Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Lawyers wanted please!!!!!!

Hi peeps i had a restful weekend
how was urs???
i so need to get *a good boffing* soooooonnnnn

cos i sexually harrassed a man i had no attraction for

it rained
had to take a cab
one of those cabucabu where you sit 2 in the front

journey is going on smooth....
then.....papa hits me with left shoulder smack on *my twins*

so i decided to be naughty..........
i jammed them into his back
he reached for his money staying as
far away from the twins as he could

soon as he was relaxed.........i jammed them into him again
this continued thru the 10min ride
him pulling away.........me jamming them into his back


for the life of me i dont know why i did that to papa
was it cos i am horny as hell
was it to punish him
or was i just looking for a sexual harrassment lawsuit&^%$#@*&


....*wink*...........

17 comments:

archiwiz said...

YEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Abeg ohh... no do...no do...Dem say wetin consyn agbero wit ovaload...waffi man talk say, ya mout dey run, e go soon jam rock. I pray make u no go fyn pesin wey go jam you back as u jam papa ohh...Naija dey cuss people for indecent exposure....LOL.....

This was a hilarious post sha...Abeg go baff wit col wata.

archiwiz said...

Ohh, and I'm first!

LG said...

archiwiz, wen dis one start??? *hiss*
common go back back, lollll

yaaaaaaay naughty iby is back!!!
hehehehehehehehe i nor pity for PAPA o, cos naim find trouble, hehehehehe
but o gal take am eazy o, n do like archy talk, go baff wit cold water,lollll

Afrobabe said...

lmao...you need to be locked up...you are a danger to the society!!!

Enigma said...

Boffing?!!!, i can imagine the confusion in the poor man's head!
Real danger to society indeed!

Whatever happened to *fuckmate*?

Nigerican said...

Very wicked girl... poor papa, my heart goes out to him. No cause pesin grandpa to have heart attack oh ...lol. I am glad u rested and r back to u're bad self... missed yah.

Parakeet said...

Ah, cover your face Ibiluv...asewo! lol!

Naija Idol said...

lol. Bad girl!!! Y did u do papa like dat now???? eh??? i will tell Baba.lol.

Enigma said...

Was bored at work and read thru all your blogs... i think you should go back to adding jokes to your blogs... t'was a struggle to hide my laughter...

(Archi trees) Did you attend university in a town with areas/stops called 'General', 'Igbo-agboyin', 'Alata', 'Takie'. If so, then...

Jinta said...

thot it was only us men that got that horny

Smaragd said...

i just left a long ass post here that's been swallowed by blogger! What The Fuck! mcheew

Buttercup said...

hahahahahahaha! i wish i were as bold..

ibiluv said...

@archiwiz.....cool water no fit do me ooo.....na correct boffing go cure me.....*wink*.....

congrats....a pack of plaintain chips is ur prize
sending it ur way asap.......

@lg....no mind archiwiz....babe u know how i do now...cold water is not my portion.......

@afrobabe...*sheepish look*...but na papa start am now....

@enigma.....fuckmate was disqualified for not doing it right...was tired of managing.....boffing na another name for the do...

@nigerican....bless ya...na the man find my trouble....he no see rain???

@parakeet....i am not one to deny names...u missed out mogambo....lol

@naija idol...remember to report papa too..the twins were cold.....

@enigma....jokes??coming up soon....yea i did...igboelerin......paranta...we are from the same alma mata....*wink*.....

@jinta....na as e dey do una e dey do us too......*wink*....

@smaragd.....no mind blogger...mscheew....

@buttercup...in ur own case...do it with a dashing young man......lol

Chari said...

I would think I am more horny than you...mos def! altho am not sayin why...

Baroque said...

ah, why no be me be that papa?...can we arrange a meeting, i need to meet the twins, i'm sure they wont forget me in a hurry...no kidding

Afrobabe said...

hmmm baroque, you want bite am off abi why they no go forget u?

ibiluv said...

@chari....i dont need to know the why...but the way i feel...i understand why some stupid mo'fos resort to incest......when i lay my hands on him*&^%$#@.........

@baroque......thats a tempting offer.....*the twins* need to be assaulted..*wink*....

@afrobabe....sis...i like what he's proposing.....*wink*.....