Wednesday, July 16, 2008

From Baroque...............

Your favourite childhood memory – having a ball at my 5th buffday parry

Wash your face or rinse you mouth, which you do first in the morning – take a leak

The scariest moment of your life – being asked by a thug *why the hell do u wanna get down from the bus*(shuo should i stay.... so he would rob me*&^%$#)

One word that best describes you – HORNY AS A BITCH

Your favourite month of the year – October

Your favourite number -7

The nicest thing anyone ever said to you – all the compliments I need to thrive on …I tell meself

Current relationship status – happily single

What exactly are you wearing right now – shirt and pants-both in brown

What is your current problem – how to scratch this *itch*..........

What do you love most – GOD, family, money & most def boffing……*wink*…

If you could go back in time and change anything, what would it be? Agberos off the roads and bring WAI back.....

If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be? A pussy is what i am...*wink*...

Name an obvious quality you have – Diplomacy

Are you musically inclined? I love my music

The name of the song that's stuck in your head right now – Party Rider-9ice

Name someone with the same birthday as you – Bisi

Do you have a crush on someone? – does wanting his phallus in me everytyme I hear his voice count as a crush????....*wink*….

Have you ever been in a fight? I am a lady….hell no!!!!!!!!!

What is the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex? How tall he is….it translates to how *cough* he is..........

One of the biggest mistakes you’ve made – no regrets man………..

What do you think about prostitutes? – if you sell a product no one wants to buy, wont you become bankrupt????

Say something very random about you? …I stained me pants….(get ur mind outta the gutter)…with veggie soup……lol

Your favourite part of your body – My laps.........

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Nah….their kinda money my way but not the fame………..

Are you comfortable with your height? Yea…cant do shit about it……

What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? Gave me a cold bath all thru the night whilst I battled a fever….

What is your favourite smell? On me or on him????

Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room? Cut me self on a glass cup and joggedto the nearest hospital for a stitch…does this count????

Why are you answering all these questions? To update me blog……….

i tag.......Enigma,smaragd,afrobabe,fff,lg,shiraoko,freaksho.......

17 comments:

Chari said...

its a lie!

am first!

Chari said...

Wash your face or rinse you mouth, which you do first in the morning – take a leak

olodo-oshi!


funny...one word that describes u is similar to the one that describes me....horny bastard!

uNWrItten* said...

which kin itch u get ?? lol

Chari said...

Hmmn...ibiluv...I wana scratch ma itch u wana scratch urs...what say we...

*scurries away*

P.S.:I dont exactly what it is...but ur post has me horn-ier...than I normally am...

geez mehn wetin u do ma mouth...I jus dey run like...uh...pimp juice...*wink *wink

ShonaVixen said...

Lol @ you and Chari...LOL
That *itch* you have has made Chari hornier..lol..
this was damn funny girl

Mz. Dee said...

ANOTHER TAG SEASON?
dis will never end o!!

Lolz at wat u do first in the mornin!
dis babe... u tew funi jo!

Baroque said...

hey pussy! wetin u dey scratch? u no dey baff well?..see eh, there are somethings you dont say near me, things like, 'you're as horny as a bitch', now i cant sleep...i need to be forked by a horny bitch right now...meanwhile, follow follow, why na piss you dey go piss, no fit stretch first? LOL

NigerianDramaQueen said...

See how people fail exam ba! "Wash your face or rinse you mouth, which you do first in the morning – take a leak"-you and baroque need flogging!
Awww someone gave u a bath while u were sick?!Thats the ish right there.

Afrobabe said...

horny as a bitch na one word???

lmao @ pussy...a pussy you are alright...hahahahah

LG said...

lol@What do you love most – GOD, family, money & most def boffing……*wink*…
hehehehehehe yeye gurl,

Uzezi said...

interesting read

Lady Koko said...

pussy is what u is???/ I AGREE MY LUV! BUHAHAHHAAAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S: KOKO LURRRRRRRRVE..XOXO

Enigma said...

No mind them jo, *pissing* is what majority does first!

Na wa for this *itch* o.. may this drought come to an end soon.. AMIN!

Jaguda's muses said...

horny babe, funny post. just love the say the word sounds. puuuuusy

ibiluv said...

@chari......yes u are.....

.....*sigh*...another one like me....

@unwritten....a bad one.....*wink*....

@chari...why u scuttle???.....my posts do that to people(make them horny).......when i do something to your monuth i assure you,you WILL know......*wink*....

@shonavixen....babe i wish i was laughing.....

@mzdee...honestly...its what i do first.....

@baroque.....no b me fault......me hormones are just haywire.........
*wink*......stretching is easier after a leak.......

@sis.....i no know y una dey laff...i go join emily ooo-kindnap "were".....

@lg.....i no fit lie now........lol

@uzezi...i aim to please........

@lady koko....MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@enigma.....AMEN.......its so hard to get boffed when u need it when u aiint going steady.......next thing u know is some *idiot* is calling you names or acting all high and mighty cos he has what u need......me thinks its just like every other urge.....to eat,to sleep,to pee,to*cough*.......

@jaguda's muses.....laff all u want...i am going celibate........

Buttercup said...

i just love ur candidness!

ibiluv said...

@buttercup......life is soooo much easier when u say it as it is.......*wink*....