passing one way thereby causing holdup on our own lane.al of a sudden 2 my greatest joy n amvsement 2 army guys came with koboko n starting beating ds police guys rigt thr in dir car telling dm 2 reverse whl whipn dm mercilessly n chasing dm til dy reachd d end of d oda lane.i was jst lmao.

badderchic said...

errm babes,

hows about police AND thief! lol

Stingess said...

Dem be thief, Period!

Invisible said...

For some reason, when I saw the title, before even reading, I said "nah, it's police AND thief" and I'm sticking with it.
Idiot people

LG said...

one day BUSH MEAT GO CATCH D HUNTER'

* how u doing

Uzezi said...

na ole dem be

TinTin said...

mehn thats the norm oh!

police and ole go hand hand in hand!

~Sirius~ said...

I agree with Badderchic and Invisible, "Police and Thief", I can't stand them at all.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

KAI, WE DEY SUFFA FOR nAIJA, THANK goD SEY SENIOR FFICER COME OH!

how nah?

Naija Idol said...

olopa. I hail those guys.ole people.*hiss*.

Tairebabs said...

don't mind the stupid police men. That's what they do. Tax collectors truly. Thank God for their oga sha.

Buttercup said...

Nawa o..

Chari said...

Thief and Police...the line jus gets blurrier every day in naij...every single day

Jaguda said...

lagos na wa[assuming its lagos] in new york its the same thing, just that they dont tax ordinary folk, they tax drug dealers

AlooFar said...

Is you ask me to give a list of the "things" that make me hate Lagos, police wahala will top the list.

I wish I could FIRE all of 'em!

doll said...

LOL @ Tax collectors do u mean agbero?

ibiluv said...

@Miss Definitely Maybe.........tax collectors outside the bus(police)......babes u wanna be there for ever????????

@Temite........its getting berra....we hope one day una go turn yonder to holiday place only......

@Miz-Cynic........me sef for laff die...olopa no get respect...those in green still command respect Anyday.......

@Badder........i agree with you.......

@Stingess.........i concur......

@Invisible........me thinks ...police na thief.........lol

@Lg.....i pray sooner than later......i dey kampe babes.......u?

@Uzezi........na so my sis.......

@Tintin....well said..........

@Sirius........me???i detest them........

@Solomonsydelle........Snr Officer try for us.......

@Naijaidol.......na so my sis............

@Tairebabs........yeye people them be.......

@Buttercup.......na so oooooooo

@Chari......line no dey again sef........

@Jaguda........yea it is Lagos......well berra drug dealers dan people struggling to make a living.....

@Aloofar........fire so they can do more night tyme robbery???????...death to them all!!!!!!!!

@Doll.........nah.........olopas..........

InCogNaija said...

you dont even want to know my Nigerian Police Force story...i can write a freaking book on dem cocksuckers...excuse my french, i just hate them that much. lmao!

Tisha said...

nice policeman
never thought i'd say that.

ibiluv said...

@incognaija......i feel u dear......

@tisha.......yes ooooooooo

Tigeress said...

lol! Naija sha!

ebonyhyde said...

lol.........wen pple dey shout'ole'thief sef go follow shout am.but one day na bushmeat go catch d hunter.
d officer sef dey feel lik somtin.

ibiluv said...

@tigeress......na so we see am.....

@ebonyhyde......well he saved us from tax collectors.....